Text: Qing Gardenia
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Obviously, all of them are highly educated intellectuals, but what they say is more ridiculous than that of a three-year-old child.
I don't know when it began, in the eyes of experts, hunger means longevity, poverty means that everyone has a house and a car, and even vacations exist for consumption.
This is not because of the recent uproar about the May Day holiday, and the expert's sentence "The holiday is not for rest, but to stimulate consumption" is easy to pass away.
As soon as these words came out, how many workers were eager to drown him with a spit, and people couldn't help but wonder what happened to the Chinese experts: "One speech is more upside down than the other!"
No wonder now people say "experts don't advise" one is more amazing than the other, and now it seems that the scolding in the comment area is not wronged!
The May Day holiday system has caused controversy
After just experiencing the Qingming holiday, people can't help but start looking forward to the arrival of "Labor Day". Many netizens even planned where to travel a month or two ago, and they were full of anticipation.
But who would have thought that the phrase "the ideal is very plump, the reality is very skinny" is also applicable to vacations, and the vacation that I finally waited for wanted to relax but gave people a slap in the face.
The Sunday that was supposed to be a double holiday was all changed to a single holiday when May Day arrived, and it was equivalent to only one day off.
It's really too difficult to work as a part-time worker now, I don't know if anyone still remembers the 7-day holiday when Grandpa Bi hosted the "May 17 Day Fun".
It really responds to the sentence "the class is getting longer and longer, and the more you go up, the less you are going on", it is no wonder that young people now want to lie flat every day.
How can I go to this class if I don't take any vacation, and the hard money earned by the big guys is for the sake of stimulating consumption in the mouth of experts.
What's even more incomprehensible is that they also know that this is a model of "tearing down the east wall and making up the west wall", but when they speak, they still have a feeling of "I do my own thing, I don't care about the life or death of others".
Even after enjoying the holiday, you have to "pay off your debts", which is really unclear what to say for a while, and even if you know the public's opinion, it is easy for them to understand.
Suddenly, a large number of black question marks popped up in their heads, and these experts knew and understood when the public had opinions.
Isn't this the same as "taking off your pants and farting"? This is no different from what experts said some time ago that "only eat two meals a day", one is for longevity and the other is for consumption.
It is really that sooner or later, it will be crazy by the remarks of some domestic experts, and netizens still don't buy it as always.
Anyway, the main thing is that no one is used to it, who has what to say, and it is time to scold and scold yourself, and then talk about it when you are comfortable!
Netizens commented angrily
"Research like this" and "the results of millions of research" must know that since these people can sit in the position of experts, their annual salary must not be low.
No wonder netizens always have such and such opinions about experts, this time it can be regarded as a long insight.
In this regard, many netizens also have great opinions on the matter of "holiday off", and some netizens directly voiced "in favor of not taking a holiday, only one day off".
Some people also said that "in fact, there is really no need to borrow and borrow the holiday", it should be a few days and go on like this for a few days, "it will be the end of the day!"
There are even netizens who threatened to "strongly demand the cancellation of the holiday!", but there is really no one.
Even netizens said, "If you can't afford to let it go, it's our own vacation that we should take."
Some people directly started a cynical posture: "It doesn't matter how many days it takes, a pillar of a country like me can't rest for a day."
But then again, since I want to boost the economy, but look at my pockets, which are cleaner than my face.
"The best way to boost consumption is to raise wages", I have to say that this netizen is simply our Internet mouthpiece!
And the trick of "drawing inferences from one another" can be regarded as being clearly grasped by netizens.
"It's not about taking a break to rest, so the next step is to say that going to work isn't about making you money."
The sentence "cattle and horses are not as good" is really what makes people can't help but want to break the defense!
What's even more ridiculous is "I want the horse to run, but I don't want the horse to graze"
The netizen's sentence "Who made our cattle and horses have a large base" is simply funny and sad.
In this regard, there is also a saying circulating on the Internet: "The best vacation plan for 30 experts and 126 assistants".
I didn't know what to say for a while, and I spent millions of dollars on eating, drinking, living and traveling.
Seeing this, netizens simply didn't pretend, "It's too hard to make up like this, it's better to work 22 days a month and take 8 days off in a row, so that there are holidays every month to stimulate tourism." ”
It's so good at playing, so what kind of holiday is not more able to stimulate consumption by taking a break directly throughout the year.
But if you want to be ruthless, this netizen directly shouted to the expert not to eat for three days, and to eat for three days. Not only saves time but also eats full.
Although the things are different but the nature is the same, it is recommended that experts can really try it.
And after this incident, I finally understood why a female blogger on the Internet would say that 70% of Chinese experts are high-talking rice buckets.
It's really amazing!
And there are not a few people like this who some time ago didn't have an expert who said "hunger can live a long life", and as early as before, there were experts who said that "housing prices are not conducive to the struggle of young people".
Even a well-known demographer suggested that young people should get married and have children if they couldn't find a job, but didn't he think about one thing?
If there is no stable income and job, who would be willing to marry their daughter, not to mention the most important point, what to do if the child is born and eats diapers.
It's true that standing and talking doesn't hurt your back, no wonder young people nowadays don't listen to the advice of experts.
I have to say that sometimes it's really helpless to surf the Internet alone, but sometimes it's really funny.
We can listen to opinions if it is useful, but if it doesn't make sense, just take it as a joke!
Key Sources:
Douyin account Qilu Evening News - This orientation is obvious, not to let the public really "rest", but for several holidays and convenience to stimulate the consumer economy (2024.4.16)
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