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Or you don't know much. If it is India, it should be quoted at 1000, and 500 up and down, and after getting the project, it is said that the difference of 500 is finally capped. Then give, and then keep doing so, and finally the project money is piled up to 9000. As soon as I asked, it was a little close, and the last look was made before the door frame was made.
Nonsense is nonsense, just make people laugh, not to mention the design service life of the road (15 to 30 years) and maintenance period (5 to 10 years). Nowadays, China's urbanization is progressing so fast, and urban planning is also forced to be constantly updated, and various pipelines under the road (including but not limited to rainwater, sewage, water supply, electricity, communications, gas, cable TV, military communications, and later direct drinking water) are all under the road. Urban construction is also for the masses to better living environment, convenient transportation, the basis for the government to attract investment and drive employment, the engineering construction industry is to provide countless jobs, driving nearly a quarter of GDP, selling your strength can feed a family (300 bags of food and accommodation per day, a complaint in arrears [cover your face]), ensure social stability, reduce how much crime. This joke is okay if you look at it, there is no depth, do not deny the existence of corruption, and do not hide the flaws.
There are no ifs, and not going to war will make you have to go to war by all means, and for politicians, this kind of thing couldn't be simpler
Motion in the universe is absolute, and rest is relative. According to your logic, as long as you choose the right frame of reference, life is about something that happens all the time. There is a sense of beauty that you live to breathe.
I think I heard a history teacher talk about this when I was in high school [covering my face]
[Tears laughing] reasonable, I didn't digest it in the morning, I cut off my head, feces and urine flowed everywhere, unhygienic, or eat better the night before
Hehe, why is it called physical education class and not sports class? Why is it called "life is in sports" instead of "life is in sports"? You naturally find it ironic to equate "sports" with sports, but sports are not the same as sports.
你弄错一个点，体育等于运动，运动不一定是体育，在你这只提后者忽略前者？
“生命在于运动”翻译于Life is about movement，里面的“运动”这个词和体育的关系非常小，体育就芝麻大的比例，
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