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Text: Guanguan
Edited by Yi'an Entertainment
In 2012, I studied for a master's degree in New Zealand and went to a hot beach with a French brother and a Japanese girl.
After dinner, they asked me if I knew Chinese kung fu......
I jumped to the side of the road and threw a military body box, and they applauded.
The Japanese girl said that her mother believed in Buddhism and was a Buddhist, and asked me if I could recite Chinese Buddhist scriptures.
I put my hands together: I eat grapes without spitting out the skins, and I don't eat grapes but spitting out the skins.
They applauded with envy.
Well, I just like that they haven't seen the world! [yawn]
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In fact, no matter which country it is, there will always be some "special" friends.
So when you encounter some "sincere questions" from special friends, how to "humorously" fight back?
I have to say that everyone knows how to "hit the nail on the head". [Look]
Next time, I will directly do a nose mask or fan the wind, which is more lethal, I tried.
Sometimes I can't figure it out, why do I eat raw when it's hot, isn't the stir-fried food fragrant, I'm almost hungry.
To be honest, this kind of is also contemptuous in the eyes of the locals.
为什么一句严肃的“Hey，no dirty word!” ，加上后半句“This is China!” 会突然变得莫名的喜感，哈哈。
Guo: Mr. Yu's father doesn't eat beef tongue.
Yu: How?
Guo: How can you eat something in a cow's mouth? It's disgusting.
Yu: Oh, I think the cow's mouth is dirty.
Guo: Bring me an egg.
Yu: If you don't eat what comes out of your mouth, you eat what comes out of your ass.
Say directly: You get what you pay for, the kind of clothes you said, we are all used to make mops!
What the big brother said in front of him is more ruthless than Mama Rong!
I'm a woman who has been asked the same question by a foreign man, and there is someone next to me. So I prepared the standard answer taught by my friend: Did your girlfriend tell you? She really loves you, and she lies for your own good.
Snow pear, Ya pear, Yantai pear, sour pear, fragrant pear, Fengshui pear, crisp pear... For such people, it would be good to reply with the word South Korea.
I took a look at the sagging thing and realized that sometimes I have nightmares that are similar to this, and my pants fall off in public or something.
Whether it's true or not, I also think it's very domineering.
What you should say is: Bagaya Road Dudu Dudu Rua~
You're telling the truth, Chinese martial arts do emphasize the basics.
It seems to be praising others, but in fact, he is still praising himself...... [wipe sweat]
Treating others the way they want to be is sometimes very useful.
How to say it, it is because it is a reunification ...... [laughs]
I have to say that some friends' brain circuits are still quite special.
But although it looks very enjoyable, for friends who are outside, you must protect your own safety~
If it's dangerous, don't blindly indulge in it for a while~
What do you think about this? What would you do if something like this happened to you?