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Sima Nan: Outside the theater

author:Red Culture Network
Sima Nan: Outside the theater

The film and performance of "Beyond the Heavy Mountain" are very naïve, I didn't expect so many people to come, the theater was full, the aisles were full, and the place where I entered the door was also full of people, and many people saw that they couldn't get in, so they had to give up.

It's a miser to offend people now.

The reason for the incident was that May Day was coming, and an old friend said that you wouldn't invite us to the movie release, so I said hello to a friend who knew each other, privately, and in a small area......

"Is there time for tomorrow, April 30, 2024?

The movie "Beyond the Mountain" I acted in

After dinner, 19:00

The curtain show theater on the basement floor of Hadergate Square

Come and have a look when you have time!

Look at how I show my eyes.

I'll be waiting at the door of the theater in advance."

Sima Nan: Outside the theater

Who would have thought that hulala, all of a sudden, would come to such a large number of people? Hyping up China's overcapacity is caused by some people, but the "Beyond the Heavy Mountain" movie audience is overcrowded, and this is a real problem that must be solved.

People who can't get into the theater, chattering, occupy the restaurant outside the movie theater, take advantage of the trend, and instead entertain everyone to eat flowing water seats, the noodles in the cauldron can't be cooked, go to another restaurant to buy a meal, good guys, this night, I bring good business to the two restaurants......

People were so happy that they had to ask the theater at 10 o'clock at night to add another ......

The voice was hoarse, I was really tired, I didn't expect everyone's enthusiasm to watch the movie was so overwhelming, I was very moved and moved. Our producer Xiao Wang and screenwriter and director Comrade Liu Zixin were also so moved that they couldn't do it.

Actually, I was 2 p.m:00 went out, unexpectedly came a group of foreign friends, the United States, Italy, Argentina, Brazil, Denmark, Russia, the United Kingdom, Moldova, a certain country and a certain country in Africa, they studied China's social changes, especially rural poverty alleviation, and began to say that they wanted me to introduce the outline and background of the film, so that they could understand Chinese society through the film, but unexpectedly, the pre-screening commentary could not be closed, and it evolved into Sima Nan's press conference, the topic became more and more general, and the American college students' support for Palestine was suppressed by the American police became a sub-theme, and extended to the comparison of Chinese and American social systems, whether the normal trade relations between China and the United States under pressure on China would be affected, will China be kicked out of the Swift dollar settlement system, etc.

There was also simultaneous interpretation on the spot, which took a lot of time.

Sima Nan: Outside the theater

It was only later that I learned that the people who watched the movie yesterday also had Russian and Ukrainian kung fu fighting coaches.

By the time I arrived at the entrance of the cinema at 6:30, there had already gathered so many people that it alarmed the local authorities and the people concerned, and they thought that something had happened.

More and more people gathered when they couldn't enter the theater, and at first I thought to myself, chatting with everyone outside the venue, it would all be an offline meeting, and it just so happened that I was wearing a long gown, which was the kind of gown worn by Guo Degang and Yu Qian Xiaoyueyue, and it was like a stand-up comedy.

Later, I found out that something was wrong, this stand-up comedy is really not easy, not in a small theater, the sound is not gathered, the crowd has no way to concentrate, self-media bloggers have held their cameras to take pictures of themselves, a bunch of people gather at the door of the theater, a bunch of corridors, two bunches of inside and outside the restaurant, and friends in the literary circle crowded in the café, everyone wants to talk to you, send flowers, send flower baskets, and the flower baskets sent by friends who came from other places are the largest.

Looking at this flower basket, I was a little dizzy, and a thought suddenly skipped through my mind:

This frame is not like the picture in Feng Xiaogang's movie, the role played by Sun Honglei, people are alive, and they will have a farewell party first......

Last night, at the National Center for the Performing Arts, Qiao Yu's concert, a few friends gave up Mr. Qiao Yu's concert and came over to watch my movie, but the movie theater couldn't be crowded, and they leaned against the door to eat a bowl of noodles.

The best attitude is director Xu Songzi (who plays Li Guoxiang in "Furong Town") and the two beautiful girlfriends of Changying Studio, who comforted me again and again, don't worry, don't worry, we will be safe when we come.

Sima Nan: Outside the theater

Director Guan Haoyue, the founder of the small theater drama operation expert New Theater, the calligrapher Sun Wenjia and his wife, the esthetician Wang Zhong and his wife, the party history expert Hu Cheng and his wife, the literary critic Mr. Chen Xianyi, the Mao Mao of CCTV, the Dongdong of CCTV, and the old friend of Dongcheng Chaoyang Jia, B, C, Ding, everyone sat in the small restaurant, not eating or drinking, quietly watching me standing there in the vernacular, I could see that my heart was furious, is it wrong for me to say anything?

In short, the reception was not done well (there was no such preparation at all). Some old friends complained, you are dressed like a human dog, Lao Tzu didn't even take a photo, let alone a movie, who rarely watched your broken movie, there is no place to stand, no one to sit on the ground......

Professor Kong Qingdong of Peking University sat on the small bench of the noodle restaurant outside the theater for more than two hours, two large bowls of noodle soup in his stomach, and the audience pulled him to take a group photo and sign it, but it did not calm him down, and finally left in a huff, he predicted that this film would not win the Oscar at all.

Such a bad movie is so popular, there is hope for literary films with realistic themes, "Beyond the Heavy Mountain" has become "Beyond the Theater", hahaha, the story extends beyond the story.

Yesterday, when I changed into a cheongsam (when I was easy to wear a long coat), I felt that something was wrong, and I always felt that my pants were slipping down, and later I realized that I didn't wear a belt. Whispering left and right, the theater boss was in a hurry, and he didn't know where to find a canvas strap and put it on Yu indiscriminately.

This scene is in a hurry and there is no danger, if it is filmed in a documentary way, it is estimated that the box office may be higher than "Beyond the Heavy Mountain".

Do you believe it?

(Before the May Day breakfast in 2024, it will be remembered at No. 8 Nanluoguxiang, Dongcheng District, Beijing)