It's really not human (joke)
In ancient times, there was a small town, and there was a scholar named Zhang Yi in the town, who was born handsome and full of economy, but he was a natural funny ghost. The townspeople knew he was a joker, and he was often amused by him.
On this day, Zhang Yi had nothing to do, so he asked a few friends to go to the suburbs to play. They walked along the field path, admiring the golden wheat waves and the green hills in the distance. Suddenly, there was a commotion in the distance, and everyone approached curiously.
It turned out to be a farmer crying at the edge of the field, surrounded by a group of villagers talking. Zhang Yi stepped forward to ask, and the farmer cried: "My cow was fine yesterday, but this morning I found it dead in the field, how is this good?"
When Zhang Yi heard this, he had a plan in his heart, and he circled around the dead cow a few times, and then said to the farmer in a deep voice: "This cow died strangely, and in my opinion, it must have been killed by ghosts." ”
When the farmer heard this, his face turned pale with fright, and he hurriedly asked, "Sir, what is that going on? Please think of a way to save my cattle!"
Zhang Yi smiled slightly and said, "I have a way to save this cow." As long as you prepare paper money, incense and candles, I will do something tonight, drive away the ghosts, and let the cow return to the soul. ”
When the farmer heard this, he was skeptical, but when he thought that his only cow was gone, he had no choice but to do as he was told. So, the people helped to gather and prepare for the evening ceremony.
When night fell, Zhang Yi set up incense tables on the edge of the field, lit candles, and burned paper money. He recited words in his mouth, danced with his hands, and looked like he was doing a ritual. The surrounding villagers all gathered around and watched with bated breath.
At this moment, Zhang Yi suddenly shouted: "The ghost leaves quickly, return my cow soul!" With that, he slapped the cow suddenly, and the cow stood up with a "whew".
When everyone saw this, they were stunned, and even the farmer was stunned, at a loss. Zhang Yi laughed, walked to the cow, patted it on the back, and said, "Good guy, pretending to be dead looks like it!"
It turned out that the cow was not dead at all, but Zhang Yi secretly fed the cow sleeping pills in advance to make it fall asleep temporarily. He deliberately pretended to be doing the magic, but he was actually waiting for the medicine to pass and let the cow wake up naturally.
Only then did everyone understand that Zhang Yi was playing tricks on everyone. Although the farmer was a little angry, he was relieved to think that the cow was fine. He smiled and said to Zhang Yi: "Mr. Zhang, you are making such a big joke! ”
Zhang Yi laughed and said, "It's just a joke to make everyone happy." Don't believe those ghosts in the future. ”
When they heard this, they all laughed. Since then, Zhang Yi's joke of "really not human" has spread throughout the town and has become a topic of conversation after dinner.
Although Zhang Yi's joke caused the farmer to make a false alarm, it also brought joy to everyone, and more importantly, he took this opportunity to convey a simple truth to everyone: in the face of the unknown, we should remain rational and not easily believe in superstitions and rumors.
However, Zhang Yi's humor and wit did not stop there. He still often makes all kinds of jokes in the town to make people laugh. His laughter, like a gust of fresh wind, blew away the sorrows and troubles in people's hearts, and made the town more warm and joyful.
And the farmer who was tricked by Zhang Yi did not hate him for this. On the contrary, every time he saw Zhang Yi, he would smile and quip: "Mr. Zhang, don't make this kind of 'really not human' joke next time, my little heart can't stand it!"
Zhang Yi always laughed and responded: "Okay, okay, next time I will definitely change to a more interesting joke to make everyone happy!"
In this way, Zhang Yi's jokes and laughter have always accompanied the people of the town and become an indispensable part of their lives. And the joke of "really not human" has also become synonymous with Zhang Yi and has left a deep impression in people's hearts. Like and support, pay attention and don't get lost, and continue to watch humorous stories!