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The Internet University really never "disappoints", and refreshes the audience's bottom line infinitely again and again.
Do you still remember how many people have broken their filters through the Internet University in the past two years?
How many veteran Hong Kong stars still have to come to "just rotten rice" at a large age, the plot is injected with water, the appearance is crotch-pulling, and the temperament is very greasy.
From Gillian to Chen Haomin, from Ma Jingtao to Lu Liangwei, women have to pretend to be tender and dance bucket waists, while male actors are even more old and bright little flowers who can be granddaughters.
And among the large number of Internet universities, the most part still relies on exposed flesh and large-scale plots to attract audiences.
played a sideline game, and confidently integrated vulgar elements into the movie, as if it didn't cost money, and the audience deserved to be a big wrongdoer.
No, another IP has "suffered".
Young audiences may not know much about how classic "New Dragon Gate Inn" can be on the word-of-mouth list of film history.
It can be described as a Qingxia in three steps, and a manyu in five steps.
With the strong martial arts atmosphere and the professionalism of Lao Hong Kong Xing, the double enjoyment of sight and hearing, just the two names of Lin Qingxia and Maggie Cheung appeared in front of me, I think many people have begun to fall for it.
However, when the classics in the classics collided with the word "Internet University", this forced style suddenly fell to the ground.
"New Dragon Gate Inn" was unfortunately "shot", and after being made up, it landed at Tao's house to meet the audience.
Sure enough, the feedback from the audience was very consistent -
Two words: ugly!
Three words: it's ugly!
In the past, "New Dragon Gate Inn" was a handsome man and a beautiful woman, although Liang Jiahui did not take the route of serious appearance, but he could indeed perform the strong contrast between Zhou Huai'an and the outside, and even his appearance was relatively handsome.
And Maggie Cheung and Lin Qingxia are not to mention, the entire entertainment industry has not been able to find a meal replacement for decades.
However, in the 2024 version of "New Dragon Gate Inn", the male and female protagonists have become like this-
It's really no harm if there is no comparison, and at this level, you dare to act in a classic film, let alone acting, even if it's cosplay, you'll be ridiculed, right?
Lou Yixiao, let's talk about it later, most of the audience should be relatively unfamiliar with this male protagonist.
Liang Sen was out of the circle in a certain online draft, but no matter how well the brothers danced the national standard, they were 108,000 miles behind in acting.
After Zhou Huai'an, who was drained of his spirit, appeared, I thought he was playing "A Chinese Ghost Story".
And Chen Zhipeng's appearance does not have much significance.
Even a star who has been confused through the center of the earth can become a "big coffee" in a cameo, with mediocre acting skills and ghostly makeup, I can't recognize him at first glance.
Of course, you can't just watch the actors, what if the plot works?
It's still the same sentence -
You can always believe that the Internet University (will rot out miracles).
can wipe the edges so that people don't feel at all, and "New Dragon Gate Inn" is also something.
At the beginning, a woman was lying delicately on the ground, and she began to lift her skirt directly.
The naked seduction expression can't be hidden, and the director doesn't care at all that the actor's nose looks like he can poke his chin, anyway, it's a forcible seduction.
A good Longmen Inn, as soon as you enter the door, a few coolly dressed women come up to "stick", and I don't know whether it is an inn or a green building.
Just let the supporting characters be exposed, of course, there is no point to watch.
After all, it is indeed beautiful, and the faces and acting skills of the supporting roles are not highly recognizable, and the audience is not interested in watching it.
However, the heroine is different.
Yes, you heard it right, Lou Yixiao not only came to play the Internet University, but even took on the task of "exposing flesh".
As soon as it came up, the camera shot directly from the leg net.
Even when you sit, you have to show your thighs.
The thick calves make people have no desire, and the red flats look like "my milk sits on the kang".
Lou Yixiao also deliberately pretended to be "the old lady is very beautiful" and "her legs are very long", is this meat gold and jade really good-looking?
If I'm not mistaken, does my sister want to perform such an effect-
Now that Lou Yixiao is mentioned, the audience has more to say.
has no hard body, and at the same time can't let go of the scale, Lou Yixiao's few moments really make me a little difficult to swallow.
Moreover, this sister is fundamentally different from the previous state of "Love Apartment" from the inside out.
The face is like a big steamed bun just out of the pot.
It was swollen and stiff, and his head bulged out directly, and it was already like this, and the facial muscles were still going down, and the whole face couldn't make any expression at all.
Especially when Lou Yixiao smiled, this apple muscle was about to fall to her chin.
The demeanor is a tiger's back.
In fact, it can be seen from the above stills that Lou Yixiao is not fat, she just has a swollen face, but her figure is okay.
And in the past few years, Lou Yixiao has taken a fresh and refined ancient route on various red carpets.
However, it is such a lover of ancient style who promotes Chinese culture everywhere, wearing ancient costumes but hunched over.
To be honest, if the photo studio shoots such an effect, it has to lose customers' money.
The acting skills are also eyebrow-raising.
Maybe it's because this face is so stiff that I can't make an expression, or maybe I haven't filmed seriously for so many years.
Lou Yixiao's acting skills are all traces, and her expression is either widening her eyes or squeezing her eyebrows.
As long as you read the lines, you can't wait to move all the places on your face, and the fake acting skills are matched with a fake face, even if it is an online skit, you can't even watch it.
In addition, Lou Yixiao's action scenes are even funnier.
still remembers that Maggie Cheung's version of "New Dragon Gate Inn" was unforgettable with its high-level martial arts success, and even won the Golden Horse Award directly.
And now that Lou Yixiao is here, it is outrageous that the rival actors don't laugh.
This sister can't stand steadily, anyway, she runs sideways and runs forward, and at the same time she strokes and pulls her hand randomly, and finally stretches out a hand and pretends to release the hidden weapon.
Seriously, I laugh when I watch it.
This kind of bridge can still be placed in the feature film, it can really fool the audience.
epilogue
Whether it is the plot or acting, the new version of "New Dragon Gate Inn" is simply "five 'thunders' to the top".
And Lou Yixiao has fallen to the point that it is quite embarrassing to play such a thunderous Internet University.
After all, the members of the "Love Apartment" team have developed to their own place.
Wang Chuanjun, who plays the magic of Guan Gu, has become a powerful person who carries the acting skills of the whole movie, and the "little aunt" is also out of the circle.
Chen He is so leisurely that he and Deng Chao have a good exposure in two random shots in a variety show.
Sun Yizhou, who played Lu Ziqiao, actually began to cooperate with Zhang Yimou, and Li Jinming brought a lot of sparks.
And Lou Yixiao, starring in "Love Apartment", the actor with the best reputation, 15 years later, he still has to rely on showing his flesh to act on the Internet, it can only be said that there is no harm if there is no comparison.
And the audience can only be slandered by the rotten network again and again. #春日生活打卡季#
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