Haidian chicken baby group, Qingbei parents were rejected
The chicken baby is lonely on the road, fighting alone is like a blind man touching an elephant, huddling together to keep warm in order to walk to the right path.
Entering the chicken baby group has become the only way for mothers, not only to spy on how other children are chickens, but also to learn from experience, and to provide emotional value when necessary.
When it comes to the chicken baby group, the most out of the circle is the Haidian mother group, where Kochi parents and super cow babies gather, and the gold content is naturally not to be said.
But entering the Haidian mother group is not a simple matter, and the Ivy League mothers may not be able to withstand it!
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Haidian chicken baby group, Qingbei parents were rejected
My child is 4 years old this year, RAZ reads C, Heineman G1, Oxford Tree 3, trouble pulls me into the group.
No matter how you look at it, this kind of resume is very good, but the group owner replied: The progress is not enough, and you may not be able to keep up with the group.
The child's English can't keep up, and his parents have nothing to say when they are handed over in the Beiqing Dynasty, so they can only eat behind closed doors.
What's even more heart-wrenching is that this is not to look down on you, but to really worry that you won't be able to keep up with the pace of the big army after you join the group.
After all, anyone who knows knows that the degree of involution of the Haidian chicken baby group can at least get the top 3 in the global ranking.
Parents with their own magical powers and talented cow babies are compared together, it is really difficult to dive with a smile without a strong heart, and parents and children are already happy if they are not both depressed.
You must know that none of the parents who are mixed in the Haidian chicken baby group are vegetarians.
Some of them have bachelor's degrees from Peking University, all the way up, and now they are professors at Peking University, and their parents in the group are all Ivy League backgrounds or doctoral supervisor positions, and the most inferior is also 985 master's and doctoral degrees.
If you want to join the group, first see if the identity of the parents is enough.
Secondly, parents should write clearly the teaching materials and teaching aids of vegetarian chickens and chickens, the names on the child's household registration book (nicknames and English names are not acceptable), the names, student numbers and grades of kindergartens and schools. Finally, look at the children's grades and invite them to join the group in turn.
If you want to survive safely in the flock, you also need to do your homework in advance.
Being able to distinguish between Puwa and Niu Wa is considered an entry level, and a higher level is knowing vegetarian chicken, meat chicken, self-chicken, and class chicken.
If you can also flexibly use OSA, XBNJ, OQZY, XJBCL, then the hardcore information of the chicken baby group will be at hand.
Source: NetEase Data
Even if you join the group, whether you can get through the "probationary period" is still a question, and if you want to ask how long the probationary period is, it is probably "forever".
After joining the group, the group owner began to train everyone, and the parents took turns to manage and be responsible for the daily affairs of the group. Common swarm rules are:
Dive for 15 days, kick.
Only post the love bag, kick.
If you send the contents of the water, kick it.
Just climb the stairs and don't share, kick.
Invite others to join the group, but do not provide the other party's children's information and institutional results, even sit and kick.
Even if you have an acquaintance to introduce you, you also need to go through layers of audits. If you can't deal with this series of "torture", you are not qualified to join the group.
Cleaned up every 15 days, parents are arranged in a clear way, as if an organized, disciplined informal organization of education is working closely.
These groups are usually active at 5 a.m., and everyone is posting study plans, study materials, and information about further education.
For example, a 2-year-old child gets up at 7 a.m., dresses himself, reads ancient poems for half an hour in the morning, etc.
There will also be progress assessments in some groups, the elimination system will be implemented, and the progress of the chicken baby will be reported every three or five times, and those with slow progress will be kicked out of the group. The whole parents are scared, and every day is the same as the knockout round.
No wonder Haidian's mother couldn't resist it, crying: Haidian chicken babies are higher than the threshold of Oxbridge Ivy League!
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The scene of the fairy fight of the Haidian chicken baby
The grand occasion of the involution of the Haidian chicken baby group is far beyond your imagination, all kinds of fairy fights, which seem crazy, but they are very real.
Mom A: Last month, I took my child to take IELTS, and I got 8 points, he scored 7 points, I was 38 years old, and he was 8 years old.
Mother B: There should be no problem in junior high school at this level, you can learn French again, change your brain, and strive to get B2 before the age of 12.
Mother C: I have started learning a long time ago, it is best to master 6 languages in junior high school, and our family has no resources, and there are no sports and art genes, so we have to chicken language.
Mother D: My child's father is an architectural designer, and he took his child to the Forbidden City to sketch when he had nothing to do, and finally finished painting after two years, and recently he is studying Yongding Tulou.
Mom E: My child's father is a doctor, and I am a mathematics professor, and I took her to participate in the Hua Cup, the Walking Beauty Cup, the Spring Festival Cup, the Hope Cup, and the IMC to achieve a grand slam.
Mother F: My child likes astronomy, and at that time, the 101 person who went to the school was also an astronomical science and technology specialty, and our family spent 100,000 yuan to buy Xingtron, who let the child like it!
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In the chat records of the Haidian chicken baby group, you can see everywhere that children are 3 or 4 years old, and the reading volume of 500 original copies is the basic operation, and they are proficient in programming, swimming, equestrian, skiing, etc.
There is an expectant mother, the baby has completed the first grade Olympiad before birth, there is a mother's husband who graduated from Yale, and now the child can speak three languages at the age of 4; there is also a mother of a second child, after the second child is not in the belly, his life is planned...
Their cow babies can read 1500 words as soon as they read middle school, memorize more than a dozen ancient poems, and read English picture books independently...
Only the first grade of Chinese and mathematics has reached the level of the third grade, and the English has reached the level of the fifth grade in the United States (which has surpassed the college entrance examination), and the KET test has been passed in the middle class, and the PET test is about to be passed in the first grade.
If this development continues, I hope that Haidian Mother can open up the mysterious field of men's football, and maybe she can lead the Chinese team to the top of the world.
Do you think the Haidian mother group is very suffocating? There are a lot of parents in the comment group who have not yet found an organization, begging to be pulled into the group.
Some people flocked to the group, but there were also mothers who joined the group and quit gloomily.
The mother said her daughter wasn't smart, but she wasn't stupid either.
At the age of 2 years and 2 months, he can proficiently recite 36 ancient poems, can speak simple daily vocabulary in English, can count to 20 in mathematics, and can count addition and subtraction within 5 with his fingers.
However, the children in the chicken flock can speak English at the age of 2 and a half, can calculate two-digit multiplication and division at the age of 4, can read 1200 at the age of 4, and are learning KET at the age of 4 and a half.
Parents of these cow babies check in every day, share learning methods and teaching materials, share how to sign up for early training, and some mothers will also share various methods for junior high school.
After a round of comparison, I felt that my daughter couldn't even pass the general high school, and a sense of crisis and anxiety appeared, but fortunately, I didn't forget my original intention, and finally decided to quit the group.
Although she withdrew from the group and fled from the involution center, the seeds of the chicken baby had been planted, and the mother still placed an order for Heineman and RAZ, after all, the Buddha system could not pass the level in her heart by lying down.
After all, the people in the front row have already stood up, how can the people in the back row sit calmly?
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Where did the children who got out of the chickens go?
In this era of chicken babies for all, there are very few parents who can truly achieve Buddhism.
Your neighbors, your colleagues, and your child's classmates are all rolling, and for the sake of the child's future, no one dares not to roll.
In the original work of "Little Shede", the author Lu Yinggong once put forward the "chicken baby ecosystem theory".
Those parents who hold a rational and long-term view of education find that their children are not as good as those who are practical and utilitarian, so they have to be forced to let the baby learn ahead of time.
The concept of education has created a situation in which "bad money" drives out "good money".
But will chicken-grown children necessarily live the life they want in the future?
Wang Appetite, a post-95 girl, is also the first generation of children in Beijing who were raised by "chickens". In her book "Mom! That's My Life", she tells about her mental journey of being "chicken".
Since elementary school, various cultural classes and interest classes have been held, and Wang has a lot of appetite for "chickens".
The final result is also quite gratifying, high school successfully admitted to Beijing No. 4 Middle School, university at Beijing Film Academy to study directing, and then went to the University of London for further study. Nowadays she works as a freelancer and works as a writer.
But judging from the traditional definition of "successful" and "elite", such a resume is still not impressive.
As she herself said: "I was sent to the experimental class of Beijing No. 4 Middle School by chicken, and I didn't get ahead!"
Cai Meier, who carried the banner of "Tiger Mother" on her own, introduced her extremely tough chicken baby method in her book "Tiger Mother Battle Song" 12 years ago.
Cai Meier can be said to be the ancestor of the chicken baby class, and this book has also become a sunflower treasure book for Chinese mothers around the world.
Under the strict education of "tiger mother", Cai Meier's two daughters are very good, but the relationship with their mother is not harmonious.
Now, 12 years later, a serious illness of Chua Meier made her realize what was really important in her life, and she regretted the humiliation and blow she had been giving to her daughters instead of expressing her pride in them herself.
When she saw herself as described in the book again, she occasionally felt scared. "Why did I do this in the first place? it could ruin my home..."
Children who can stand chickens, whether they are chickens or not, can become talents, and children who can't stand chickens have not yet rushed into prestigious schools, and they have already crowded mental hospitals.
A psychiatrist at the Sixth Hospital of Beijing Medical University said that when the school season arrives, many children come to see a doctor every day.
Their symptoms are not even able to go to school, they have a nervous breakdown at the mention of going to school, their hands shake as soon as they write, they cannot study at all, and the wards are full of children who refuse to go to school.
A 12-year-old girl in Zhengzhou jumped from the 32nd floor, and her parents found a suicide note in the girl's schoolbag, which read: "I hate you", "I'm going to commit suicide, I do my homework every day, I'm dead, tear up my homework." ”
For children who grow up under the high pressure of chicken babies, grades are their only life-saving straw, and it is this straw that crushes the children.
In the face of the extreme educational atmosphere of chicken babies, we must still clearly understand that the impact of education is far-reaching, and it has the characteristics of long-term and lagging behind.
Reading is not only for employment and a way out, but also for utilitarian educational thinking to plant a time bomb on the road of children's growth.
It is still unknown what kind of tree the seeds planted by the chicken baby will grow into in the next 20 or 30 years.
Perhaps, those children who have never been chickened live an ordinary and happy life is the new definition of "success" in 20 or 30 years.