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Text: No. 6 Optimist
Editor|No. 6 Optimist
What stupid things did you do as a child? Netizen: I went to my aunt's house to sleep, and I was peeking all night!
1. In elementary school, I was dripped over the wall and dripped on the head of the female teacher, and I was dragged to the principal's office by twisting my ears.
2. Choose to take 30 beatings or stand until 9 o'clock, and choose to stand again after being beaten.
3. I felt it at night, and I was so scared that I ran away with a cough, and I didn't pick it up when I knew it.
4. Knock on the barrel and shake the chickens, and as a result, seven chicks are killed, and the chickens are beaten to pay for the damages.
5. Cover the bird, the bird does not enter the cover, and later I learned that there is too much soil.
6. Add more noodles with flour water, and finally feed the pigs, and the pigs are forced to eat.
7. Chase the chicken to lay eggs, chase the chicken to the roof, but the egg is not found.
8. At the age of five, he drank red wine by mistake, his face was red and he smiled, and he was sent to the hospital only to find out that he was drunk.
9. Swallowing bubble gum was afraid of sticking to my throat, so I cried all the time, and no one dared to scare me from then on.
10. Orchard and his little niece are tired of playing and sleeping in their arms, and they are recognized by their table mates in high school.
11. The New Year's fruit box is packed with donkey dung balls, and I laughed to death when I watched people pick them up and ride away.
12. Mom lied that the candy cube was soap, I believed it and drank it, and reminded me not to drink soapy water.
13. Laughing desperately for fear of breaking the needle, but being told by my mother that laughing too loudly will also break.
14. I drove the chickens to the roof, but I couldn't find them at night, and finally found that I had committed suicide by jumping off the building.
15. When the wine is mixed into water, the adults drink the wrong wine, and they are finally beaten.
16. Carrying a wreath home was chased by my grandmother, and the wreath on my shoulder was not thrown, and my grandmother was tired and rested.
17. Being put in the washing machine by my mother to play, pulling poop and smearing the washing machine, and my parents fighting over poop.
18. At my aunt's house, my uncle ate too much, and the whole table was scattered.
19. Secretly drinking rice wine and adding water to cover it up, but it was found that he was beaten, and he could not drink wine mixed with water.
20. The money for buying book covers was used to buy snacks, and when I took the old book covers home, my mother saw through them, and I was beaten as a result.
21. After taking the medicine, my aunt said that there was a ghost in the window, and I didn't dare to stick my head out one night, but the wind blew so frighteningly.
22. The primary school did not write homework to make up the reason, and the teacher's home visit found that there was a table for six people at home.
23. When he was young and ignorant, he stole roasted corn and chewed sugar cane, and was found and beaten by the landlord, and he was not allowed to eat on his knees.
24. I lost one rabbit in elementary school, and I wanted to let the other one go out to find a companion on a whim, but I was stupid.
25. At the age of three, he broke his mother's dowry cup and wanted to get Sun Wukong out to play with him, but the cup was all broken.
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