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Today's tweet: I'm not here to revitalize internal entertainment, I'm here to rectify internal entertainment

author:A little fox who travels through time

What you see, what you feel, these are things that will never disappear, things that will never be forgotten, and they will come with all kinds of encounters.

Natsume's friend account really healed me a lot!

After graduation, he was summoned back to his hometown by his father, and successfully inherited his father's dilapidated house and seven acres of land.

Looking up at the sunlight hanging high outside the shed, and looking down at the wilted strawberry seedlings, he suddenly wanted to kill his father.

"The snake demon said that he is the main palace" jade curtain

Today's tweet: I'm not here to revitalize internal entertainment, I'm here to rectify internal entertainment

After graduating, Wei Yi was summoned back to his hometown by his father, and successfully inherited his father's dilapidated house and seven acres of land.

Wei Yi looked up at the sunlight hanging high outside the shed, and then looked down at the wilted strawberry seedlings, and suddenly wanted to kill his father.

In order to support himself, Wei Yi started self-media, raising chickens, farming and cooking food, and his life gradually flourished.

Later, the strawberries were also ripe, but Wei Yi found out that he had been stolen.

Wei Yi grabbed the tail of the little snake and looked at it viciously, and it was still stained with strawberry juice. The big and red strawberries in the shed are all pointy, and only the strawberry butt is left!

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Later, Wei Yi ate strawberry farts with tears in the wind, and his fingers were held by the tail of the little snake and stroked the snake's belly, which was the outline of an egg......

Oh my God, the wife in Wei Yi's mind has changed from a sexy goddess to a cold and squeamish male snake, and the key is that there are eggs.

Since then, all the strawberries that Wei Yi planted have been given to the little black snake, allowing him to eat strawberries and eat strawberries himself, which is inhumane.

Li Yu has reached the peak of snake life since he touched Wei Yi, but Wei Yi has raised other creatures in addition to himself.

Li Yu: This snake is not dead, you will be a concubine after all!

A yard of chickens, ducks, geese and dogs: @#?*@#......

"Today I'm Not a Human" is the hand of Ning

Today's tweet: I'm not here to revitalize internal entertainment, I'm here to rectify internal entertainment

A combination lock appeared on the back of Qi Zhichen's hand, and different numbers corresponded to different races.

In order to find the code corresponding to the human race and defend his human identity, he had to embark on a long and difficult road of transformation -

On the day he entered 233, he turned into an elf with pointy ears and long hair, accidentally flooding the square dance venue of the aunts with vines.

On the day he typed in 520, he turned into an angel with wings and a halo, accidentally flapped his wings and broke through the ceiling to say hello to his upstairs neighbors.

The day he typed in 666, he turned into a red-eyed, pointy-toothed vampire who accidentally gnawed at the crush he hadn't seen in three or four years but had been obsessed with.

Qi Zhichen (heartbroken): Raise the cry that you want to become a human!

"The Laziest Soul Master" blood

Today's tweet: I'm not here to revitalize internal entertainment, I'm here to rectify internal entertainment

Every city has a soul crosser, and legend has it that they can psychic, see ghosts, and cross spirits.

Mo Wuyu is the laziest and most indescribable soul master in the country in S City.

Bai Cong was born in a family of policemen, and at a young age, he was already the captain of the criminal police brigade of the S City Bureau, he was handsome and self-disciplined, and even a little unkind, and after he met Mo Wuyu...... Nothing is wrong.

Keywords: Mo Wuyu, Bai Cong, Criminal Investigation, Soul Crossing Master

"Harmony and Spirituality, Civilization Bursts Popular" Jiangqian Wine

Today's tweet: I'm not here to revitalize internal entertainment, I'm here to rectify internal entertainment

Shen Wuyang has a naturally beautiful face, pure desire to be sultry, and kills people with his face every day

But he's just a funny guy at heart.

In a guest appearance in an Internet celebrity video, he fell from the upstairs and almost died

At the critical moment, it was his dead dog that saved his life.

Since then, he seems to have had some serious illness

Every day when I open my eyes, I am surrounded by ghosts, crying and asking him for help.

Shen Wuyang (staring blankly at the ceiling): ...... It must be that I woke up the wrong way to open my eyes!

As a result, the video of him showing his face for less than five seconds went viral

Netizens forwarded screenshots, and he panicked and frightened GIFs when he saw ghosts, and ran around to tell each other: "This great face, please make good use of your face!"

"It's just a special effect, don't be afraid, come to my sister's arms!"

At first, his reaction was: "I'll tell you the truth, it's really not a special effect, it's really a ghost!"

Netizens are even happier: "Wow, the handsome person has a bad brain, and I love it even more!"

Shen Wuyang (abandoning explanation): ...... Is it polite?

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Fans who chased internal entertainment found that there was really a purple MSI this year.

first made a cameo appearance in an online drama, and became an instant hit because of the amazing beauty of the frightened performance

then resolutely entered the entertainment industry and became a ...... Winner?

No...... Enthusiastic citizens √

The heir of the wealthy family is deeply trapped in the affectionate sadomasochism of Bai Yueguang and the stand-in triangle, and netizens eat melons with relish

As a result, the boss was suddenly murdered and was sentenced to death

It is reported that all the evidence in this case comes from Mr. Shen, an enthusiastic Hengdian actor

Mr. Shen has the following seven points to say about this:

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Dasha cup, sadomasochistic with silver bracelets, you murderer, scourge two good girls!

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Many years later, Shen Wuyang stood on the podium for Best Actor when he became famous

All the artists of internal entertainment remember this scene.

He wore sunglasses and gold chains, held a cigar in his mouth, and pushed his glasses with a sincere face:

"I was able to win this award first of all thanks to my peers, whose exit gave me many opportunities. ”

#我不是振兴内娱的, I'm here to rectify internal entertainment