After watching Zhang Rui and He Luoluo, I finally understood why the tutors of "Infinite Transcendence Class" love Wang Qiang
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Ladies and gentlemen, I've worked hard, I've finished reading the text, let's have something funny, and relax your mood. If you like it, pay attention!
This hairstyle, ready to be tiled?
Who pushed me! Why are you still plotting behind your back!
I was relieved to see the ending
With such a big amount of water, you just walked over like this?
In a group of cats, there must always be one who can do stupid things......
Girl, your son has been a few months old, and he feels like a big head!
This doesn't look like a watermelon! I just don't know it.
This is to save the universe to marry such a good wife
M: Oh Maiga, this is the end of our friendship
It's the first time I've seen this kind of machine
Uncle: Young man, shoot again, the phone will be smashed for you! The young man is so scared that the phone dropped!
The girl is very good at splitting her legs
Don't try this action lightly
"No wonder everyone loves to go to Internet cafes, it turns out that Internet cafes are full of girls" Hahaha understood
Girl: Why why?! Just a little bit, God you won't let me pass!
Barber: My mother, thanks to the lack of meat, this month's salary is not enough to compensate
"Today is a good day, everything in Xinxiang can be done", it's so comfortable!
Is there still a shortage of groomsmen, I have a lot of strength
This car is well designed, and it is convenient for people who will not park
Queuing up to cut sugar cane directly fills the atmosphere of the beggars
The Magic Show Dog is suddenly gone.
Hahahaha, I didn't expect your hairline to be so backward~
When you rub your eyes vigorously, you enter another dimension
In a long-distance relationship, there are still many people who don't trust their other half, after all, it is someone else who accompanies her, not herself
This dog may have overestimated his bounce ability
This spare tire is too out of size
Are you kidding me? I don't know if I have a bad back
How did the foreigner shave his head, I was really worried that he would give away his skull
My mother doesn't want my boyfriend to protect me, can't my mother protect him?
With this performance, I was so scared that I didn't dare to go to dinner at all
The aunts in the village are quarreling again!
What? You're not going to get in the trunk, I thought you couldn't get in
I've been waiting all my life, but I can't get your eyes in exchange for a moment.
16. The person who has worked hard is always the most beautiful, even if she doesn't win in the end, at least she won't deceive herself.
Loyalty to the God of truth trumps all other loyalty.
Be a man with your head held high, so that others can't see your double chin.
A word is natural and new, and the luxury falls to see the truth. ——Yuan Haowen "Thirty Poems"
Dispassionately analysing past mistakes, trying to benefit from them, and then forgetting them is the only way to make the past constructive.
Female: "What is loneliness?" Male: "Fresh breeze, bright sun, no smile." Female: "Can you be specific?" Male: "Left hug, right hug, no lust." Woman: "Can you be more specific?" Man: "Not you." ”
Belief is power, doubt only inhibits ability, and faith is power.
Don't miss the opportunity, and never miss it. ——"The History of the New Five Dynasties: The Book of Jin"