Loading...
The courtroom is solemn and the judge is sacred. The scene of the trial is the most serious. It wasn't until I saw the Northeast courtroom like a group comedy that it completely broke my cognition.
If you don't watch the video and just listen to the sound, I really think it's an improvisational sketch. That scene is much better than the Spring Festival Gala sketch.
Recently, the video of the two eldest brothers in the Northeast who went to court due to the death of the calf due to the failure of the cow delivery went to court became a hot search.
Netizens saw that the defendant and the plaintiff treated the court as their own hot kang, you and I scolded each other, and they couldn't stop laughing.
Unexpectedly, the two men became more and more excited, and they didn't exist as judges at all. Female judges in order to maintain court discipline. didn't say quiet, and shouted directly: Don't quarrel between you two [covering your face] The two were silent for a second in an instant, and then they quarreled again.
Here's the full video, click here to view it
Loading...
In fact, at the beginning, the plaintiff's cattle breeder was still very serious, and he specially prepared the manuscript in advance and read it word by word.
The general content of what the plaintiff said: his cow was about to give birth to the defendant's farmer, because the defendant did not follow the calf delivery specifications, and only grabbed one of the calves' hooves and pulled them hard, resulting in the death of the calf and the hemorrhage of the cow.
It was normal here, but when the defendant made his statement, it completely changed.
The defendant spoke, saying:
It is normal to stipulate that you should use a declarative sentence to express your own opinions, and this interrogative sentence has opened the mode of mutual inflection between the two sides.
The defendant's main argument was that he could not pull it out at that time, and later sent the calf's two legs in and dragged his head before it came out, causing the cow to bleed profusely. And at that time, the defendant said that the plaintiff agreed to pull one leg.
Eight legs have to be dragged by eight legs
The main point of contention between the two is how many legs to pull. The plaintiff said that the defendant had nothing to do with the death of the two-legged cow, and that it was the defendant's responsibility to drag one leg. [covers face]
Two legs plus the head is bigger than the pelvis!
It's really hard for a judge to be a judge with such a professional question. It seems that the two parties themselves have to appear in court to argue in person. If you look for a lawyer, you probably won't be able to understand this. [covers face]
Can you two listen to the court's command, don't quarrel.
It seems that silence really doesn't work, you have to follow the local custom to say this, in exchange for staying quiet for a second.
The plaintiff believed that he had broken his neck by dragging one of his legs, and the defendant believed that it was due to lack of oxygen.
The judge asked what happened to the calf?
The plaintiff's answer was so funny that the calf had already been buried, and then it was pulled out of the soil and frozen in the refrigerator. When I heard this, I thought that the eldest brother was going to eat beef by himself after freezing. [covers face]
Follow-up: Dragon Veterinarian gave the case
Two people quarrel for a long time, whose responsibility is this?
The judge said that it is useless for you two to be tough, and the defendant said that he would take a look at it.
This is indeed true, this kind of case mainly depends on whether the midwife is operating normally, and there is a dragon veterinarian who specializes in cattle delivery, and it is the responsibility of the defendant to make a judgment at the moment.
After reading the explanation of the dragon veterinarian, many netizens felt that they were terrible and claimed to be able to deliver calves.
The following is a video that can be viewed here
Loading...
Netizens said: I see, you can't pull a calf on one leg, let alone two legs at the same time, you have to take turns pulling on both legs.
Hot comments from netizens:
Two women listen to two men talk about dystocia.
The two people have different theories, and each has its own reasoning.
Yes, art comes from life, and it is specified that it can be fired.
The recorder was the most difficult, and he was directly dragged by a few legs and was confused.
I really use this place as my own hot kang head
Chopping dumplings is not so busy
The two eldest brothers are not bad for money, and they want the judge to evaluate the reasoning.
The two of them did not hire a lawyer, and it is estimated that it will cost less than 50 yuan, and in some places it is cheaper to ask for 10 yuan.
It is not easy for farmers to raise a cow, I heard that a cow costs more than 10,000, which was originally very sad, but when I arrived in this place in the Northeast, I had a unique sense of humor. Maybe the locals don't think so, but it's so funny for outsiders to listen to the Northeast accent.
What do you think about this?