I can't even imagine how rich I would be if the unjust money I spent was returned to me!
Your temper is a little bad and it's easy to be lit up, but your coercive physique makes up for this very well#A suffocation is a lifetime#
Neuropathic car patches
Not every relationship can develop into marriage
Some will only help you discover new restaurants
And a good restaurant can be passed on to multiple people
This is called inheritance# After I open a restaurant, I will use this as a signboard#
On Monday, pour the boss a cup of coffee
The junior of the company asked for leave because the child had a fever of 40 degrees, and called to explain, which happened to be heard by my leader.
The leader asked: What do you think about her asking for leave?
I replied to him: I don't have any children and I don't know what it's like to be a parent, but I still remember how I felt when I was a child. I must be happy to wake up sick and see my parents by my side.
The leader wanted to join me in criticizing the juniors for asking for leave, but after listening to me say this, he was silent. #一时竟无法反驳#
I thought young people nowadays like to talk about boobs as butts
Why do others go to Harbin in winter, Tianshui in spring, Zibo in summer, and Changsha in autumn, and the rest of them are chasing concerts every day, but only I have to go to work every day. #贫穷使我们相遇#
I will take a picture of it immediately when I get it next time I hike
Weibo @十丫Tenya
The funniest Rowling joke I saw today was that some people thought Rowling was old and called herself JK. #有被降温... #
Go to work tomorrow... Oh no! I'll make myself a cellmate bracelet tomorrow when I'm in jail
The coming-of-age gift of Hunan people is a ticket to work in Guangdong# That day, the bucket went down to Guangdong overnight#
The little devil takeaway arrived
Weibo @Disillusionment Demon Monk
Antonyms never go out of style. Some words that seem unrelated are actually antonyms. For example, involution vs. outsourcing, sailor vs. ham, tethering Q vs. putting p, guy vs. big ice, fried hot spot vs. roasting cold noodles, Kaiselu vs. closed door soup, Shangchun Mountain vs. Xia Donghai, Shaopit dad vs. old godmother, local necrosis vs. the whole good job, tomorrow's rain vs. secretly convulsions, May's Huangmei day vs. three-star brandy, and Maldives vacation vs. Mulan serving in the army for her father. #好无情的语文课#
The evolution of Jay Chou's MV
Please don't smoke in the elevator!
That's all for today's cold rabbit trough! Today, let's talk about a piece of trivia!