It's time for the "extreme pulling" of the annual dissertation defense.
The defense is the last hurdle before the graduation of the students, and it is also the last battle for the tutors to send the students away!
Whose PPT was ruthlessly complained about, whose mentor was silent at the door, and whose mentor was crazy to protect the cubs and kill indiscriminately?
Let's cut into the defense scene from multiple angles!
The futile stepped back
Look at the teacher for you, and fight the group of Confucians
If you want to say that the scene that the graduate students at the defense site are most looking forward to, it must be me and my supervisor who are quacking and killing together. I'm in charge of quack, and my mentor is in charge of killing.
On Douyin, a video of the defense tutor fighting the Confucianism was widely spread and received more than 100,000 likes.
In the video, in the face of the students who were asked, the tutor still couldn't help but go straight to the field.
I was in charge of writing the dissertation, and my tutor was in charge of the tongue warfare.
In the comment area, many students also posted their "cub care" mentors-
There are also some people who say that although my mentor doesn't protect the cubs, they can't bear that my mentor is the dean.
Of course, there are also some new tutors, although people want to quack and kill with students, but they have more than enough heart and not enough power....
Do you have any memories of your defense? Let's follow the perspectives of both sides and review them together.
Student's perspective
Find shiny black leather shoes, change into a decent white shirt, simulate PPT over and over again, and search for defense precautions.
There are also people who have trouble sleeping and eating, even if they simply eat a supper, they don't forget to pray for a smooth defense-
Some students have experienced a rollercoaster mood -
When replying: I still have to change it, wilting. After the defense: passed? Agitated!
There were also jokes, "Because I'm just a little learned......"
Mentor's Perspective: Crazy Cub Protection
The student stood on the stage to defend, and the tutor was not idle, but the tutor, who never opened the beauty when he took pictures himself, gave the students a beautiful face intimately and became the "official photographer" on the scene.
I will also go to explain the situation to the students who did not have time to take pictures. A photo also has a tutor, which can be said to be the strongest help for the student's defense, and the immersive debate between the teachers will be mutated at the defense scene.
Some of the students met the teachers of the defense team who were gentle and lovely, and they stood on the podium and looked at the kindness in their eyes, and suddenly lost their nervousness.
Not only will it not embarrass students, but it will also sincerely point out the areas where the paper can be improved, and give detailed suggestions for revision.
How many tutors are in the invisible place, silently paying for your graduation defense:
In addition to the personal experiences of the students, there are also many stories that circulate on the "rivers and lakes" of the defense, which are enough to make people jaw-dropping:
01
When I was in graduate school, it was said that an academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences on campus was bored, so he went to audit the undergraduate graduation defense, and as a result, the two male students cried.
02
When my friend was defending his doctoral dissertation, an Indian asked him questions in the public part, but my friend had no impression of this person at all. Later, after the defense, he met this person, and he said that he had come to play with us, and when he saw someone replying, he sat in and listened. My friend wanted to vomit blood at the time.
03
Listen to what the previous sessions said,A and B two professors are considered cattle in the discipline,There is an intersection in the research field,But they don't look at each other,And they are always fighting openly and secretly,According to gossip, the two chased a girl at the same time when they were young...... Embarrassment
When defending his master's thesis, there was a student who happened to write about the field that the two opposing professors were studying at the same time, and to be honest, his thesis was quite good...... But it's just a fuse!! At the defense meeting, it was simply a sword and a sword, and the spittle was flying, but the students who defended were left to dry.
As a result of the defense, Professor A and Professor B had an argument on the spot, and it was Professor C's student who hung up......
The whole hospital lamented: this child is so unlucky...... It was a complete accident...... Teach that aggro damage has a splash effect, so be careful......
This unfortunate child postponed his defense for half a year and graduated.
04
If a classmate plagiarized his paper, he didn't know anything about the defense scene, and the judges were angry. Down into the anti-plagiarism system to test, the plagiarism rate reached 99.9%, the original girl except for the school and their own name changed, nothing else has changed, it still says "2010 class 2" (we are 13 grades).
Laugh at the smile. Xiao Zhao also prepared some defense tips for the graduate students who are about to defend.
There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and in the end, I wish you a smooth defense!
01 Be prepared
If you want to pass the defense, you can't rely on your mentor alone, you also need to be well prepared (at least don't hold back your mentor's defense). ）
02 Caution Wearing
First of all, you should pay attention to dress, try to be generous and decent, and your appearance is the first impression of the defense teacher after seeing you, and try not to leave uncomfortable places.
03 Strengthen your practice
Pay attention to proficiency and fluency when explaining PPT, don't stumble, incoherent language may make the defense teacher unable to grasp the point, and wait until the question session has more questions, so it is necessary to prepare the speech. You can prepare a few questions that the teacher may ask before the defense.
All in all, there is no skill in the defense, and sincerity is nirvana. If that doesn't work, you can also try the following "eight-character proverbs".
"Just answer without defense, apologize for mistakes"
I wish you all a smooth pass the defense and a happy graduation
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