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Fan
When a debtor is repeatedly demanded and refuses to pay it, the creditor is very angry, so he lets his servant spy on him, and when he comes out of the house, he carries him back.
Halfway through, the servant stopped to rest, and the debtor said, "Go quickly, rest here, and if you are robbed by another creditor, it is none of my business!"
again
Hades asked the imp to arrest Cai Qing, the imp mistakenly thought that the debt essence, and when he caught the person back, the Hades knew that the imp had caught the wrong one, so he asked the imp to send him back, and the debt spirit said: Don't be busy, don't be busy, let me hide here first.
Small Gap
A debtor owes not much, and every time the creditor comes to collect the debt, he excuses himself from being at home.
Once, when the creditor asked for money, and the debtor said that he was not at home, but the creditor heard his voice and said, "You are not at home, how can you answer me?"
The debtor said: I am not someone, I am his relative.
The creditor tore the paper from the window and recognized him.
The debtor was furious and said, "I only owe you a few dollars, why do you want to break my window, if you repair my window, I will pay you back."
The creditor said that it was easy, so he repaired the window a few times, and when he went to ask for money, the debtor said, "I am not at home again."
It's no choice when you encounter such an old man.
engagement
When one person went to the toilet, a woman's paper fell off in the women's toilet next door, and when she heard the voice, she said: If there is something interesting for me, I will marry him.
When the man heard this, he hurriedly handed the paper through the gap in the wall.
The woman ran out and left, and the man couldn't help but sigh: Although this family affair is settled, when will this ass debt be cleaned.
Beggars
A little beggar, who had saved two bottles of grain, thought he was extremely rich.
One day, when I was on the street with my companions, I heard two passers-by chatting while walking, and one of them said: "This year's grain has been harvested for 3,000 stones."
When the little beggar heard this, he hurriedly kicked his companion next to him and said, "This man is lying, I don't believe he has so many wine bottles at home."
again
A beggar abstained from eating dog meat, and no matter how much his companion tried to persuade him, he resolutely refused to eat it, and said, "I have been abstaining for a long time."
Finally the companion said, "You have quit it, but it has not quit you."
again
A beggar had a rotten leg and was lying on his back at the feet of the Bodhisattva, and a dog ran over and stuck out his tongue to lick him, and the beggar was furious and said, "Animal, what are you doing in such a hurry, I must be yours when I die!"
It's ridiculous and pathetic.
First reliance
When a man took refuge as a servant for the first time, he was ashamed, so he told his master that he followed him empty-handed, and did not take anything in his hand.
One day, the owner was going out, and he couldn't find the person with the bamboo box for a while, so he forced the person to go out with the bamboo box with him.
This person had no choice but to insert a Gu Gu bird on the bamboo box (Gu Gu Bird, the name of Wu vulgar selling bids). When the people on the street saw it, they beckoned: "Come here and sell bamboo boxes."
The man hurriedly pointed at the master and replied: The previous one has already been bought.
Re-entry
A servant thought that his master's family was poor, so he secretly ran away. Later, when the master became a ruler, he tried to return to his master's house, but when he did not see him, he pleaded bitterly at the door, and the master was angry, and called him into the house, and after beating him with twenty boards, he drove him out of the house.
When the man walked to the gate, he refused to leave, and the gatekeeper persuaded him: You better go quickly.
The man said, "I'm not leaving, I'm now his family member."
The janitor said: I beat you, the master will never use you, why are you still his family?
The man replied, "If it's not his family, how can he beat me!"
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