Tsang-t'ien
A military general led his troops to fight, and he was about to be defeated, but suddenly a divine soldier descended from the sky to help the battle, and the military general turned defeat into victory.
After the victory, the generals prostrated and asked for the name of the gods.
God said, "I am the target God."
The military general said: How can the young general He De be able to help him.
God replied, "This is to thank you for never having an arrow wound me on the school floor every day."
Night Patrol
A military attache was on a night patrol and came across a man who was forbidden to walk at night, who claimed to be a scholar and came back late because he was studying his homework with others.
The military attache said: Since you are a scholar, then I will test you.
The scholar asked him to ask for a question.
The military attache couldn't come up with a topic after thinking about it for a long time, so he glared at him and said: Count your kid lucky today, there is no topic tonight.
eunuch
A town guard eunuch went to the local area to conduct research and gave the talents a question on the spot, with the title of "The Future Life is Terrifying".
As soon as the question came out, the talents all covered their mouths and laughed, and the eunuch asked what was going on, and the instructor said: The candidate thinks this question is too difficult, and hopes to subtract one word.
The eunuch said, "In that case, let us remove the last word."
The eunuch does not learn and has no skills, and will "The future is terrifying, how do you know that the future is not now?", and Yan is the same as the eunuch, so it is naturally a joke.
Old children
After a tiger went out foraging, he came back and shouted that he was hungry, and his companion asked, "Didn't you meet anyone when you went out today?"
The tiger said, "I met it, but I didn't eat it."
The companion asked why.
The tiger said: First I met a monk, I thought he was ashamed and didn't eat, and when I came back, I met a showman, I thought he was sour and didn't eat, and finally I met a child, but he still didn't eat.
My companion asked: Why don't the children eat it?
The tiger said: I'm afraid of biting my teeth.
In the imperial examination system of the Ming and Qing dynasties, no matter how old the scholar is, before he or she is qualified to be a child, he is called a child, so some people are a child all their lives.
again
In the evening, the county official suddenly heard a quarrel in the corner of the examination room, and the county official ordered someone to go to see it.
Uncrowned
There was a boy who was very old but did not wear a hat, and the examiner asked him why he did not wear a hat, and the old man said: "The family is poor and there is no net.
The examiner said: "If you shave off your beard, you can hook a net towel."
The old man replied, "I want to do the same, but it's a happy thing to wear a new hat, and I don't want to wear a white hat."
Confucianism Monument
A new monument pavilion was built in a certain institution, and a scholar took a prostitute to visit. When he saw the tortoise-like animal under the monument, he said to the prostitute, "Your father is here, and he does not kneel down and prostrate."
The prostitute immediately knelt down and kowtowed, and said, "My lord, seeing that you are so unlucky, when will you be able to leave the school!"
In myths and legends, the sixth son of the nine sons of the dragon, also known as Baxia, looks like a turtle, is good at carrying heavy objects, and is mostly used to carry the foundation of the monument. The ancients often used a huge stone tablet to stand on the back of the emperor and sage in order to pass on the stele of the emperor and sage after death, singing praises and virtues, intending to rely on his divine power, which can endure for a long time and last forever.
Gotten
Someone asked Yitongsheng's father: Ling Lang's test paper has been submitted in person, has the examiner agreed to admit him?
The man replied: The county magistrate is very fond of children's scrolls, and after reading them, he nodded more than once.
Ask him why he nodded his head.
The man shook his head and replied, "It's horizontal."
The head is Wu dialect, which means nodding.
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