Oh my God, I dressed as a woman and went into a boys' school to pursue the vicious lady

I dressed as Tan Meiwen's female partner.

A vicious lady who disguises herself as a man and enters a boys' school to pursue attack.

A second before she wore it, the female partner was still blocking the empty classroom at school, rolling up her sleeves and planning to beat him up to teach him a lesson.

In the next second, I slowly showed off my muscles: "Do you need bodyguards?"

After a pause, he said, "Part-time psychological counseling/running substitute teaching/picking up courier meals/playing and chatting, the boss places an order?"

01

When I woke up, my slap was only a centimeter away from the handsome face on the other side.

I forcibly reversed course.

咚！

I slapped my palm on the blackboard at his side, and a small dimple appeared, chalk dust fluttering.

The dust formed a Tyndall effect in the sunlight and shrouded the boy's long eyelashes like some kind of spotlight.

This is the male protagonist Yu Yu, a cold person who is like the arrival of a god of beauty under the description of the original book.

And I'm Wen Ying, a vicious female partner who has repeatedly bullied him.

Now in the middle of the plot, I asked him to an empty classroom, intending to commit violence.

Yu and I looked at each other for a few seconds, then slowly rolled up our sleeves.

Under the sleeves are bulging biceps, which have beautiful lines and do not look cumbersome.

I asked, "Do you need bodyguards?"

Yu Yu: "?"

"The hardware is in place, the professional team," I am very skilled, "at the same time, part-time psychological counseling/substitute teaching/picking up couriers and cooking/playing and chatting, does the boss want to place an order?"

A hint of doubt appeared in Yu Yu's clean and handsome eyebrows, and those light chestnut eyes looked at me.

He asked, "Are you calling me here just to sell?"

That's not it, it was meant to scratch your face.

I thought to myself, but I still didn't change my face: "That's right. 」

After speaking, he put down his sleeves and patted him on the shoulder: "Actually, I have been paying attention to you for a long time, and I feel that you are often bullied, and you have the need for bodyguards. 」

That's true.

This is a gay novel for all men.,In this boys' school where you can't even find a female mosquito.,A good-looking and simple boy like Yu Yu is the hand-picked "prey.。 」

Yu Yu's family is rich, but he is the kind of nouveau riche who has no foundation, he was raised too well, and if it sounds good, it is simple and kind, and if it is bad, it lacks heart.

He didn't understand what those seemingly non-existent touches and glances were all about, and he didn't know that his roommate was about to transfer the hormones that he had nowhere to vent onto him.

The boys' school is a closed teaching, life is boring, and the rich second generation likes to play tricks on classmates with soft personalities and no background.

It's a joke, but it's actually not much different from bullying.

For example, today, Yu Yu was dragged by a group of boys to watch them play - by the way, he helped them clean the court, washed off their sweaty clothes, and then deliberately splashed him with water.

Hearing me say this, Yu Yu lowered her eyes, still looking quiet, as if she was thinking about something.

He looked up at the blackboard that had been recessed a little.

Then he turned to look at me.

"How much is a day?"

I quoted a price.

Yu Yu nodded: "Then I'll hire you for a week first?"

I gave me a thumbs up: "Boss!"

02

In the novel "Prey", Wen Ying is a vicious female partner with a brain offline.

In this world of Tan Meiwen, Wen Ying is out of place.

Because a woman disguised as a man and entered a boys' school to pursue the protagonist, the angry Wen Ying began to attack the protagonist.

After pushing the relationship between the two many times, Wen Ying, who lost his role, of course, ended up miserable.

The family is ruined, and the mind is disordered.

This novel has three wrong views, was scolded too badly, and needs to be rectified, and the story bureau let her leave this body, go to another world, and live a happier life.

And I died suddenly because of my part-time job, but when I was asked if I would like to live one more time, I nodded without hesitation.

How wonderful life is.

No matter what kind of life I live, I would like to do it again.

Moreover, after being poor all my life, I always feel that college is the best place to make money, and the laziness of college students is my eternal business opportunity!

At that time, I ran more than 10,000 meters every day, diligently helping people brush up classes, punch in, bring meals and pick up couriers, and was more tired than a donkey all day long.

suffered from malnutrition since childhood, poor physical fitness, and finally sudden death.

But Wen Ying is different.

She is a underworld lady who is proficient in sanda, taekwondo, and judo, and she has been proficient in all kinds of guns/weapons since she was a child.

This persona is simply a walking bug.

Then when Wen Ying was nineteen years old, he fell in love with the protagonist You Heng, decided to be good, and entered the boys' school without telling his family.

In order not to be discovered, she cut off all the cards given by her family, changed her phone, and changed her identity.

In other words, I'm a complete whiteboard now, and it all starts at zero.

Also because of the requirements of the Story Bureau, you can't leave the boys' school.

The feeling of no money is so damn familiar.

But it doesn't matter.

I looked at the vest line of my abs and the shiny and rosy cheeks in the mirror, and I felt that I could kill my former self with one punch.

This kind of physical fitness is really damn strange.

But I love it so much!

03

I dutifully accompanied Yu Yu to the cafeteria to eat.

Dragged him to the empty classroom for so long, he was hungry and I was hungry.

Unexpectedly, before he walked to the cafeteria, a group of boys who hooked their shoulders walked over with a smile, obviously seeing Yu Yu, and they were about to hit him.

I quietly switched places with Yu Yu.

Then he slammed his shoulder.

My iron arms knocked a couple of boys to the ground.

"Oh my God!"

Cries of pain came.

The boys who were still smiling just now changed their faces one by one, and scolded and said, "You did it on purpose!"

I smiled genuinely guilty and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't see the road. 」

After speaking, his eyes widened, and he was very innocent.

When you go out to do business, you pay attention not to offend people to death.

What if they want to be my customer in the future?

Seeing my attitude, they had no choice but to give up and leave in a huff.

And Yu Yu looked at me, and then at the group of boys, and his expression changed slightly.

"Boss, what's wrong?" I kept an eye on his expression and asked in a low voice, "Those who hit you, why don't I secretly go and beat them up with their heads?" 」

He quickly shook his head, "No. 」

But the eyes that looked at me seemed to brighten a little.

When I came to the cafeteria, Yu Yu and I had just finished standing in a long line, and just after picking up the plate and leaving, someone suddenly tapped him on the shoulder.

"Yo, this meal is really rich, for Brother Heng?"

The voice—

As soon as I turned my head, I saw the team that the protagonist was attacking.

They seemed to have just returned from exercise, with a towel around their necks.

The tall and handsome You Heng stood at the back with his pocket in his pocket, with an expressionless face, and frowned when he saw me, dragging it like Murong Yunhai.

The boy at the head is called Xu Yi, and he is the attack in the deputy CP.

There are too many deputy CPs in this article, and I don't remember what kind of character he is.

Anyway, he smiled, revealing a small tiger tooth, and was about to take the plate away from Yu Yu's hand: "Thank you. 」

Then his hand stopped.

I pinched it.

My iron tong-like hand tightly clasped him, and smiled at him sincerely: "I didn't call you Brother Heng, I politely declined." 」

He raised his eyebrows: "Wen Ying, what do you want to do?"

At this time, Xu Yi was still full of banter, and he just wanted to break free from me, but found that he couldn't break free.

Not only could I break free, but my other hand was pressed tightly on his shoulder, so he couldn't move a single step.

I was like a mountain that grabbed his fate by the neck.

Xu Yi's face changed, but I had already pulled his clothes like a kitten and threw him out.

He stumbled and almost fell to the ground.

And I calmly brought the plate from Yu Yu's hand to my hand.

"Don't worry, boss," I was sure, "as long as this meal is in my hands, the gods won't take it away." 」

How much ability and how much business I can do, this is my absolute confidence in my business ability.

Yu Yu's tense body relaxed imperceptibly, and let out a soft "um".

Xu Yi: "?"

He was completely blinded and looked at me in disbelief.

And I still had a very sincere professional smile on my face: "Do you think the queue is too long and don't want to queue up?

After speaking, I stretched out my hand to Xu Yi, he frowned and wanted to ignore it, but the next second I grabbed my wrist and pulled it with one hand.

The weight of an adult male seemed to be as light as a feather in my hands, and a group of people watched this scene silently, but I had already walked away with the aftermath.

Even if I walked far, I could still feel You Heng's gaze.

Is this the male protagonist?,The first time I encountered this kind of concrete bulb-like gaze.,My back is hot.。

I sighed in my heart, opened the thermos flask without changing my face, scalded the chopsticks for Yu Yu, and prepared paper towels.

He looked up at me, his clean dark eyes like ripples.

I smiled and said, "Boss, this is not a security guard's job, but you are my first order, so I added some service, hoping that the boss will help me promote more in the future." 」

Yu Yu was silent for a few seconds: "Thank you. 」

Then he asked, "Are you still queuing up?"

"Of course," I said naturally, "but rest assured, boss, I am very professional and will not take extra money during my time as your security guard." 」

Yu Yu wanted to speak and stopped, as if he wanted to explain something.

But at this time, I had lowered my head and concentrated on eating, and I felt happy while eating - the food in the boys' school was good, the basic meals had meat, and the aunt in the cafeteria did not tremble, which was simply the gospel of a starving ghost like me!

After dinner, I sent Yu Yu back to the dormitory.

The dormitory of this school is very good, although it is a double bedroom, but there are single rooms and independent bathrooms, otherwise the identity of the female partner will not be able to hide it for so long even if there is a plot to help.

I was on the same floor as Yu Yu's dormitory, right next door.

Sending him to the door, I raised my phone: "Something to call, boss." 」

He looked sideways at me, hesitated for a few seconds, and handed me the fruit box he had been carrying all the way in his hand.

I don't know, "Do you need me to open it for you?"

Yu Yu: "......"

Yu Yu: "For you." 」

The fruit delivered by the canteen today is Sunshine Rose grapes, I have never been willing to spend money on such expensive fruits, I ate them all in one go, and I praised a few words of sweetness.

The boy standing across from me has long eyelashes and a slight droop, and his face looks like the top masterpiece of the creator, like a person who came out of a comic.

I watched it for a few seconds, and I felt that I really couldn't inherit the will of the original owner.

With such a good-looking person, I can't get my hands on it at all.

"Thank you, boss!" I generously took the fruit box and smiled sincerely, "I wish you a good night's sleep at noon!"

04

When I got back to the dormitory, my other roommate was gone, so I locked the door of my room, turned on the computer, and my phone vibrated a little.

Drop.

Yu Yu sent me money, and I paid the full amount on the first day, and even erased the fraction, and made up a whole number with a good meaning.

I looked at his simple little golden pig head and felt that he was simply my big benefactor.

I sent a few "thank you boss" emojis, and instead of rushing to collect the money, I applied for two new accounts.

One is called "Eaton Universal Wall", and the other is called "Find me to win (taking orders)." 」

By the way, I skillfully compiled the price list of my previous life and put it at the top of the homepage of "Find Me to Win (Receiving Orders)".

I joined several different college groups with both accounts.

Ordinary students are talking about which teacher is named again today, which canteen has increased the price of food, when will M Ji in the school open, and the rich second generation will be different.

In the group, they are chatting about which beach they are going to after the end of the semester, or discussing the luxury car brands at home, and a few complaining about the school's swimming pool being too small.

They may seem boring, but to me, they're the best potential customers to discover.

"If you want to drink, just the Emperor's flaming roses," someone said wiltingly, "but it's still so long before the holiday." 」

The boss is coming.

I used the number "Find me to win" to pat this "emotionally broken and withered" in the group, and skillfully spoke: [Boss, can I help you buy this wine, do you need to place an order?]

Emotionally shattered and withered: [?]

He was quiet for a few dozen seconds, and I guess he went to see my homepage, and he was not in a hurry, waiting for him to come back.

Sure enough, it didn't take long for him to ask questions in the group.

[This hellish place is so tightly managed, you can't get out, how can you buy it?]

The rest echoed him.

[yes, where did you get into the liar?]

[Administrator, you don't care, someone advertises. 】

[Hey, if you can buy it, bring me a bottle too? 】

I didn't answer, and I made a face that wanted to cheer.

Just kidding, the way to make money is all a secret, where is it so easy to tell?

「......」

There was a lot of noise in the group, and the mood was broken and withered.

[Can you really buy it?]

I sent him the items and prices I had ordered.

He was half-convinced in the impromptu conversation: [Do you want to pay for the delivery?]

I directly explained: [Pay the deposit first, pay the balance when the goods arrive, and you need to add money for door-to-door delivery, and support face-to-face inspection. 】

This broken brother is not a stingy person, after adding the job VX I specially applied for, he simply paid me the deposit neatly without asking for any information.

At first glance, it is the kind of person that liars like the most, and the young master is stupid and rich.

After making an appointment for 9 p.m., I was content to prepare a submission, planning to send it to the universal wall as a "pure passerby" and send a wave of advertisements to myself.

When the sun was shining outside the window, I opened the curtains and pushed open the window, feeling comfortable.

Jingle bells.

As if a crisp sound sounded, I looked sideways and noticed that a string of small wind chimes hung in front of the window next door, a sunny day doll sewn ugly, and the thread where the corners of the mouth rose was not properly handled, revealing a small red thread.

I was stunned, thinking that it was supposed to be Yu Yu's room.

I have always had a good memory, and it immediately occurred to me that this wind chime was also mentioned in the original book, and it was given to him by his mother.

Yu Yu's parents are particularly affectionate, and her mother was obsessed with sewing for a while, sewing a sunny day doll for a family of three, and hanging the peace charm she begged for.

Later, this thing was hung by You Heng in the indescribable place of Yu Heng, and he begged You Heng for the first time to say no, but it made the other party more and more excited, and it became a short plot that was mosaic.

What is Yu Yu's personality?

He is clean, simple, and seems cold and unapproachable, but in fact has a gentle personality and cares a lot about his family.

It's just that he is also arrogant, he doesn't like You Heng, and of course he is not willing to give in, he is not willing to beg for mercy, and he is not willing to pretend to be obedient.

Mommy made a sunny day doll...... In the process of being humiliated by You Heng, what kind of mood will he have?

I was in a trance for a moment and pursed my lips.

The sunny mood seems to be shrouded in a haze.

The window next door was suddenly pushed open.

The handsome boy wearing headphones just reached out to take off the sunny doll, and met my gaze, slightly stunned.

I smiled at him, "Boss, is this doll yours, it's so cute. 」

He curled his lips and smiled back, "Well, I washed it and left it here to dry. 」

It's a shallow smile, but it can be seen that it's sincere.

We didn't know each other well, he didn't talk much, and I was very knowledgeable, so we tacitly lay down on the windowsill together and stopped talking.

The sun was warm, I breathed in the fresh air, and my mood was bright again.

Not everything in the world has its own fixed number, even if the plot is so?

At least from the moment I arrived, the plot began to be different, today Yu Yu was not bullied, nor was he broken by Wen Ying, he has not attracted You Heng's attention for the time being, and those entanglements have not yet begun.

I took the order to protect him, and I will do my best.

As for now, let's live well!

It's great to be able to smell the fragrance of plants and trees again, to see the colors of the world again, to be able to run and jump again, and to be able to lie down in front of the window and bask in the sun.

Birds chirp, spring is in full swing.

I bowed my head and accepted Yu Yu's transfer, told him that the grapes were very sweet, and sent a few more emojis that I had specially collected to thank my boss.

It's not flattery, of course, but it just shows my professional attitude.

turned his head to the side, and saw Yu Yu looking down at his phone seriously.

The eyelashes are dyed with a ray of sunshine.

Then he looked up at me, and a smile appeared in his eyes.

It's like broken gold melting into clear water little by little.

05

Evening.

It was getting dark, so I changed into a black coat and went out with my bag on my back.

During the day, I had already stepped on the surveillance of the entire school, found three suitable locations to climb over the wall, took out the mask and hat from my backpack, and approached the surveillance blind spot in full armor.

In the past, it was a little difficult for me to climb over the wall, but now-

I looked at the high wall in front of me, stepped on the protrusion point, and easily climbed over the wall.

After the flip, I pinched the muscles in my legs and felt full of strength.

This bouncing force, this core support force, this explosive force...... It's all mine now!

If it weren't for the plot restrictions, I would have been allowed to participate in international sports events to win glory for the country, and I would have eaten the national meal, and I would definitely have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of my life.

EtonHouse College is a bit remote, but after all, there are a lot of faculty and staff in this area, there are some shops nearby, and there are still taxis on the side of the street, so I stopped one, told the driver the destination, and began to close my eyes.

I was very familiar with the next procurement process, and I also carefully prepared a packaging container with ice packs for the wine that the boss wanted.

After all that, I went back to Eton.

I just muttered in my heart: [When I have money, I want to buy a small electric donkey to facilitate my transportation.] 】

The process of returning to school went smoothly, and at nine o'clock, I arrived at the door of his dormitory, where the emotionally broken boss had agreed to deliver the goods.

There are many things, even if I take them out, I can't prove that I went to buy them outside the school, let alone that I violated the school rules, even if I am a buyer.

That's why I dare to do this business.

The rich second generation is still particular about life, and likes freshly mixed wine and fresh food.

I'm also happy to make it easier for them, especially a cheerful boss like Brother Broken who doesn't hesitate to pay a deposit.

Bang.

The door was opened.

A handsome-looking boy in Snoopy's pajamas looked at me and hesitated for two seconds, "Find me to win?"

He stepped back half a step and gave me room to enter the door.

I walked into the dormitory and looked at his clear dog eyes, and the smile on his face did not change at all: "Is it the emotionally broken and withered boss?"

He scratched his head, "It's me. 」

After matching the identity, I handed him the thing.

He pulled it away, and his eyes immediately widened, "Damn! It's really a flaming rose?"

I bent my eyes: "Boss, I have already delivered this order, you ......."

哒哒哒。

There was the sound of slippers in the other room, and I looked up again and met Xu Yi's eyes when he pushed open the door and his hair was wet.

"You—"

Oh no.

In the flash of light, I suddenly remembered that Xu Yi and his CP seemed to be roommates.