Wang Po said matchmaker
It is said that in a small town in ancient times, there was a well-known Wang Po, who was known for her ability to speak well, especially good at telling matchmakers. This Wang Po is clever, her mouth is like a river, and the marriage she made by her hand is all happy. However, this princess also has a characteristic, that is, she likes to exaggerate, and often plays the role of a matchmaker like the protagonist on the stage, which makes people cry and laugh.
On this day, Zhang Yuanwai in the town asked the princess to find a daughter-in-law for her son. Zhang Yuanwai's son Xiao Zhang, although he is not Yushu Linfeng, he is also dignified, but he is introverted and not good at words. When Wang Po heard about this errand, her eyes lit up, and she thought: This is a good opportunity, I have to show it well.
So, Wang Po looked around and finally found a suitable candidate - Xiaofang, a girl from the Li family. This Xiaofang looks like a flower, smart and clever, but her family is poor, and her parents are worried about how to find a good home for their daughter. As soon as Wang Po went, the two families hit it off and decided to let the two children meet.
On the day of the meeting, Wang Po dressed Xiao Zhang up brightly, and taught him some rhetoric, so that he must show his advantages. Although Xiao Zhang was a little stunned in his heart, he thought of his life's events, so he hardened his head.
When she arrived at Li's house, Wang Po was polite at first, and then pushed Xiao Zhang in front of Xiao Fang. Xiao Zhang stammered a few words about his advantages according to Wang Po's instructions, and then praised Xiao Fang. When Xiao Fang heard this, her face flushed, and she also had a good impression of this future husband in her heart.
However, at this moment, Wang Po suddenly interjected: "Oh, Xiao Zhang, why did you forget to mention your literary talent? You are a well-known talent in our town!" Xiao Zhang was stunned when he heard this, where did he have any literary talent, but he only knew a few words. But Wang Po had already opened his mouth, and he was embarrassed to refute, so he had to nod his head and say yes.
When Xiao Fang heard this, a trace of curiosity flashed in her eyes, and she asked: "Then Xiao Zhang Gongzi, can you improvise a poem and let me hear your literary talent?" Xiao Zhang is really dumbfounded now, where can he compose poems? But Wang Po has already urged on the side: "Xiao Zhang, show Xiao Fang a hand quickly, don't let me live up to my heart for you!"
Xiao Zhang was forced to be helpless, so he had to bite the bullet and say nonsense: "The spring breeze blows and the peach blossoms bloom, and the swallows come back to build a new nest." It is not difficult to write poems in a small life, but I only wish that the beauties will always be together. As he spoke, he beat a drum in his heart, for fear that Xiao Fang would see the flaws.
Fortunately, Xiaofang is also a kind-hearted girl, she heard Xiao Zhang's nervousness and discomfort, so she didn't ask more. Wang Po was proud, and felt that she had done a great job in talking about matchmaking this time.
However, the joke is not over. Afterwards, Xiao Zhang's father, Zhang Yuanwai, heard about the incident and couldn't cry or laugh. He called Wang Po to the house and reproached: "Wang Po, Wang Po, you are making a big fuss this time. Where can my son compose poems? Aren't you chasing ducks to the shelves?" Wang Po didn't care, and said with a smile: "I'm not angry, I'm not trying to make a good impression on Xiao Zhang Gongzi in front of Miss Xiaofang." Besides, although this poem is a little rough, the intention is true, and Miss Xiaofang must be able to understand it. ”
When Zhang Yuanwai heard this, he couldn't cry or laugh, so he had to shake his head and sigh. And Wang Po left Zhang's mansion triumphantly, thinking: This time it has become a good marriage, and my reputation as a matchmaker is going to a higher level.
This joke of the princess telling the matchmaker spread in the town and became a topic of conversation after dinner. Some people say that Wang Po is witty, and some people say that she loves to exaggerate, but in any case, this story of Wang Po telling the matchmaker has become a good story in people's hearts.
Readers, friends, after reading this joke told by the princess, do you also think that this princess is really an interesting person? Although she loves to exaggerate, her enthusiasm and wit also make people laugh. This joke tells us that sometimes, life's little episodes can be a source of happiness. So, what funny jokes have you encountered in your life? You might as well talk about it, let's share this happiness together! Like and support, pay attention and don't get lost, thank you!