Be happy every day
There is no sitting sex
The two couples slept in bed at night, and the wife held her husband's penis and asked, "What is this?"
The husband replied, "This is Mr. Yes."
The wife said, "Since he is a gentleman, let him come to the museum."
So the husband and wife had a lot of rain.
The next morning, the wife boiled two eggs and warmed a jug of wine for her husband to eat.
The husband smiled and said: I know you are here to thank Mr. Xie, let me ask you, what do you think of Mr.
The wife replied, "My husband is good, but I don't think he has any sitting sex."
Feng Menglong's evaluation was even more hurtful, not only did he not sit down, but he was also afraid that he would be soft.
Row room
After taking off his clothes, Mr. Daoxue had sex and said: I am not for lust, but for my ancestors. After speaking, it is convex.
He also said: I am not just for lust, but for the sake of adding a household registration to the court. Then it convex again.
Then he said: I am not for lust, but for the widening of heaven and earth. Bump again.
Someone asked, "What do you say on the fourth time?"
Those who have insight replied: Such a Taoist gentleman, only three convex will be over, what else to say!
Storytelling
Mr. Yi set up a museum to teach apprentices, and the students asked him: How to talk about the way of "University"?
When the gentleman heard this, he immediately pretended to be drunk and replied, "Why do you want to ask me when I am drunk?"
When he got home, he told his wife the questions the student asked, and she said, "University" is the title of the book, the way, and the truth in the book. The gentleman wrote down his wife's words.
The next day, he said to the students, "You are so ignorant, you came to me when I was drunk, and today I am sober, why didn't you ask me again?" What did you ask me yesterday?
The students said that they were asking about the way of university.
So the gentleman repeated what his wife had said.
The student then asked: How can we talk about it in Mingmingde?
When the gentleman heard this, he hurriedly held his head and said, "Stop, I'm drunk again now."
Teaching Methods
One master blamed Mr. Private School for not being able to teach, and after hearing this, the gentleman said, "Do you want me and your son to die?"
The master didn't understand what he meant, so he said, "My teachings have been exhausted, unless I am allowed to burrow into Ling Lang's stomach, then I will only be suffocated to death, and Ling Lang will have to be swelled to death."
Brother Yanshi
There are two brothers, who jointly hire a teacher and two teachers in separate classes.
Every time the shift was handed over, the two brothers blamed each other for not feeding their husband well, so that he was getting thinner and thinner. So the two agreed that when they handed over the shift, they would weigh Mr. two catties as a proof of fat and thinness for the shift.
On this day, the younger brother handed over the gentleman to the elder brother, and before leaving, he let the gentleman have a full meal, and when he was weighed on the scale, the gentleman suddenly let out a fart. The younger brother blamed and said, "How can you spread the trade on this scale, you have nothing to say, you have to give me the original amount to eat."
again
An old man had a son in his old age, and in order to make his son easy to raise, he went to a poor scholar's house in the neighborhood and asked him to choose a good name for his son.
The scholar named him "Jin Lang". It didn't take long for the child to die.
After that, the old man gave birth to another one, and the scholar named him "Yinlang", but he still died.
Later, the old man gave birth to another son, and he said to the scholar: Gold and silver are valuable, so it is difficult to recruit them, so you should give my son a poor and long-lived name.
The reader thought about it and said, "Then let's call it 'sir.'"
The old man was taken aback and hurriedly asked why.
The scholar replied, "You think that if you are a gentleman, you will not die of cold or starvation, and you will definitely be able to feed yourself."
The situation of the old gentleman is really sad.
Women's Taoism
A Confucian woman is newly married. When it comes to sex, the vagina comes first. This woman suddenly dressed and went to the ground, and plastic surgery was blessed to the bed. The husband was shocked and replied, "I am the first." ”
It's really boring to meet such a wife.
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