Two slackers
In ancient times, there was a village, the villagers were industrious and simple, only two lazy men, named Zhang San and Li Si, who had nothing to do all day long, were idle, only knew how to be greedy for pleasure, and were surprisingly lazy. These two men have very different personalities, they are sharp and eloquent, while Li Si is taciturn, but he acts strangely and always makes some strange things.
One day, Zhang San and Li Si had nothing to do, sitting under the ancient tree at the entrance of the village to bask in the sun. Zhang San squinted his eyes, looked at the birds in the trees, and suddenly had a plan, and said to Li Si: "Fourth, look at this bird, we have food every day, but we are hungry every day." Wouldn't it be beautiful for us to learn from birds, find a rich man, and eat and drink every day?"
When Li Si heard this, his eyes lit up, and he nodded and said, "What the third brother said is extremely true, but this rich family is difficult to find." ”
Zhang San smiled proudly: "What's so difficult about this? I heard that the Wang Yuanwai family in the east of the village has good wine and good food every day, so let's go to his house to eat and drink." ”
When Li Siyi heard this, he nodded again and again, and the two hit it off, and immediately got up and went to Wang Yuanwai's house.
When he arrived at the door of Wang Yuanwai's house, Zhang San had a plan and said to Li Si: "Fourth, you go in first, I'll wait outside." After you entered, you pretended to be a distant relative of the king, and found an excuse to stay and eat. I'm listening outside, and I'll go in and save you as soon as there's any movement. ”
Li Si nodded in agreement, and walked into Wang Yuanwai's house with courage. After a while, I heard the voice of Wang Yuanwai from inside: "Oh, it turned out to be a distant relative, please come in quickly, please come in, I will order my subordinates to prepare wine and food." ”
Zhang San listened to it really outside, and was secretly happy in his heart, thinking that this Li Si really had two hits. After a while, I saw Li Si poking his head out of the door, making a look at Zhang San, and motioning for him to go in.
Zhang San smiled secretly in his heart, thinking that this delicious meal would not be able to run. He straightened his clothes and walked into the king's house with his head held high.
When Wang Yuanwai saw Zhang San, he asked with a puzzled face: "Who is this ......?"
Zhang San had already prepared, and pretended to be calm and said: "I am Li Si's cousin, I heard that my cousin is here, so I came to visit." ”
When Wang Yuanwai heard this, he laughed and said, "It turns out to be a cousin, please please hurry up." ”
Zhang San was secretly happy in his heart, and followed Wang Yuanwai into the house. After a while, the wine and food were served, and Zhang San and Li Si ate with relish, so happy.
After drinking and eating, Zhang San and Li Si got up to say goodbye. Wang Yuanwai enthusiastically sent them out, and specially instructed his subordinates to prepare some snacks for them to take away.
Zhang San and Li Si took snacks and walked proudly on the way home. Zhang San said proudly: "Fourth, you see how comfortable our meal is today." ”
Li Si said with a bitter face: "Third brother, you don't know, I was at the dinner table just now, and I was always worried that you would show my stuffing, and I was so nervous that I couldn't even hold the chopsticks steadily." ”
When Zhang Sanyi heard this, he laughed and said, "Fourth, you are too bold." You see me, I'm calm from beginning to end, and I don't show my stuff at all. ”
Li Si sighed and said, "Third brother, don't you know, I was at the dinner table just now, and I kept hearing a chicken crowing outside, which made me panic. ”
Zhang San was stunned for a moment and asked, "Why didn't I hear the rooster crow?"
Li Si smiled bitterly and said, "That chicken is crowing right behind you, didn't you hear it?"
Zhang San looked back and saw that he had been sitting on the chicken coop to eat, no wonder Li Si heard the rooster crow. His face immediately turned red, and he was embarrassed to himself.
Seeing this, Li Si couldn't help laughing and said, "Third brother, you really ate this meal!"
The two looked at each other and smiled, talking and laughing all the way home. From then on, they never went to the king's house to eat and drink, but began to work hard and live a self-sufficient life.
The joke, while simple, is full of humor and fun. Zhang San and Li Si, two lazy men, although they have very different personalities, can make many jokes together. Their behavior, while somewhat ridiculous, also reflects certain weaknesses in human nature. And the ending of the story also shows the importance of diligence and hard work.
Readers may smile when they read this joke, and they may also have some feelings. But in any case, the story is very impressive, making people feel the beauty and warmth of life in a relaxed and happy atmosphere. Like and follow a wave, the joy does not stop!