Author: Chen Xirui
The little crow looks indignant all day long, and when it hears who is black, it will always say angrily: "It's too dark, one is darker than the other!"
The old crow stole a crop seedling, and the little crow said, "It's too dark! Planting a seed in the spring and harvesting 10,000 grains of millet in the autumn is not easy for the peasants to work hard!"
The crow stole one of the magpie's eggs from the magpie's nest, and the crow said, "It's so dark! It's a pity that a little magpie is in vain, and the little magpie will never be heard clucking again!"
Once, the crow was lucky enough to catch a small fish. The little crow said, "It's too dark! It's a pity for a small fish, or when the little fish grows into a big fish, wouldn't it be too beautiful!"
Day after day, the crow slowly grew up.
The crow also learned to pick a seedling. The crow also learns to steal a magpie egg. The crow was also lucky to catch a small fish.
Needless to say, it tastes amazing!
The old crow asked, "Little crow, haven't you always been tall?"
The crow asked rhetorically, "Isn't it true that I'm not tall?"
The crow said, "Why are you so high? Aren't you like me?"
The crow retorted, "How can I be like you?
The crow snorted and said, "Didn't you go and pick up a seedling, didn't you steal a magpie's egg, didn't you steal a little fish?"
After asking three times in a row, the little crow's heart was empty, and the little crow was frightened, and said in confusion: "Could it be that I am as dark as you? It turns out that we are all crows!"
Girlfriends
When I was in college, Wan'er was my best friend. The two of us went up and down the bunk, eating together, she put vegetables in my mouth, I put meat in her mouth, one watched a movie, one accompanied the heroine who was abandoned by her boyfriend to wipe her tears, and the other walked the street, often startled by her own shadow. Even Wan'er's long-cherished boy discussed with me the strengths and weaknesses of boys.
After graduating, coincidentally, we were both admitted to a school in the same city. I was the homeroom teacher, and Wan'er was my deputy class. Sometimes when I'm not there, Wan'er will take the initiative to watch the class for me again and again. I didn't want to go, I wanted to invite her to dinner, but Wan'er politely declined.
It wasn't until Wan'er married the boy that I offered to be Wan'er's bridesmaid, which touched Wan'er very much.
No, it's finally my turn to get married, and Wan'er has been promoted to the head of the math group at this time. Although I sent Wan'er a candy, I didn't receive a red envelope from Wan'er. I asked Wan'er to collect the red envelope for me, but she asked me to find someone else to do it for me, saying that I was too tired to be busy all day. Only then did I remember that since Wan'er became the leader of the mathematics group, it seemed that she had distanced herself from me, and Wan'er, who was originally smiling, became unsmiling, and always gave me orders, instructing me to do this and that.
Once, when the department was in a meeting in the conference hall, Wan'er ordered me to go downstairs to find a chair because there were not enough chairs. Another time, Wan'er asked me to wipe the table and ask me to find a dustpan to sweep the garbage...... I'm really speechless, Wan'er is just such a small math team leader, she has eight sides of majesty, if she becomes the mayor, she can't find someone to carry the sedan chair away......
媳妇
Grandpa retired from the position of director, and he was idle at home, had nothing to do, and always loved to play erhu and entertain himself.
But also, grandpa has more than 40 years of working experience, and a pension of more than 8,000 yuan a month, which can be described as worry-free, and those in the know are all praised. Even the ten-year-old granddaughter is proud. Whenever at this time, when grandma is busy, she always habitually takes her granddaughter into her arms, watching TV while listening to grandpa play erhu.
Suddenly, one day, the granddaughter said to her grandmother that her grandfather had so much salary a month, so he could marry ten daughters-in-law!
In a word, it made the grandparents laugh backwards.
Wolfdogs
30 years ago, after ten years of savings, Goudan planned to rebuild five new houses. Everything is done, only the east wind is owed, and only the last official seal is missing.
That night, Goudan carried a roast chicken and carefully knocked on the two black-lacquered doors of the village chief's house. The high threshold tripped him, the dog shook, didn't stand firmly, still fell, and the roast chicken in his hand gurgled out, until it rolled in front of the dark and shiny wolf dog.
Frightened, the dog hurriedly got up, stumbled forward, and tried to snatch the roast chicken back. What the dog never expected was that in the face of the fragrant and tempting roast chicken, the wolf dog just sniffed, wagged his tail, and walked away.
The dog who was scared out of a cold sweat had a false alarm, and he couldn't help but laugh dumbly. Roast chicken counts as a ball? The village chief's wolf dogs are not rare, and I am afraid that they will be tired of eating them for a long time.
About the author: Chen Xirui, known as Brother Shenxian on the Internet, is a director of Qingdao Writers Association in Shandong Province, deputy secretary-general of the Operatists Association of Pingdu Literary and Art Circles in Shandong Province, and a signed writer of Qilu Evening News.