There are a lot of interesting things happening on the Internet every day.
For example, recently, a takeaway guy in a southern city hurriedly delivered a package of food to the company's front desk. As for the young lady at the front desk, somehow she had a few quarrels with the takeaway brother, which is a common thing, and 1 million things can happen a day!
But the best is to come!
The takeaway guy somehow had a little temper, and he shook it off:
I've never seen you so fat and big-eared!
Oops, it's broken. The young lady exploded at that time, picked up the flower fist, lifted the show foot, bang, and exploded!
After that, the little brother was angry. The young lady is crying, wow, wow.
Follow-up incident, it is said that the two have reconciled, anyway, the little brother was beaten, but he didn't dare to fight back, and the young lady, although she beat someone, but according to her, the hurt in my heart is not smooth.
Look: an internal injury, an external injury, hey, in this sunny spring day, both of them are injured, each find a place to look!
That day, an old brother who studied sociology said to me:
East Asian involution can be reflected in various aspects, such as appearance anxiety, which is very common in East Asia!
Really!
Take this young lady with a fat head and big ears. Oh no. Bah! If I were to say that, I would have to be beaten too. Take this grumpy young lady as an example.
When I heard those four words, I immediately exploded on the spot, in fact, those four words are not very bad!
Anyway, rural people like me, who have been skinny monkeys all my life and have weighed less than 100 in my life, always feel that fat heads and big ears are really not a derogatory term.
I remember in our hometown, in the 70s, the peasants were idle, and they often sat and chatted in the brigade headquarters, and the room was very spacious. Cool in summer.
What are you talking about?
Hi! Nonsense!
An old peasant talked about the recent nationwide campaign to criticize forests and holes. He clattered his cigarette pouch and said:
Why can't an official of this size stop all of a sudden?
The other old peasant snorted contemptuously and said, "Hmph, I don't think he's blessed." Not like the blessed one, behold, the blessed one, who is not fat-headed and big-eared?
Indeed, in the eyes of the old peasants, scrawny people abound, and there are sharp-beaked monkey gills in every family. And the fat head and big ears look stylish, official, magnificent, graceful and steady!
Back in the 60s. For a period of time, it was popular to bring all kinds of landlords back to their hometowns to criticize, because many landlords lived in big cities, and in the countryside, there was no decent object to criticize.
There is an imbalance between supply and demand.
It's like a farmer in our hometown, who was treated as a rich peasant by someone who had a thermos, which is not very good. As for the landlord, everyone is scratching their ears and cheeks in a hurry.
As a result, someone put forward a great conjecture about fighting landlords:
Can we get our biggest landlord here, He Lao Er, back! Accept the criticism.
Eh, not to mention his idea, it really came true in the end.
When the Red Guards from several county middle schools heard this, they immediately took a train to Beijing and found the neighborhood where He Lao Er lived. It didn't take long for this person to be pressed into the house.
At that time, I was interested in this. It is said that the last emperor Pu Yi stayed with his family, and was also remembered by the people of Northeast China. There were also Red Guards who traveled thousands of miles to Beijing to get him. Frightened, Pu Yi hid everywhere.
Anyway, my grandfather has nowhere to hide.
Right. He is the landlord He Lao Er, otherwise how would I know about this?
So, under the support of a group of Red Guards, he was dragged to the countryside of Hebei, looking at the villagers who had never seen him, my grandfather's heart was furious, and the villagers, looking at this legendary landlord who had never seen before, were also suspicious.
There was a rural aunt who, after examining my grandfather from top to bottom ten or eight times, asked the Red Guards:
Have you corrected the right person? Is this He's second child? Why is he so skinny? Don't let people fool you, you have to find a fat-headed and big-eared person!
Look, if the landlord looks thin, he is not qualified in the eyes of the masses. Because everyone thinks that only fat heads and big ears can be regarded as "people who want to have an axe", and the landlord is a lucky person who combines all the blessings, and he will have to look wonderful!
So I dare to raise my hand to prove that fat head and big ears are not a derogatory term.
The victim lady is angry.
At least in the eyes of our generation, this word is neutral, for example, like my brother and daughter-in-law, she is one meter six or five tall, 145 pounds, do you say fat? I don't think so!
If you don't use a fat head and big ears, use beads and jade to describe her, I think it's also very objective, her skin is white, her face is tender, there are really no wrinkles, and a pair of big goldfish-like eyes blink and blink, which is very beautiful and beautiful.
In this season, she wears an avocado-colored knitted dress with a white polka-dot scarf.
Walking in Chaoyang Park, foreigners often talk to her, of course, my brother and daughter-in-law ignore them.
But it's such a person, it looks like a QQ big Lantern Festival, the lucky grandmother, but she always shouts to lose weight, she even wants to do a kind of surgery, I said, forget it, I heard that there is liposuction, and finally the burp is cold, don't do it!!
But the younger brother's daughter-in-law said:
Look, look, I'm like a bucket at the waist, look, look, like an old bear on my shoulder, look, look, my face is like a pig's head...
This word reached the ears of my wife, Pig Head, and he was very angry, and he said:
I'm a pig's head. What's wrong? I think I'm pretty handsome!
You see, if I wear a big red robe and a winged hat. Hey, proper reincarnation of the God of Wealth!
It's a pity that I can't make a fortune? Why did you let Teng Xiaoer, who looked like a hemp stick, make a fortune!
God cover your face!
However, East Asians' appearance anxiety is indeed among the best in the world.
When I was young, I wandered around the world and found a trait, that is, many Europeans and Americans are really good-looking.
What can I say, I can only say that strange people have strange appearances, and when you see them, you will be amazed by the magic knife of nature!
For example, one year I was in Paris. I saw a dark-skinned young lady, who was about one meter seven tall, but she definitely weighed 200 pounds and was wearing a tight black dress. The top and bottom of the body are smooth and streamlined, almost like a large dolphin.
A fat man, a black fat man, this is nothing, there is it around us.
But what I'm going to tell you is that this big dolphin actually appeared in the top Fengyue brochure in Paris, and the price was high!
In the high-end hotels of Paris, there are often people stuffing some pamphlets for male travelers, printing beautiful artistic photos, and some poetry or something, not the kind of artistic photos with bare chests and backs, but real art.
For example, this Miss Dolphin is lying on the beach, showing her plump ketone body, oops, people look at it, and think, healthy and plump, happy but not lewd!
Of course, I feel that I feel. In fact, it is another thing, this kind of magazine is equipped with a small paper cutter, because it is very peculiar in binding, and it is dressed upside down.
I can't turn a page, I have to cut one by one, and every time I cut one, I can see a beautiful girl, oh yes, there are all kinds of beautiful women.
There are blonde hair, there are black hair and white skin, and there is a tall and short one, and this Miss Dolphin also tops the list. Good guy, dare to love this French Liu is collection, and Sun Erniang is also included.
But the problem is that there is a big brother in a white robe I know, and his friend ordered this one for him, because Miss Dolphin has the highest asking price. Up to 3000 francs!
Note that it was '96, and the exchange rate of the franc was almost the same as that of the renminbi.
Why?
Because my friend and his friend are both white-robed men, and in the world of white-robed men, this Miss Dolphin is a peerless beauty.
Indeed, in fact, on the Internet, similar evidence can be found now, I once accidentally brushed a video, a young lady living in the Middle East, of course, she is Chinese, married to a white-robed man, this sister is living a lot over there!
Clothes come to reach out and eat to open their mouths. Make the slave exchange for the maid before and after hugging, oh yes, except for giving birth, there is nothing to do, all over the jewelry, silk and satin all day long.
In daily life, I either go to the hotel to eat big dishes, or on the way to the big hotel to eat big dishes. But this young lady's body shape is very graceful, and her husband will not admit it. That's a big, big, fat guy who was tall and strong.
In a luxurious restaurant, with a little candlelight, a pair of eyes, the male fat man looked at the female fat man, oops, the eyes were on fire and drawn!
Using this example as proof is a bit extreme. Well, I didn't say it.
But you can often see those chubby women in the United States. On the beach. You should wear a bikini, you should wear a bikini, you should wear a floral skirt on the street, you should wear a floral skirt. Except for high-end neighborhoods like Manhattan, New York, other places are full of fat sisters and fat girls!
Take Kardashian, the most popular fashion sister in the United States, for example, the size is not low, and she looks like a plump dolphin wherever she goes. But what did they say, they said:
The old lady's fat is not only self-grown, but also injected, hey, sister is beautiful!
In addition to this, I have also seen many loose aunts in Europe.
Yes, now many female comrades on the Internet with some conditions have also begun to serve in the United States.
They don't go under the knife on their faces, they just pay attention to their weight and want to make themselves slimmer. Oops, it's not necessary. In fact, the figure that is too slender is particularly old, and I am like that.
Our family is skinny! Not only am I thin, but my brother is also thin, and we are both ten years older than our actual age, why?
As soon as a person loses a little weight and gets a little older, the amount of collagen loss on the face begins to increase exponentially.
If you equate wrinkles with wisdom, then with my aunt's face now, it's no problem to go to Tsinghua University, flat trip!
Like many actresses in our country, one by one they are even more disobedient, and their faces are tight, like a tomato.
I've seen many lesbians, with endless injections, end up with a tomato face, which is particularly smooth and infinitely tight. But it's also particularly unnatural.
In fact, the kind of beauty who is not afraid of aging makes people feel particularly attractive!
Whether it's Audrey Hepburn, or Sophie Marceau, a French sexy sweet chick.
They're all old, but they still feel attractive. They all have wrinkles on their faces. Yes, in their twilight years, they are all able to accept wrinkles. They live in peace with their age, and I think this mentality is worth learning from many Chinese people.
It's like an aunt I know.
By the way, I think the word aunt is very good, why do many people oppose it? It's not a street scolding word.
An aunt I know. 52 years old this year, after being shouted by the young man of the unit, he immediately exploded on the spot!
She felt that she was still a little sister, she was still a beauty, and she was not happy to call her aunt.
I asked her, then, if that's the case, don't your subordinates have a little eyesight? How dare she offend you? It shows that we still can't do it!
The aunt spread her hands helplessly and said:
Before, when that little girl saw me, she was still called sister, but then she resigned, and when she came to clean up her workstation, she yelled at me angrily:
You aunt, you're here all day long, hum, I don't have to look at your face anymore!
After that, the aunt.
Oh no. The eldest sister was so angry that she shed tears, she said:
Now post-00s, why is this mouth so poisonous, why is she cursing me like this, she treats me like this, sooner or later she will be counterattacked, hum, she will have to pay for it sooner or later, hum, she will be rectified sooner or later!
Boy! A big aunt pulls the sworn enemy!
Fortunately, my reaction was a little slower, and I almost slipped out of my mouth just now:
I don't think there's anything wrong with calling you Auntie.
By generation, aren't you qualified to be the aunt of a little girl in her early 20s?
Call you eldest sister, that's disrespecting you, we're already old, why don't we go up a level?.
Tianku!
If this sentence is heard by this eldest sister, then she must go home immediately to get a kitchen knife!
I can't chop it, that post-00s little rabbit cub, I can't chop you, Aunt Meng, the old cat Ning.
Hold it!
Where to run?
Look at the knives!
So
Lies and big words are not terrible, in fact, they are not terrible, what is really terrible is the truth, and it will explode immediately after hearing it!