#头条喜剧人 #
Man in the Road (Original Work)
At ten o'clock the new district set off, glanced at the gas meter, showed 1/4, all the way to singing, all the way forward. Out of the corner of my eye drifted past the gas station, oh, it's too late, too late. The Yichuan Expressway did not hesitate, and immediately pulled out, huh? How did you come down from Ikawa North again? No, go up again, just talk, forget the route. After running along the way for a long time, the music sounded again, sprinkling all the way to the song, laughing all the way...
After crossing a lot of tunnels, hey, is it wrong? The fuel gauge indicator is flashing all the time, prompt please come on! Please come on! Open navigation, there are 72 km, time 1 hour 12 minutes, oh my god! Missing?
The song stopped abruptly, and the air condensed.
The oil gauge soared rapidly, showing 2 small grids, no, hurry to find a place to refuel, the front of the old county service area, a flutter, and then passed, the heart, began to hair, Song County often comes and goes, not so far ah, what is going on today? Start suspecting something is wrong with your navigation? Impossible, what to do if you run aground at high speed? Silent prayer in my heart: hold on a little longer, hold on a little longer, almost to the gas station! However, I still can't see the road signs in Song County, and I am depressed...
Suddenly, there was still a kilometer left from the Exit of Kowloon Mountain, and it was immediately decided to get off the highway and seek assistance!
Hurriedly got off the highway, asked passers-by where the nearest oil station is, how to go in Song County? He said, you go up from the highway, 3 kilometers to Luoyang there is the old county service area, you can refuel, and then there are 30 kilometers to Song County.
I dizzy, this way to go, look at the gas gauge, alas! Dude, the contention is all up to you, all the way speechless, cold sweat like rain, flying car running wildly...
Finally, safely arrived at the service area, a look, blindfolded, huge gas station, only #95 and #92, no #93, halo, what is the situation?
The waiter said: #92 is #93,
yes? The first time I heard about it, I was half-convinced,
Sister just wanted to weakly ask:
Add #92, will the car go?
Finally arrived at the county seat of Song County at 14:30 pm!
From Luoyang to Song county, it lasted 4 hours and 30 minutes, all the way, thrilling, laughing!
But it turned out that the highway was built on the way, and the Road Sign of Song County was gone!