When you are still working overtime at 996
There is a group of people who have already begun to draw a big pie for the boss!
When your prospective boss interviews a senior worker:
It's not you, it's a medical record or a resume, why are you depressed?
A: I have to work hard or I'll be depressed. [Dog's Head]
You still have road rage! Road rage doesn't work.
Answer: Whoever stands in the way of the company's listing, I will cut whom!
Do you still have bulimia? The company doesn't have free food!
Answer: It's because I can eat it very well, and I especially like to eat the cakes painted by the boss!
Oh, you still have delusions of victimization? It's horrible!
A: I can't take more than one day off, otherwise I'm always afraid that the company will fire me. [Strong]
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It's really talented! Before I joined the company, I gave the boss a big cake first. It's really a good reincarnation of heaven, who does the sky forgive!
First give the boss a cake, and after joining the company, say: "I have Alzheimer's disease, I can't remember what I said before". [covers face]
Then why didn't you write it on your resume?
I forgot. 【Grievances】
I see that you two are also very good at painting cakes!
Or are you ruthless enough, if the boss doesn't pay your salary, then you may not know where to spend the rest of your life~ [Covering his face]
Before and after employment:
Before entry: I am willing to worship my father-in-law, and I am willing to be driven!
After joining: Come to life!