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The new warlords, the old warlords are all warlords: the funny jokes of the warlords

author:Wang Menghu said interesting history

Tang Shengzhi was in Changsha and openly provoked Wu Peifu, who was approaching the city, and said: "Hunan is not a place for you to go wild! Although you have 100,000 horses and naval artillery. But if you come to attack Changsha, I will run to Wuhan. It doesn't matter if you defeat me, the little division commander, if I defeat you, I will be famous!" ”

In the early years of the Republic of China, "Wang Lingguan" Wang Lingji took refuge in Yuan Datou and became the envoy of the Sichuan Festival. Sichuan often went to Shanghai's high-end nightclub "Changsantangzi" to prostitute without much trouble, and Chiang Kai-shek, who was down-and-out at that time, often went there to prostitute himself. Later, Chiang Kai-shek became the chairman of the committee, and Wang Lingji broke the news that the chairman was a poor man at that time, and even the young lady who prostituted was not as beautiful as his own prostitute. Chairman Jiang is very faceless, and he has never been reused by Wang Lingji.

In 1927, the Gui faction and Cheng Qian drove Tang Shengzhi out of Wuhan, and the Gui generals Hu Zongduo and Tao Jun managed the provincial government. Both of them are masters who scrape money and don't want to die, and as soon as they take office, they will levy and levy business taxes. Thousands of merchants in Wuhan gathered to petition, Hu Zongduo scolded "bastards, bastards" in public, Tao Jun was not to be outdone, angrily scolded "get out", set up machine guns at the merchants, and the merchants fled in fright. Hu and Tao got the nickname "General Sandan", and the tax levied was called "Sandan Business Tax".

The Gui warlords occupied Wuhan, and Hu Zongduo and Tao Jun never blinked an eye when they killed people in Wuhan. On one occasion, the Judge Advocate General had a list of "prisoners" who included many minor offenders who did not even need to be arrested. Tao Jun didn't even look at it, and drew a big circle "all shot to avoid trouble". Not only did he draw all the prisoners, but he also drew the military judge who signed it. The commissioner said, "This is the judge. Tao said: "The judge kept it, and the circle painting was bigger, hehe." ”

Zhang Gan, a warlord of the Gui family, is a corps commander who asks God and Buddha. He had to make a fortune divination no matter what he did, claiming that he had risen from a small minion to a corps commander with the rank of lieutenant general, completely relying on God's guidance. He boasted: "Every time I won a battle in the Civil War and the War of Resistance, I asked the Buddha and the Buddha gave instructions. Someone laughed and said, "Then why didn't you give you a hexagram before you were captured?" Zhang Gan's face couldn't hold back: "I did, but ......"

During his tenure in office, Lu Jianzhang wantonly slaughtered revolutionaries, progressives, and the masses, and was known as "Lu Tubo." When he kills, he first invites them to eat, and when they are full of food and drink, and when they send them away, he beats them to death from behind with a pistol. Therefore, Lu Jianzhang's post inviting people to dinner is called "Hades post". Over time, Lu Jianzhang was called the "Lu Tubo" who killed people without blinking. Later, Xu Shuzheng used his trick to kill Lu Jianzhang, retribution.

The warlord Zhang Fakui had a nickname called "The Great King". Because the word "Kui" signed by him is always too separated from the top and bottom, Gui is scribbled like "Wang", and at a glance, the word "Kui" is easy to see as "King". Later, his cronies and subordinates sometimes simply called him "King" to his face, but he did not agree, but picked up the thinned bamboo stick, squinted his eyes and picked out a little bone slag between his teeth, and nodded lightly at the person who shouted him, which was regarded as acquiescence.

After Zhang Jingyao's army was defeated and went north, his backer Duan Qirui despised him very much. Zhang Jingyao was very depressed, so he went to Nankou to defect to Feng Yuxiang. As soon as Feng Yuxiang saw that he was coming, he asked people to tie him up and count his charges of harming Hunan with his fingers. In the end, he gave him two books, "The Old and New Testaments" and "Three People's Principles", and said: "If you can read these two books, I will let you go!" Two months later, Zhang actually memorized some chapters, and Feng Yuxiang had to admire him, so he had to let him go.

The new warlords, the old warlords are all warlords: the funny jokes of the warlords

Chen Qimei was Chiang Kai-shek's brother, and one day, Chen Qimei brought Chiang Kai-shek to him and said, "Brother Kai-shek, what is the old brother doing to you?" Chiang Kai-shek said: "Then you need to say! Kindness is as heavy as a mountain!" Chen Qimei said bluntly: "Brother Kai-shek, I won't tell you that we want to take Zhejiang." But Tao Chengzhang, a bastard, wants to be the governor of Zhejiang, this kind of person is the scum of the revolution, and he should be ...... "Chiang Kai-shek understood and killed Tao Chengzhang.

The new warlords, the old warlords are all warlords: the funny jokes of the warlords

Sun Yat-sen valued Chiang Kai-shek, and Chiang Kai-shek also honored him as the "father of the nation". Sun Yat-sen decided to establish the Whampoa Army Military Academy, and all parties felt that it was a sweet spot, and they recommended candidates to be the principal. All powerful figures are talking about it, and they have very objections to Chiang Kai-shek's possession of this piece of fat. Sun Yat-sen faced the public opinion and said angrily: "If you don't ask Zhongzheng to be the principal, this school would rather not be opened!" Chiang Kai-shek cried every time he thought of this scene.

Between 1919 and 1922, Chiang Kai-shek's favorite was not the revolution, but stocks. After coming to Shanghai, Chiang Kai-shek, Zhang Jingjiang, Dai Jitao and others organized a secret society called "Xiejin Society" to engage in commercial speculation, and established a relationship with the big comprador Yu Qiaqing, and established the Shanghai Securities Exchange in February 1920, which was the first stock exchange in China at that time. As a result, Chiang Kai-shek became the first generation of shareholders in China.

The new warlords, the old warlords are all warlords: the funny jokes of the warlords

During the Whampoa Military Academy, President Jiang was giving a lecture to all teachers and students in the playground early in the morning, and suddenly saw a person who cut in line, still disheveled. Principal Jiang asked him to kneel in order to set an example. Forgot about this buddy when he left. The next morning, Principal Jiang came to the playground again, and saw a popsicle-like person kneeling upright on the playground, and when he asked, he learned that it was the officer who punished him for kneeling yesterday, so he was "promoted from lieutenant to lieutenant colonel", "kneeling and jumping three levels", this person was Gu Zhutong later.