Not long ago, the online movie "New Jiupin Sesame Official" was released, which made the audience call it spicy, and the characters and plot are similar to the original.
Old wine in new bottles, full of old bacon!
The old version of "Jiupin Sesame Official" is star-studded, in addition to Stephen Chow and Uncle Da, Zhang Min, Zou Zhaolong, Yuan Qiongdan, Cai Shaofen, Xu Jinjiang and Zhong Liti, etc., all of them are in charge, and each plot is a short video highlight.
In order to hype up feelings, the investor also found several veteran actors with the lowest salaries, such as "Turtle Woman" Yuan Qiongdan and "Turtle Woman" Huang Yishan.
Other people's characters, let's compare, you will know how vulnerable they are.
「包龙星」周星驰VS彭禺厶。 （剧照）
「戚秦氏」张敏VS林妍柔。 （剧照）
"Fang Tang Mirror" Wu Qihua VS Liu Zihao. (Still)
"Chang Wei" Li Zhiyong VS Zou Zhaolong. (Still)
Even Cai Shaofen's small roles in the film are all left with the scum of seconds, and Huang Yishan's old Longzhong has completely lost the joy of his youth.
The new version also has the most outrageous scene, the director sets the master "Lei Leopard" played by Xu Jinjiang to become a sexy beauty "Lei Meow"!
No wonder fans have bad reviews one after another: "It's useless to be able to do this, and it's rare to be in a bad movie on the Internet!", "Ruining the Star Master's Classics", "Is it necessary to remake it? Humiliate yourself", "I can't watch it for an hour at three times speed, it's disgusting".
In internal entertainment, you can do whatever you want if you have copyright, and even the BGM and dubbing grouper are the original, which also saves the producer a lot of production costs.
However, the film still scored 3 points! It can be seen that there are still viewers who pay for the feelings of the star.
In the past, "New Jiupin Sesame Official" was criticized for being incomplete, and recently another remake of "New Dragon Gate Inn" came out, and it also hit the street with a good reputation.
Wu Jing once famously said, "Don't use the expensive ones, only the right ones." ”
And the directors and producers of these leftovers only learned the first half of the sentence "Don't use expensive ones, just waste ones." ”
Compared with "New Dragon Gate Inn" released in 1992, in addition to starring superstars such as Maggie Cheung, Lin Qingxia, Leung Ka-fai and Donnie Yen, there are also Tsui Hark, and there are few directors in domestic entertainment who dare to take on this job.
But online movies are different, you don't need to consider the box office and word of mouth, as long as the funds are in place, the audience is guaranteed to be disgusted.
The online version of "New Dragon Gate Inn" claims to cost as much as 15 million yuan, which is already a super top production in the online industry, and the producer has also invited several old actors, and they are all marginal artists who have changed careers in recent years.
The director of the film is also the "Wolong" in the online film industry, and his movies must have a group of beautiful "phoenix chicks", such as "Giant Snake Breaks into Girls' School 3", "Di Renjie's Headless God General" and so on.
Although more than a dozen online universities have an average score of 3, our director is still happy to dedicate himself to the industry.
Just by looking at the cover of the movie, the audience can guess what the director "is".
The "phoenix chick" invited this time is Lou Yixiao, the queen of goods, and with the leading actors of "Love Apartment Movie", she has completely worn out the patience of the post-80s and 90s audience.
Since then, Lou Yixiao has broadcast live, released records, filmed variety shows, and acted in sketches, and all industries have been in full swing, no matter what role she comes.
In order to attract the perception of fans, Lou Yixiao deliberately lifted her skirt many times in the film, showing the gold and jade side of the proprietress to the fullest.
During the live broadcast and participating in activities, Lou Yixiao was deformed many times, some places collapsed, and some places were overfilled, and Hu Yifei no longer had the feeling of "quiet as a virgin and moving like a crazy rabbit".
Of course, some fans think that Lou Yixiao excessively attracts the audience's attention by exposing her flesh in the play, and she does not have Maggie Cheung's chivalrous demeanor at all. The movie was severely criticized for the classics, and both the script and the special effects were unsightly.
Many inconsequential close-ups of the legs, which have neither the allure nor the aesthetics of the shot, perhaps because the director and Quentin have the same fetish
The puppeteer played by Chen Zhipeng looks full of "Japanese flavor", which is very in line with the style of Dongying villain, but the makeup is a bit cheap, like the practice work of a beginner makeup artist, and Chen Zhipeng's performance is occasionally too strong and occasionally stiff.
The performance of several newcomers in the film is also unsatisfactory.
However, in the context of the economic downturn, these movies have indeed contributed, and the previous classics were to eat, but now they are stomach-throwing, saving popcorn and movie-watching feasts......
This article was originally edited by Crazy Film and Television Circle
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