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Today's tweet: Oh my god!

author:A little fox who travels through time

The pineapple at this time is really sweet, I haven't finished eating yesterday's, and I bought another one, haha!

Bind the personal clan sword cultivator to him as a junior brother, he is really too smart!

"It's all said it's not a cat demon!" Cong Xiaodu

Today's tweet: Oh my god!

Xuanjin, the ancient demon, wakes up from his slumber and finds that the world in front of him is completely different from what he remembers.

Huge square buildings stood silently, iron-clad monsters sped along the road, and the most terrifying thing was that many unclothed Terrans actually occupied his hill.

The golden beast's pupils widened, and Xuanjin shouted silently:

How did his territory become like this!

Xuanjin is ready to set off to "regain lost territory"!

However, before the big demon recovered his business and the middle way collapsed, before he could do anything, he was pinched by the back of his neck.

"Demons, how can there be unregistered demons in Los Angeles?"

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Hearing the Tao one, the Taoist world is a generation of Tianjiao, clear and beautiful, and self-denial.

In order to sharpen the heart of the Dao, he is traveling all over the world.

I met a little demon in Los Angeles who looked like a cat, but not a cat demon.

He pinched the back of the demon's neck and looked at it carefully.

The opponent's limbs danced wildly in the air, and he was extremely angry, trying to slap him with his little paws.

He didn't notice it for a while, and let the little demon break free.

The little demon didn't run, but fell to the ground and confronted him violently.

One person and one demon fought.

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Wentian Master could have gotten rid of the "little demon" casually,

Anyway, the other party's demon power is low, so there is nothing to fear.

But why as long as the little thing shook its fluffy tail, he subconsciously released the water.

Could it be that he fell for some evil spell?

Master Wen stayed awake all night and silently recited the mantra of purifying his heart all night.

Early the next morning, he still bought the cat climbing frame that the little demon was taunting and wanted.

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Mystery Vajra Awakens: Oh my God!

After Xuanjin was fed for a while: binding the personal clan sword cultivation to him as a junior brother, he is really too smart!

"I really didn't plan to bend you" Daishi Arakawa

Today's tweet: Oh my god!

In 1926, Yu Pei, a famous singer in the capital, died tragically.

Woke up again, he became a sophomore majoring in Peking Opera.

Yu Pei spent a long time reluctantly accepting the outrageous setting of the original owner of the new body to wear earrings, wear heavy makeup, and drink and dye his head dark green.

He politely greeted the other two roommates, but the other party looked like a ghost, especially Lu Chao, a classmate of the aerospace department with wide shoulders and long legs, sharp eyebrows and eyes.

Later, Yu Pei learned that Lu Chao was extremely homophobic.

In order to avoid embarrassment, he had to keep his distance from him as much as possible, but the other party seemed to be even more unhappy.

Until one day-

Lu Chao suddenly confessed to him......

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Yu Pei is beautiful, with long black hair reaching to her waist, she speaks softly, her eyes are full of affection, and she looks like she is seducing people in the blink of an eye, Lu Chao always feels that this person's eyes are going to be drawn when he looks at him.

He was homophobic and deliberately stayed away from each other, but suddenly found that when Yu Pei didn't look at people, he had a coldness that didn't fit his age, a coldness of abstinence and alienation.

Lu Chao thought: If you want to get away with it, you have a scheming gay trick.

Later, Lu Chao found that this person refused coffee, did not smoke, did not drink, did not jump, read books and make tea when he had nothing to do, spoke unhurriedly, and lived like an old pedant who could not keep up with the times.

The point is, he really ...... I don't even look at myself???

One day, Lu Chao passed by the Peking Opera Department and saw Yu Pei singing tactfully in a costume, and he was shocked on the spot.

He found that Yu Pei did not have a vain appearance, and he also found that he was actually the well-known big Tsing Yi "Xiao Yu Pei" who never showed his face on the small video platform.  

Lu Chao also found that Yu Pei secretly put chrysanthemums in his tea, and after repeated entanglements, Lu Chao finally decided to accept his liking.

As a result, the other party began to play stupid.

Playing with him, right?

Lu Chao angrily blocked the person on the balcony of the dormitory, grabbed his wrist and said viciously: "Lao Tzu likes you too, don't you hear clearly!

Yu Pei was shocked: "Ah, you like me, but I don't seem to like ......."

“……”

Wait, something seems to have gone wrong.

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About a rebellious little wolf dog a hundred years later, who wants to be my father and my brother, and spreads rumors that I have a crush on him/

"Sensory Disorder" Han Bone

Today's tweet: Oh my god!

He Zhi was born with more glands than others. At the onset of the disease, exohormones linger around the surroundings and provoke the heartstrings.

Exogenous hormones make suitors flock to it, and feelings become the thing He Zhi disdains the most.

However, when the trainee director, who had nothing to do, knelt on one knee and held up the immature script written for him, He Zhi's impetuous and flamboyant heart suddenly fell to the ground.

That night, He Zhi's circle of friends that never updated lit up with a red dot. Under the photo of Zhou Shen's handsome face is Young Master He's proud declaration: Mine.

On the eve of graduation, Zhou Shen gave away the finished piece with love and harvested a pure black box.

He opened it expectantly, only to see all the gifts he had given to He Zhi and a priceless check in the box.

He Zhi said: "We broke up. ”

Later, the company went bankrupt unexpectedly, and Young Master He was reduced to a vase that was selected in the circle.

At the party, the wine bottles were opened one after another, and flattery filled the ears. He Zhi turned his head in disgust and collided with the returning director who pushed the door in.

The words of love that used to come like a tide, and after they dissipated, they became a cold and thin Zhou Shen who he didn't know.

He was pinched by the cheek and his chin raised. A familiar voice whispered in his ear, "Long time no see, He Zhi." ”

The tone was intimate and calm, the whisper of a demon climbing up from the abyss.

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I am in the entertainment industry with extreme pulling, and I start writing from the reunion.

"Director Jiang Wants to Eat Back Grass" is forbidden in the spring day

Today's tweet: Oh my god!

Jiang Yumian wanted what he wanted since he was a child, he didn't know how to cherish things when he was a child, and he didn't know how to cherish people when he grew up.

When I was in high school, I fell in love with Lin He's book, and I was haunted by my dreams, and I went abroad contentedly after sleeping with my relatives.

After returning to China and seeing you again after a few years, Lin Heshu is worthy of Lin Heshu, and it is okay to make him fall in love at first sight back then, Jiang Yumian is moved again.

But the grass is not so delicious, and Lin Heshu is much more difficult to deal with than the cold-faced and hot-hearted teenager back then.

Lang's heart is like iron, his face is cold, and his heart is cold.