I went to work and fished today, and I really laughed out of my big teeth when I saw the comment area, and no one dared to believe what kindergarten children sometimes said, the fake was too exaggerated [laughs] [laughs]
Next, I will share with you a few high-liked ones:
1. The child took a knife to cut him in the kindergarten teacher, and then his mother searched for pictures of various knives on the Internet, so that the child could identify, and finally the child chose a Qinglong Yanyue knife and said that it was this [tears]
Green Dragon Glaive
2. I once picked up my nephew from school, and a little girl in his class said that an adult wearing a purple skirt, white pants, and black shoes beat her during the lunch break. It was winter, how could anyone wear a skirt, everyone wondered if there would be a purple long down jacket or coat or something, and only one teacher wore a purple sweater in the kindergarten, but the pants and shoes did not match, and the little girl said it was not her. Finally, the little girl's father suddenly asked her what color the person's hair was, and the little girl said pink, and her father apologized and said that the child was making it up while preparing to go back. I thought to myself that pink hair is rare, but I can't just assume that the little girl is lying, until I see that her schoolbag is printed with Seraphine [Cool Drag] [Cool Drag]
Seraphine
3. My best friend used to be a kindergarten teacher, and one morning she was inexplicably beaten by the student's parents, and her face was scratched. The reason is that her child went back and said that his father and Teacher Xiaowen (my best friend) hugged each other, and his father also kissed Teacher Xiaowen, and my best friend said that they spread rumors and called the police, and then after a while, it was a TV series that children watched, and the characters in the TV series were replaced by his father and Xiaowen, the reason was that he thought his mother was ugly and Teacher Xiaowen was beautiful. Later, they lost money, and then because it was a face injury, they had to bear the medical expenses for subsequent scar removal. [smiles]
4. My daughter said that the teacher on her head and washed her, I don't believe it at all (there is no picture description of this statement) [Flash]
5. When I was in kindergarten, my hairpin was often missing, my mother told me to go to jail next time, so one day I woke up from a nap and found a pink hairpin on the bed, a little girl said it was hers, I said it was mine, and then two people wow wow cry, the teacher cried, and finally gave the hairpin to me, I went home and proudly told my mom to look at mom I protected my hairpin, my mom looked at it and said it's not yours [black line]
6. The monitoring of the kindergarten is to protect the teachers. I practiced before, monitoring parents can see the class, which class I have a parent in every day to see from the school has been watching, her child went to the toilet did not go back with the army and left, called to ask about the situation, nap must also coax her home. [covers face]
7. My son told me that the teacher didn't give me milk, and the other children did, but I didn't. Then I asked him if you opened your milk yourself or if the teacher opened it for you. My son said that I opened the [black line] myself
8. I used to think that the teacher was very sacred, until I met my teacher in the vegetable market, went home and cried, I felt that the sacred was shattered, my mother asked what was wrong, I said that I saw the teacher buying vegetables, my mother ???? [embarrassed laughter]
9. The way I interact with my child is to give a high-five, I put my hand on the child to hit it by himself, all the children like it, until a mother asks me if I hit her child's palm [smile] I call her mother and ask her if she likes the teacher to hit her palm, the child is very happy and says that he likes it [smile] is very happy to say that he "hit" several times today [smile]
10. Children are really easy to fall into their own fantasies and can't distinguish reality, there is a child in our community who fell and cried, and when he asked, he pointed to another one and said that someone else pushed it, my God, and the other child was two meters away from her [covering his face]
11. This has to say, my little nephew, one day after kindergarten came back, said that the teacher did not let him play with other children, my sister-in-law angrily asked the teacher why, the teacher put him on the monitor, my nephew had to pull the child at the next table to go out to play on the slide, the teacher did not let him play. [laughs]
When children lie, parents need to patiently guide them to face their mistakes and let them know that it is wrong to lie and can lead to serious consequences.
Positive guidance is good, and do not scold and affect the physical and mental health of children.
[tears run]