Ladies and gentlemen, I've worked hard, I've finished reading the text, let's have something funny, and relax your mood. If you like it, pay attention!
Seeing your happy life, I also want to integrate into your big family
The leg press action should start from the doll.
You still want to sneak up on me, give you an over-the-shoulder fall, go down to you
Oh my God, half of the urine is pushed down, which can easily lead to urinary incontinence
What ghosts and legends and what ghosts and demons, only the height limit can get stuck in the camel
Brother, you are so happy, why did you forget the bride, you can't patronize yourself
Boy, talented!
Woodpecker: If you hold on a little longer, the operation will be done in no time
Bian Mu: You don't know that labor and management don't eat lettuce!!
It's cooler to hang in the summer
When encountering people with this kind of intelligence, they are really speechless
Usually when someone uses this sitting position, then the accident is about to come......
There are cars on the road without licenses, and the traffic police
Embarrassed
A few big men jumped cow dung in the field, and they were all over their bodies, and people still couldn't eat too much
The female driver was kind enough to help, but now it's embarrassing! Who will be responsible!
Have you figured out where to sleep tonight, brother? I think if I go to her best friend's house, I should be able to sleep soundly
Girl, come with me, I can change your pants
Oops, shoveling makes me so comfortable
The hairstylist gave me a good trim, and I was going out on a date in the evening
Young lady, you must be careful, this place is very sensitive!
Drivers who don't have five or ten years of driving experience can't drive so steadily
Not to mention, I've been in this situation before.
Rooster: The reed flower next door left, and left without saying a word to me
My wife's stewed soup really scared me!
That's just amazing!
VR Girl: Little sister, this game is very slippery.,Horseback riding,Driving,Horseback riding!
There is all-purpose glue in this rice, and it is directly a pillar of optimus
This is new technology, you don't understand!
He said he could blow a bottle, and I really believe you! It's really blowing, not drinking!
The ice cream is too cold, so eat some nutritious and cool cucumbers!
The eldest brother opened the door to cover his daughter-in-law with a quilt, but he didn't expect that there was a hand underground, and the eldest brother didn't dare to gnaw, for fear that he wouldn't be able to beat others
The perpetual motion machine that was just invented today will go and apply for a patent in a while
I knew you would, so I deliberately made a simple one to get your attention
The strong never complain about the environment
Fat brother, with your physique, let's change to a sturdy car next time
Eat some hardcore, dry-mixed screw powder today
In the face of absolute power, you still have to have the courage to bow your head, and focus on a person who can bend and stretch
The most terrible thing for middle-aged people is to lose their square inches. This is more harmful than the gaffes of young and old. The main characteristic of middle-aged people who lose square inches is forgetting their age. For a while, he wants others to care for himself like a young man, and for a while, he wants others to respect him like an old man, he will always live at both ends of middle age, and he refuses to settle down in his own age. - "About Age"
My youth continues, and no matter how many thorns there are, I have to run forward.
If you have a family, you will be more admonished. Tian Wu color, soft sound. ——From (Qing) Li Yuxiu's "Disciple Rules". Note: Parents are at fault and advise them to change. Be smiling and speak softly.
Re: Genghis Han.
I'm going to do it on you, what the spring did to the cherry tree.
If life kicks you so much, don't forget to give it two slaps, it's better to resist than to shed tears.
Twenty-eight, 10,000 years is too long, seize the day. - Mao Zedong
Although the world is full of lies, the road you have traveled will not deceive you.
I hope that there will be more people in the world who cherish their every step of the way, be diligent in recording, willing to revisit, dare to laugh at themselves, and be good at correction, so that people can irrigate and nourish each other before and after life. - "Collecting Yesterday"
How I would like to look into your gaze once more, and let the enthusiasm rekindle my ideals; I would like to listen to your lectures again and let knowledge give me wings to fly again. My soul is purified by you, my sky is supported by you, and I must give you a blue sky, teacher. Wishing you happiness and good health!