When the graduation photos came out, everyone said that my graduation photos were so ladylike, but in fact, I was already lamenting all kinds of interesting things about my graduation life. When I was a child, there were always some jokes in my family, such as my mother was always eccentric, and every time she gave more pocket money than my brother. I remember one time, I stumbled upon my mother secretly stuffing money for my brother, and I was secretly angry, so I picked out a ten-dollar sheet with a needle, but I stuffed it back. At that time, I felt furious, and smashed the piggy bank in a fit of anger, and was beaten by my mother at night!
There are many anecdotes about my family life, such as one day, my husband came home from work early and entered the room to see me lying naked in bed. He asked me with a puzzled look on my face why I didn't have any clothes on, and I replied that I didn't have any clothes to wear. He opened the closet and found it full of clothes I had bought, and even clothes from the male clerk, and his mouth opened wide in surprise.
And in the days when I was about to graduate, I also experienced some hilarious moments. For example, when I was in my third year of high school, my mother was always afraid that my nutrition would not keep up, so she cooked food for me every day. As a result, when I took my graduation photo, as soon as I squatted down, my pants "hissed" and broke a hole, but fortunately no one noticed it, and in the end, everyone praised my graduation photo as "a quiet and elegant blooming lily".
In my daily life, I have also experienced a lot of funny situations. For example, once when I went to the vegetable market to buy fish, I met the cafeteria aunt of my alma mater, and she was still the same old man with trembling hands. When I asked if the fish was fresh, she pinched the fish and said, "Look, the fish is still moving, it's alive!"
And my usual life is full of jokes. For example, once I went to the cinema to watch a movie, and it was a sensational clip, and the audience was moved by a sudden snoring sound. I followed the sound and found a snoring daughter-in-law next to me, and I immediately felt very embarrassed.
One time I ate slowly, everyone else left, but the waiter kept standing there waiting for me to finish eating before turning off the heat, which made me feel very embarrassed. Finally, when I finished my last bite, the girl next to me breathed a sigh of relief, as if I heard the knife she had put down.
A friend once told a story about a kindergarten where a five-year-old girl injured a boy, and her mother did not hesitate to beat the boy's father, which made me lament that female men are also hereditary.
My wife once went to the street to buy clothes and came back angrily, and the clothes seller actually said that she had no waist, but I joked: "Don't listen to their nonsense, the waist doesn't grow under the head!"
Finally, I remembered an experience of buying clothes for my mother, I took a fancy to a sweater and directly transferred 200 yuan to her. Later, I heard from her father that I could only buy sweaters and not even other clothes. It was a joke that made our whole family laugh.
These interesting stories not only made me have endless memories, but also became the most precious memories of my graduation life. #来几斤笑话##毕业照#