Smile and smile for ten years.
The inmates nailed
When a prisoner went to the brothel and finished nailing, he put on his clothes and left, and the prostitute grabbed him and asked him for money.
Not long after, another man came, still leaving when he was done, and the prostitute asked him for money, and he said, "I am Gongsheng."
The prostitute said, "What about Gongsheng?"
The man replied, "Bai Ding."
test
A prisoner passed by the gate of the Chinese Academy and heard that the sacrificial wine was angry and wanted to punish the two students, so the inmate asked the people in the school: How should the sacrificial wine punish the two students, is it a spanking? or confinement?
The others replied: It was the question that punished them for making a fuss.
When the prisoner heard this, he was immediately displeased, and shouted, "This is not the crime!"
Appearances
After the exam, a proctor came out of the examination room and met an old man. When the man saw him, he bowed deeply to him.
Then the man turned and bowed again to the pile of pig manure beside the roadside.
The prisoner asked, "Why are you doing anything to this smelly thing?"
The man replied, "Although the pig manure stinks, it also comes out of the large intestine."
Dependents
One prison student happened to see the word "dependent student" signed on other people's letters, and he felt that the word "system" was used in a novel way.
One day, when he wrote a letter to a distant relative, he followed suit and wrote one for the servant to deliver.
When the servant returned, the prisoner asked the servant, "Does the master have anything to say?"
The servant replied, "When the master opened the letter and read it, he asked me, 'Is the old man healthy?' and I said, 'Is the old lady well?' and I replied, 'All right?' and when I answered, he went into the house with a smile and wrote a reply, asking me to come back.
When the prisoner heard this, he sighed with emotion: This person is really necessary to learn, I just use the word "system" well, and when he saw it, he added so much courtesy.
Dependents are the old times between in-laws and sisters, the elders are called "dependents", in front of the elders are called "dependents", and the younger generations are called "dependents".
In the old days, the word "system" usually referred to a dead father or mother who was still in mourning.
Dependents refer to the title given to oneself in letters or condolences written by juniors to their relatives and elders during the period of filial piety.
The invigilator in the joke is unlearned, and thinks that the words are novel, but in fact he makes a big joke.
Sour smell
The little tiger said to the tiger: I ate someone today, the taste is very strange, the top half is sour, the bottom half is smelly, and I don't know who it is?
When the tiger heard this, he smiled and said: This must be a talent who spends money to buy prisoners!
again
Yixiucai was very afraid of the routine exam, on the day of the exam, it was almost dark, and he still didn't write a word, and in the end there was really no way, so he wrote on the paper: Only so, so so, if so, why bother.
After reading it, the examiner said with a smile: Yes, yes, I can write these four sentences, after all, it is still a bylaw.
Official birthday
When the official man had a birthday, his subordinates heard that he was a rat, so they pooled the money to make a golden rat as a congratulatory gift, and the official lord was very happy to see it, so he said to his subordinates: Do you know that my wife is going to have a birthday soon?
again
Several people used the liquor theft order, demanding that they should not be real robbers, but also like robbers.
One person said: Collect money to open the skylight for the first.
Another person said: "The three-oared spaceship is carrying the gangsters."
Another person said: The four-person sedan chair shouted.
As soon as the man's voice fell, the crowd began to cry: Where is this like a robber?
Answer: Do you see which one of the people who is carrying on the sedan chair today is better than a robber?
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