I accidentally spilled milk on the legs of the black silk girl next to me during the meal, and she actually let me lick it clean.
author:Fenfa Hayden 9B5u
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When I was eating, I accidentally sprinkled the milk on the legs of the black silk girl next to me, and she actually let me lick it clean.
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