Two days ago, I was drinking tea with a friend, and my friend suddenly smiled and asked me, why is the thinnest person in the world Japanese? At first, I was also serious to search for relevant information, but I didn't expect him to tell me directly, he has a Japanese colleague in his company, if the work is urgent and there is no time to eat, push the work to the Japanese colleague and then go to eat, he only needs to drink a glass of barley juice on an empty stomach is a living person, after listening to a little I don't believe it, I went to check it out, I didn't expect the comments of netizens, after reading it, people laughed from ear to ear, one is more talented than the other, let's take a look.
The main thing that Japanese eat is a delicacy, netizens said that just a few small pickles still have to occupy a bowl, after eating, are you not afraid of the trouble of washing the dishes? It's just a matter of plates, bowls, water, and people, and these bowls are redundant.
No wonder they watch Japanese anime, they always say that it is delicious! Some netizens said that I ate this little thing by holding on to the refrigerator door! Every time I saw them cooking, I took out a box of fat cows, sandwiched two slices for today's meal, and put the rest in the refrigerator, the oil was calculated by drops, and the vegetables were chopped into a small pinch of filaments. If the soup is boiled in oil according to the drip, it is still blotted with oil blotting paper when it comes out of the pot, and his expression gradually becomes confused!
It's not easy, every time I look at Japanese food, I always feel like they're feeding cats, so little! It seems to have a lot of meat, but in fact, a circle of meat is full of rice. Netizens said that my girlfriend and I went to spin sushi and ate more than 40 plates, and the two Japanese boys next door ate 8 dishes and looked at us in shock.
This bowl costs 40 yuan, it's really not good, make it yourself at home. Netizens said that they never eat rice in China, and they feel uncomfortable if they don't eat rice in Japan, because they can't eat enough. After eating, you still owe 500 kcal, and if you don't die of hunger and can't eat enough, your stomach may wonder if you are a monk.
Some netizens said that the last time they saw a Japanese woman cooking lunch, she slowly took out a potato, but they only cut two or three slices to cook, and wrapped the remaining potatoes and put them in the refrigerator. If you go to Japan, will you be ridiculed if you order two servings by yourself? I, a northerner, think that when I go to the south, I think it is delicate and small. If you go to the Northeast, you have to carry the plane back overnight.
I didn't know and thought it was leftovers. Netizens said that my classmate married to Japan, and before he went, he had 120 pounds, and he had more than 70 pounds left when he returned to China to visit relatives.
Looking at this again, the Japanese rice prisoners shook their heads when they saw it.
Netizens said that they went to a Japanese colleague's house to drink, about 20 iced edamame, a plate of shredded cabbage, and some pickled eggplant...... I can't drink it when I'm hungry. Let's put it this way, a chubby male classmate of mine went to Japan to study for three years, got a stomach problem, went to the hospital for a physical examination, and turned out to be malnourished.
Netizens said that so they don't grow tall, just this nutrition, who can grow taller? Haven't you seen Japanese housewives cook? When they fry vegetables and put oil, they spray oil with a spray bottle, and they spray twice, I think the oil I use to fry vegetables once is enough for them to fry vegetables for half a month. I look at the natto they eat, I can't stand it after watching it for three seconds, let me eat, it's impossible! As a foodie, what I'm most afraid of is being hungry, I don't even have enough to eat, and I am hungry for nine meals in three days, so what is the meaning of life?
No, is this a famine? Feed the birds? You can't even feed a bigger rabbit. Netizens said that once they went to the former residence of Hideyoshi in Osaka, Japan, and they didn't eat breakfast or lunch, and they didn't feel like there was a restaurant within a radius of 100 miles, and finally sat in a convenience store to nibble on rice balls, crying angrily, and were on the verge of starvation every day.
It's illegal to eat in a big pot in Japan, right? No, I don't know much, can't they afford to eat? Netizens said that every time a friend asks what to eat, I can do it except Japanese food. Japanese food is the same as sending beggars, I can't see things, just see the price, I can obviously grab it, and I was served a plate.
Netizens said, yes, I went to school in Japan and came back with my pants, and I couldn't wear my thin pants. The four of us went to the kebab shop and repeated the order three times, and then the boss couldn't stand it and said that he was going to get off work, and this was the last time to add food.
Yesterday, I brushed an uncle to go to his son's house in Japan, and I felt that he was about to cry, he said that he didn't dare to eat, things were expensive and scarce, and there were two cantaloupes on the shelves where fruits were sold. Netizens said that I also watched it, but those two cantaloupes still can't be sold! I came back after a year in Japan and bought a watermelon and ate it with a spoon.
Netizens said that I didn't dare to go to Japan with my husband, mainly because I was afraid that my husband would pick on children halfway and never get enough to eat.
Netizens said that they ate five dishes in Japan for two hours. It was only a five-course meal that lasted for two hours, and I didn't feel like I had eaten all night. Our company went to Japan to build a team, the first two days did not eat full on the third day of the dinner itinerary is a barbecue buffet, everyone thought that like the domestic kind can be open to eat, and finally the store was anxious, refused to serve the meat, only to eat rice. Before watching the video, a Japanese girl ate four edamame in one meal, and I washed a edamame and fell out more than this.
Netizens said that when I was a child studying abroad, every time I returned to China, we had a meal, and asked her what she wanted to eat, and she said that she wanted to eat mutton, and she was the Japanese object at the time, and returned to China with her, and went to her house, her mother stewed a pot of meat, and the boy's eyes were straight, and then that meal, I didn't even eat rice, and I kept showing off the meat, and the fragrance was confused. In Japan, you can't even think of a pot of stewed meat.
I went to Japan for three days during the winter vacation, but I couldn't eat enough and finally came back three days early! I was transiting at the airport in Japan, because I didn't have dinner, I ate six rice balls at once, and the Japanese man next to me thought I hadn't eaten for several days and gave me his lunch box.
I wonder if any of the netizens in front of the screen have been to Japan?