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"After Running with the Ball, the Big Beauty Takes the Cub to Ask for Food" Author: Xiao Wendan
"After Falling Off the Horse, All Mankind Acts with Me" Author: Unloading the day
"After the family property is lost, the ancestors rise up from the coffin" Author: Xue Chun
"After running with the ball, the big beauty takes the cub to ask for food"
Author: Xiao Wendan
晋江vip 2024-03-25 完结
Number of favorites: 111627
Word Count: 357133
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The salted fish beauty once traveled through ancient times, and also tied a technology tree system.
"Can't you change the business batch binding?"
System: "Move quickly, don't you want to use electric lights?"
Great Beauty: A blow to the heart.
System: "I really don't want to do it, you have a child and transfer this system." ”
Big Beauty: "You mean?"
Born in person!
The big beauty closed her eyes, "Think about it." ”
The system watched the great beauty continue to rot: "Heaven does not give birth to a holy son, eternity is like a long night!"
Go find your child's father!
The great beauty lay in the courtyard to enjoy the coolness, pointed to the sky, and said: "The saint has no father, and he is pregnant by the sky." ”
The next moment, when the Son of Heaven was in the middle of the love Gu, it fell from the sky.
Big Beauty: Absolutely.
In the third year of Pingjia, the Son of Heaven toured south, passing through Yangzhou, the people were rich, and the education industry prevailed.
The accompanying officials praised the prefect for loving the people like children, and the widows and lonely people all had something to rely on.
As soon as the words fell, the two-year-old cub bumped into the royal front to ask for food.
"I want three bowls, one bowl for me, and two bowls for my father. "Milky voice.
The Son of Heaven lowered his eyes, not knowing the emotion.
"Where's your father?"
"In bed. ”
"Paralyzed?"
"Huh?"
The golden and noble son of heaven never expected that his wife and children were asking for food.
Little Prince: I'm super good at asking for food.
Salted Fish: "Don't talk about it, cub. ”
Note: The cubs are systematically protected and safe outside. Salted fish does not do nothing, he engages in modern education and lays the cornerstone of science and technology.
"After Falling Off the Horse, All Mankind Acts with Me"
Author: Unloading the day
晋江vip 2024-04-26 完美
Collections: 17422
Word Count: 304254
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Cang went to dress as a black little star on the whole network, acting like a chicken, singing and dancing.
After the crossing, he was forced to bind another time-traveling system, and the task was to travel to parallel worlds to explore, rewarding the ability to bring extinct animals and plants to the present world, lost ancient artifacts, and predict disasters......
However, Cang Fu just wanted to retire from the entertainment industry as soon as possible, and try to bring things into the world quietly as low-key, so-
At the fan meeting, teammates sent autographed photos to fans, and he sent deflated seed bags and a few broken eggs, but the seeds that fans took home all grew ancient iron trees and hatched small dinosaurs from all the broken eggs.
Participating in the travel variety, other celebrities walked three steps and were out of breath, he climbed the peak of 8,000 above sea level alone, and accidentally discovered three large rare mineral deposits by the way.
At the same time, he didn't forget to pretend that he was just lucky, but in essence he was still a brainless waste, and the reactions of the people around him were exactly as he wanted: fans ran away, black fans surged him every day, and his teammates looked at him unpleasantly all day long.
But Cang Fu always felt weird, and felt that the camouflage effect was too strong, so strong that it seemed that these people were accompanying him...... Acting?
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People in country A are very busy, and they have to accompany Cang who thinks he hasn't fallen off the horse to act during the day, and they have to squat on his live broadcast at night.
Cang went to the live broadcast, at ten o'clock every night, on time in front of the people of the whole country except me-
In the canyon full of mire and poisonous gas, the timid young man on the screen of the present world is as proud as iron at the moment, protecting the extinct thylacine cub in his arms, sharp out of the sheath, and the blood of the ten-meter giant python is splashed on the rock.
A thin boy who knows nothing about plants, he dares to go to thousands of loess and thousands of mountains alone, identify extinct plants, climb walls and walls, and use plants and trees as seats, growing wantonly like heaven, earth and mountains.
Dancing and paddling on weekdays, he bowed down to worship under the long river, the river was full of water, and the dust was blank, and he traveled through the Kara Mountains, opening up chaos and recreating thousands of years of myth and history.
The decadent and cowardly young man in this world has become the sun, moon and stars, heaven, earth, mountains and rivers of this world.
* Slowly drop the horse, the number of live broadcasters gradually increases, and the scope of the drop gradually expands
* The streaming time is different from the current world
"After the family property was lost, the ancestors unveiled the coffin"
Author: Xue Chun
晋江vip 2023-06-14 完结
Collections: 80214
Word Count: 476132
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Su Weisheng is the high priest of the family, and his only hobby is to like golden and shiny things, so even the coffin of the mausoleum used when he sleeps is personally decorated with precious stones. Hundreds of years later, realizing the loss of his treasure, he was furious and opened the coffin, and murderously aimed at the thief who did not know whether he was alive or dead.
The two boys looked at him with a frightened expression, and the young man who was three points similar to him knelt down with a flutter: "Old Ancestor spares his life——!!!"
Su whispered: "......" Gan, you are not a descendant!
It turned out that after he fell asleep, the descendants of the Su family were not as good as the next generation, and the generations could not get mixed up, so they came to the ancestral hall to worship him, sold some candlesticks and fans, and sang the praises of how wise and kind he was to leave these legacies for future generations.
The descendants of this generation are named Su Ran, who are the top black and red in the entertainment industry, and they are infamous for their unruliness, and they are now penniless because of a falling out with the company, so they came to worship "gnawing the old".
Looking at the dark and empty ancestral hall, the high priest's fist hardened, it was time to teach these unworthy descendants how to support their ancestors.
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#只有家人看到的另一面#是一档线上直播亲情综艺, the program team spent a lot of money to invite several well-known family combinations in the circle, such as the veteran actor and the same-sex lover, the father and son of a wealthy investor, the gold medal producer and his domestic cat, and the last group of ......
The top class Su Ran and his grandfather.
Netizen: ???
Is the program team crazy or the top class crazy?
The audience's reaction before the show was broadcast: Who wants to see the wrinkled old man, why is it that even the grandson combination has come out, and the top class wants to make money and wants to go crazy?
After the show was broadcast, accompanied by the barrage of the audience's crazy complaints, the camera moved away from the top stream, but fell on another young man with a very prosperous face and a cold temperament.
Su Ran (slight pause): Introduction, this is my grandfather.
The audience was dumbfounded.
#说起来你们可能不信, I went back to the entertainment industry to earn money to buy an island for my ancestors to repair a mausoleum#
However, the most outrageous is far more than that, this weird family variety show is also broadcast live in the underworld, a group of ghosts who are extremely bored and waiting to be reincarnated look at the live broadcast room with a confused face, is this a new activity from the underworld?
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After the live broadcast of the show, Su Weisheng strangely found that he could not only see the barrage on the Internet, but also the barrage from the underworld.
So when the Versailles actor talked eloquently to the camera, his parents had been in love for decades, so he believed in love, and the barrage in the underworld slowly floated over:
- Grandpa, can you bring a message to my son? Let him move my grave, I want to divorce and have a little milk dog in the underworld.
Later actor: I saw someone's house collapse from a distance, and when I got closer, I realized that it was my ancestral grave that collapsed......
When the gold medal screenwriter told how hard he worked to study history for a certain drama, another sentence floated over the barrage:
- Laughing to death, does he know that the prototype of the high priest in his script is the grandfather in front of him?
Later gold medal screenwriter: I said it, thank you for helping me pick out the villa with my feet.
When a certain black fan big V made waves on the Internet with rhythm and slandered Su Weiwei in various ways, his long-dead mother gave him a big fight in a dream that night:
- Who made you hack my idol in the sun? I don't know your mother, I'm a fan of the high priest?!
Black Pink V: !! my mother!
[Protagonist cp: Yuanle x Su Weisheng External Mad Dog Fun People Internal Love Brain Attack x Control Field Training Dog Queen Accepts]
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