今日分享：家里人的迷之操作
We have green tomatoes here to make pickles, and then my mother also did, I ate three bites, I felt numb and dizzy, my mother said that it seems that I am not cooked, you are poisoned, and then I went to ask others to come back and improve it, and let me eat, I said I don't eat, last time I was poisoned, my mother said this time it's okay to eat, I ate a few more bites and poisoned, I said my mother you are a child, you don't want to be old but I am alone, you also taste, my mother said that I am old, you are old and try a few times [cover your face] [cover your face] [cover your face] [covers face]
我的大拇指被我不小心用镰刀割了个大口，血一直止不住，我妈回房间找药，结果我表弟打电话给她，她就一直在那接电话就没出来，后面是我堂弟帮我找的药[捂脸][捂脸][捂脸][捂脸]
小时候那个粉发霉了，我妈还煮给我吃，舍不得扔，结果吃的我上吐下泻，[捂脸]我爸把我妈骂了一顿
我中学时候家里开小超市，中考我妈来看我，给了带了几瓶过期的冰红茶，说不喝浪费了，然后就是拉了三天，后来喜提卫校[比心]
老年人都是，好的东西要在场合上用。 My grandparents are 85 years old, and their relatives send milk during the New Year's holidays, and these supplements can be piled up half a meter high. It's all expired, and it's reluctant to throw it away, and everything has to be a defective product to be useful
小时候我爸捡几朵假红菇回来，因为少所以全给我和我弟吃了，我俩上吐下泻，在床上躺了三天，我妈:我都说不能吃不能吃，你还在我没在家的时候偷偷给他们吃，我爸:他俩吃的时候可是笑眯眯的，然后被我妈骂的怀疑人生[捂脸][捂脸]