This purple-robed Taoist in Shanxi had three major surprises: he was obviously going to see feng shui, but he was hidden under the bed by a female customer;
I was obviously wearing a Taoist robe, but in the end I was hit by an ashtray from my client's husband, and I was obviously going to Pudu sentient beings, but not only did I not get paid, but I even paid for the fare.
After seeing what happened to this Taoist chief, it was really "no one knew about metaphysics for ten years, and it was hidden under the bed and heard all over the Internet", I never expected that the Taoist chief would actually eat the melon on himself.
On April 17, the governor of Yishan West posted a video on his social account, the perspective of the video is hidden under the bed, and there are two pairs of feet of a man and a woman in front of the camera.
At first glance, I thought it was a "large-scale arrest scene", but after a closer look, this was actually the account of a Taoist chief, and then I looked at the copywriting of the video: I never thought that this kind of earth-shattering melon could reach my head.
So it aroused the curiosity of melon-eating netizens, and after watching the video content carefully, I realized that the Taoist chief was hidden under the bed in a Taoist robe, and the reason why it was hidden was because the customer's husband did not believe in this set.
Although that's the case, this situation is too funny, because at the end of the story, it's not that the female customer's husband is gone, but that the Taoist chief was found and hit with an ashtray.
"Didn't you calculate that her husband would come back suddenly?" A netizen replied to him below: fortune telling does not count himself;
"You are an upright Taoist, how can you be like this?" the Taoist himself replied to him: get used to it;
"If you don't hide it, you may be scolded as a liar, and you can't be beaten if you are found under this hidden bed", the Taoist chief replied: I have already beaten it, and I beat it with an ashtray, but a netizen in Shandong was eating an apple, and after seeing this reply, I almost choked;
"Dao Chief, you must not come out, otherwise others will think that you are cosplay, and you are playing quite flowery", this netizen didn't pay attention to the comment area when he saw it, because in the end, Dao Chang couldn't hold his arm, went out by himself, and then received an ashtray;
"Actually, there is a sequel to this matter, the Taoist chief got out from under the bed, pretending to be calm and said, there is no problem with feng shui under the bed", as a result, Fujian netizens replied to him: It's really no problem, so it's no problem for people to beat him;
"I thought it was a joke, but it turned out to be a real thing, and the funniness was +10086 times", "This theme is good, I will write a book in the future, and the name will be: This Taoist is not serious", I didn't expect a netizen below to ask him to write quickly, but the netizen replied that he couldn't, he was reading Spring and Autumn.
"The more you hide, the more melons you have, what are you afraid of, if you can't do it, you can be invisible", this is a comment from an American netizen, which proves that this video has not only spread to the United States, but even Singaporean netizens downstairs have seen it, and this joke can go abroad.
"Dao Chief, does the place where you were hit by the ashtray still hurt now?" Dao Chang replied: It hurts! I don't dare to exert myself when I eat.
"Wouldn't it be even more inexplicable if it was found out", the Taoist chief replied: So I was beaten, and netizens said: It's okay to be beaten for a year, and the Taoist replied: I won't slander people.
Facts have proved that the Taoist chief did not slander anyone, after taking this job, not only did he not get paid, but he was also beaten with an ashtray, and in the end he even paid the fare himself, which is really the most humble Taoist in history.
I have to say that this session of netizens knows how to comment, but play and play, don't joke about the Taoist, because people are indeed real, the Taoist on the list, and he also uploaded the chat record with the customer afterwards, proving that he did go to see Feng Shui, because the other party's husband didn't believe it, so there was such a misunderstanding scene.
But misunderstandings are misunderstandings, let's just take a joke and look at it, don't say something that you don't have, otherwise it will be very disrespectful to the parties and will affect their lives.
Although this incident was a misunderstanding, it made Dao Chang angry, and the number of retweets of this video also reached 100,000+, presumably everyone was secretly laughing at him behind his back.
In fact, as long as you look closely at his account, you can find that this is a funny joker, who would have thought that the dignified purple-robed Taoist priest would be a funny man in private?
A female netizen named Tingting said that she had been following him for a long time, and now she is in trouble and wants to borrow 100 yuan to tide over the difficulties.
The Taoist replied that it was okay, but he was entangled in when the other party would repay the money, Tingting said that it would take a week at most, so the Taoist chief planned to transfer the money, but after seeing the word "Biao" in the other party's name, he hesitated, whose good girl is called "Biao"?
And the daily video of the Taoist chief is also full of jokes, I thought that the turtle I raised was in the backstroke, but I didn't expect that it was still in the backstroke after a period of time, until this time the Taoist chief found out that it was not the backstroke, but the quack;
The Taoist went out for something, but he didn't expect that after coming back a week, his home was "stolen", and he didn't know when so many tourists came;
Although the Taoist seems to be very unlucky, and the nickname is not good, but he has a heart for all sentient beings, some time ago the boy in Handan, Hebei Province was killed, and the Taoist did a lot of things for him;
After fans complained that they no longer had relatives, his sentence "Please mourn, you will be your relatives in the future" is even more tearful.
So how can such an upright, kind, and funny Taoist not be liked?
I hope that after this incident, the Taoist can become popular, so that it can help more people and better popularize Taoist culture.
However, I also hope that he can eat a trench and grow wise, this kind of unreliable customer can be cautious in the future, after all, this kind of thing that eats melons and eats himself is not comfortable.
What do you think about this? Have you ever had the experience of hiding under the bed? Welcome to leave a message to discuss!