(1) I can't do a big thing with a deposit of 100,000 yuan, but I want to eat and buy something, although I don't have a lot of security, but I also have it!
(2) To be honest, when you are 20 years old, you will be very happy when you save 100,000 yuan, but when you are 30 years old, you will be very anxious when you face family pressure!
(3) I don't have a say in the deposit of one million, I don't know how you feel, welcome to share!
(4) Hahaha, it's real, when the deposit reaches 100,000, you won't feel anything, and even the more you deposit, the more you deduct, and you don't want to spend money!
(5) Real workers, who save 100,000 yuan and still have to go to work, will feel very poor and dare not resign!
(6) Such an expensive thing should be transferred first, otherwise it would be a big injustice if you don't help bring it
(7) Where there are many girls, there are many rights and wrongs
(8) It's like a god!
(9) Look, there are a lot of things like this happening in the house.
(10) That's it, [like] [like] [like] [like]
(11) It's normal to make the wrong phone number once in a while
(12) What a pity
(13) I wonder if this man will regret his death when he wakes up.
(14) There is always doubt in the heart.
(15) Needless to say, you are a typical "elementary school student spring outing syndrome".
(16) What's the smell? Don't they shower? Even the air is filled with this smell, it's a disaster for the sense of smell!
(17) It looks so good, it's like lipstick and a bit like blush, the red you've always dreamed of.
(18) On the one hand, don't you also show your strength?
(19) Teacher: After graduation, don't tell people that I am your master
(20) A man is cheap
(21) Sure enough, there are two kinds of people who can't sleep in the bed, and you both go to the same hotel.
(22) Because a small broken car can pull tools, other cars are reluctant
(23) I'm afraid that your last sentence will be "I'll catch it with my mouth."
(24) Only by leaving the wrong person can you find someone who truly cherishes you. You've done the right thing, and now you've finally found happiness!
(25) I, a civil servant. How unlucky, because of incorruptibility, no, because of cowardice. That year, there was a case of a company, because there were many disputes with tenants, the lawsuit was in our hospital, and the case was divided into several people, and during the Mid-Autumn Festival, the company gave gifts to everyone who had their case in their hands, that is, hundreds of shopping cards in the shopping mall, and everyone received them, and I confiscated them, and the company was really difficult, and the wages could not be paid, so I said to the section chief who gave the gift, even if I sent it to you. Afterwards, there was a conflict within the company, and the matter was poked out, and those who had received other people's shopping cards were punished, and I confiscated them and escaped a cut. It just so happened that a colleague who made a mistake was suspended, this guy is very capable of causing trouble, the leader is not at ease, and he is afraid that he will cause trouble again, so he wants to find someone to accompany him, so he picked me. A temporary agency was set up to arrange me and the guy in an office, without any work tasks, just idle and surf the Internet. Idle for three years. I didn't make any mistakes, or because I was incorruptible, which is equivalent to making mistakes and being deprived of the opportunity to serve the people.
(26) If your mother tells me about it, you won't be afraid.
(27) 哈哈哈哈哈哈
(28) The body can't bear it
(29) Good guys, the profit that PDD makes in a quarter is JD's profit in a year!
(30) 哈哈哈哈哈
(31) With 5,000 years of history, the Chinese nation is the real fighting nation
(32) I thought she was going to say that doctors always lose their pens......
(33) (33) This is unkind.
(34) Strength is king, and oneself is the rule.
(35) Good guy, can hemiplegia have such a powerful killing power? Also, if you want to make it public at the age of 60, this is really murderous!
(36) Lao Tie, you have done your best, and you don't have to blame yourself too much.
(37) Every sentence hits the heart like an arrow, and this is the expert mentor we are looking for.
(38) 从厕所到卧室要几十步，小伙子住的够奢华了啊
(39) This one is really old-fashioned
(40) You're really amazing, doesn't she smell anything?
(41) The fans are crazy, and their legs are weak
(42) It is estimated that after a few days, everything will be fine, and everything will be naughty, and everything will be fragrant
(43) That's right, it's pretty good [covering your face] [like] [like] [like]
(44) Son: Can I not take my first wedding photo with my mother?
(45) Money equals eternal youth, so find a rich partner.