People often send me private messages and ask how to do self-media. What is your writing experience writing on headlines? Oh, to be honest, we can't answer the questions. It's not that we don't pass on the scriptures to everyone, it's that our stomachs are empty.
I made the headlines by mistake. At first, it was because I had to go to the hospital every day to take care of my mother-in-law, sitting in the corridor, sitting for an hour or two, waiting for her to be treated, which was really uncomfortable and scratching my heart.
One day my brother and daughter-in-law taught me a good job, she said you write something on the headlines, and I will register you.
To be honest, I was very resistant to the Internet at first, why? It's also simple, I'm a person with bad eyes, and I hide from all the things on the screen, but I can't help but fade out of my mouth at that time, so I probed my brain to the headlines!
I wrote this one for three years, starting with writing with my finger on the screen of my phone, and then I also wrote it on the computer. The two stared at the screen, although they bought the best computer at the time, and installed some blue light eye protection device, but what, alas. It's still a bit of effort.
But then there was a setup that saved me. That's voice switching. Now I can write with my eyes closed. In other words, everything I write is actually what I say, just like nagging, or how bad is it?
However, although the quality is poor, we can not lose the scale in terms of quantity. Not only to ensure that there are enough catties, but also to spare you a handful of coriander in the end, our stall is the main one to give ha!
I'm actually just an aunt, sitting under the wall of my house, looking left and right. Right. Many middle-aged and elderly women in rural areas are like this. Sit under the base of the courtyard wall of your house, stay in the shade of the tree, and talk to the neighbors and the surrounding members.
Ay. This is not only the traditional tongue chewing root, but also the latest information blockchain!
Don't look down on this, whether it's the gossip of the country mother-in-law, or the blockchain with a large amount of information processing, this communication is human instinct. Otherwise, how could we have gone all the way from apes, punching and kicking more than a dozen cousins, including Chadian Shahs, Southern ancients, Neanderthals, etc., and finally only one of us evolved into modern people, why? Because we love gossip!
Gossip creates language. Language brings civilization. You have to explain Aunt Li's family and her daughter-in-law how exactly they fought with their mother-in-law? A vocabulary of ah-ah-oh-oh is not enough, so many years ago, our ancestors were driven by the power of gossip to create very complex languages.
Yes, whether it is the brain, cerebellum and diencephalon, or cerebral gray matter, cerebral white matter, and superficial cortex, all give me the highest configuration. Auntie, I'm going to gossip! So my real purpose in headlines is to push human civilization forward.
Talking about gossip on the headlines, talking about it for a long time, there is also a sense of responsibility for some small losses. For example, after a certain amount of time every day, I have to sit at the base of the wall and open the horn. That's right, our hometown call chatting: Lama knock. People who can chat will speak. Why do I speak every day, because some people listen to it! The Li family's aunt wants to listen to me when she is making shoes, and the Zhang family's sister-in-law also wants to listen to me when she squats in the toilet. So if I don't speak, it will affect Zhang's sister-in-law. There was really a fan who sent me a private message, saying that the headlines and paper I wrote were the two treasures she had to go to the toilet. When I think of this, my labor is not boring, and with it comes some sense of responsibility and defecation.
Let's talk to the point, output regularly! Pay attention to the opening and pulling, and flush after the toilet. is such a self-media person's works are continuously output......
In fact, every day output, especially the output of broken mouths like me, there will indeed be some problems, that is, the material is exhausted. Alas, as soon as I said this, I longed to pierce myself twice in the thigh with an awl.
It's overwhelming!
My body is like the ruined temple and ancient acacia. Yes, both of these things need to be maintained, the temple will collapse in 300 years, and the ancient acacia will degrade in 100 years, and I, Lao Qu, is 850 years old this year!
I've never cared much about age, and I don't care about how old I am. Because since I left the unit in my early 30s due to illness, I have been in the same state as an old man in his 70s.
Illness seals your age. I've never been middle-aged, mid-life crisis, middle-aged struggle, and this has nothing to do with me. I was born from an aspiring young man with a very high spirit, who accidentally fell into the quagmire when he climbed high, and squatted and fell into an ancient age. I'm here for a big leap forward in my life, running for retirement!
I can't say anything, it's all tears, five minutes of talking, charging all day, it's my exclusive stunt. Hey, I don't walk upright for more than eight hours a day.
However, writing on headlines is a good fit for me. And competent. My biggest dream is to write well on headlines, and I want to write a family novel. That's true. Because there are many things I feel that if I don't write about it, it will be a loss to this society.
In this regard, I am a little arrogant, even carried away. Why do you say that? Because many things in the old society, middle-aged people now, let alone young people, don't know anything about it.
For example, they don't know how the big family lived in the past, when I was young, I watched Zhang Yimou's movie "The Red Lantern Hangs High", I first watched Su Tong's original novel "A Group of Wives and Concubines", and then watched this movie, or I met Su Tong first, listened to his class, and then read his novels.
The novel is definitely a good novel, and the art is definitely good art, but there are many things he writes that are wrong, and the life of the big family he writes about in the past is not right.
It's like Cao Xueqin writing Dream of Red Mansions. Thrown out, in addition to his talent and writing, he can write that sentence: "Jia Mu said, Baoyu, come here quickly, don't let the ashes on the lantern tassel blind your eyes." ”
Just by saying this, you can know that he has experienced that kind of life, experienced the hanging of very large lanterns, and because of the long time and wind, the tassels on those lanterns may be contaminated with dust.
And how delicate Jia Baoyu is, his grandmother is actually afraid that those fine dust will fascinate a child's eyes, oops, Jia Baoyu is not an allergy sufferer, but in the past, Zhong Ming Dingshi's family lived like this, and this is the mentality.
Whether it's Su Tong's novel or Zhang Yimou's movie, in the red lantern hanging high, the old man Chen Zuoqian patted the table and said angrily to his little wife: "Women don't want to climb on men's heads." ”
Everyone thought it was very reasonable. That's right, this is the oppression of women in feudal society.
In fact, in the real old big family, such words do not exist. It's like no adult would say to another, "If you don't eat for three days, you're hungry." "Why don't you say it? Isn't this obvious? Common sense, do you still need to emphasize it?
In the big feudal family, everyone has their place. You can see it at a glance from the dinner table. The elder and the young are respectful and humble, and there is a narrative, and every female protagonist should get along with the male host, which is a matter of knowing it. It is impossible that when the male owner was in his 50s, he still reprimanded the little wife who was already an adult, or the eldest wife. There are a lot of opinions that don't need to be said, and a glance can convey them in place.
In the Dream of Red Mansions, did you see Jia pardon Jia Zhen patting the table and training his wife?
So many times I want to write about the feudal family, and I want to tell people how the feudal family functioned during the Republic of China. I particularly admire Mr. Guo Baochang, he spent 30 years to write the "Mansion Gate", a person with half a lifetime of experience, to write a family history, although the goose has left a name, this matter is not very reliable. Those so-called fames will also disappear sooner or later. But now, Mr. Guo has passed away, and we can still see his painstaking work.
Oh, I want to use 30 years of tempering to sort out and write my family history, and I can also leave something for future generations, a little real information about people's lives during the Republic of China.
I have a pension, not much, but enough to spend, so in a sense, I'm a big man.
Ask us about it. Let's eat pancakes with more fruits, how can they be two eggs, and the kind with more green onions. Put less chopped green onions and less noodle sauce, that's impossible. The level of economy does not allow.
Unlike my brother, who is very poor. There is not enough money to spend, and life is tight. Tearing down the east wall and making up the west wall all day long, two days ago he complained to me that he was short of money, alas, no way, a middle-aged man has to support two children, a wife, a junior, a goddaughter, and an indefinite share of female friends...... There were also several nannies, nurse drivers, and of course an old lady. Oh, by the way, he also sent a few boxes of snacks to his sister two days ago, so this middle-aged man, he has too much burden?
In the words of my brother: The baby is bitter in his heart, and the baby can't say it!
If you see this, if you have left tears of sympathy, you can turn your grief into payment, like this 540-month-old boy, send your love and care.
My brother used to write headlines, and he lived with me last summer, and he wanted to help me share the burden, so he waved his paw and came up with a copy. But as soon as his work was published, he immediately enjoyed eye-catching treatment.
How to say it, this uncle showed off his flesh and charm in the article, he swayed left and right, and then unbuttoned his shirt slightly with the accompaniment of prodigal music, he felt that he would definitely fascinate a group of netizens of the opposite sex.
The article was issued, and soon the feedback from netizens came! The angry white feather eagle feather attacked him like raindrops! Its density was so great and its strength was so ruthless. Let me tell you this, Zhuge Liang can't borrow so many arrows while driving a straw boat!
Someone else asked me about my earnings from the headlines, but I don't think it's easy for me to answer. Because I'm an individual, it's not very universal. My earnings on Toutiao are not commensurate with the number of followers, but they are small, and if you have about the same number of followers as me, you must be earning more than me.
Because I am a little inert and a little free-spirited, I rarely participate in the thematic writing activities organized by Toutiao, and Toutiao also organizes authors to create regularly and directionally, and I don't squeak. I've heard that this will have a big impact on earnings.
On the other hand, it is because I write headlines and have to do a good job of confidentiality, after all, many of the things I write come from the lives of the people around me, and everyone is there. Let the private life of the family be exposed, and the boss and the bosses can't spare me. So I don't deserve real pictures in the online article. Later I heard that this also affected income.
Initially, I earned single digits. When I first made headlines, I didn't know for four months that I could make money writing this thing, and then inadvertently, it was my brother and daughter-in-law who poured me three times and two times on my mobile phone, oops, there was 400 yuan.
Later, it went up little by little, I remember that it was very long when it was more than a dozen yuan and 20 yuan, and then it went up again, and now it can go up to three digits, and if you can't get two digits, it's such a level, if you want to go up again, it is estimated that it is also difficult. I don't want to be a big V, let's just slip away, just like my younger brother's youngest son Ermonkey said:
"We don't need to be the captain, it's too cold to be in the heights, if the Young Pioneers in the whole district and the whole city know me, then won't I feel uncomfortable? Let's get a squad leader. Hehe, it's a bit of a level when you go out, and it's not white. Do you say?"
His aunt and I, after hearing this, quickly nodded yes.
My brother was not satisfied with my results on the Internet, saying:
"Sister, with your energy, you can actually run higher and farther on another track. ”
I'm a little cautious about how I hear this, I now have a natural resistance to running farther and climbing higher.
What is the new path that this boss pointed me to?
In his words, the future is the era of short videos, and the output content should be compressed to 5 minutes. No one will look at your writing and writing in the future, and it will take 20 minutes or even half an hour to read your words.
Oh mom, as soon as he said aunt, I've become a financial liar, and I take a lot of money from your pocket every day, good guy, and I'm a belt. This sin is too great, and B eight times is not enough.
Therefore, this boss said to me, he said: "You might as well turn around and do another track, become a fashion blogger, haven't you been a model for others before? Have you ever sold clothes? Hey, this industry is especially suitable for you." ”
And what about modeling? I did do that shameless job a few years ago. Why is it called shameless? It's because I'm a person who looks pretty modern except for my face. So, there was a little mother who sold Hanfu, so she brought those flower clothes with her, dressed them for me, and then used a fan to cover my face......
In front of the mirror, he twisted twice, posing for a sable cicada to worship the moon, and Concubine Yang to be drunk. I used to study drama, and these can also be said to greet. In this way, she was stunned and packaged me as a lady with red makeup. The little Oiran of the green building. But if anyone wants to see my face and talk to her privately? In addition to this, I also wrote copywriting for her:
"Put on my ice silk dress, don't fall, don't fall into hell, all saints come to the court, the seven Buddhas are with you, get rid of the sea of suffering, and climb the peak of the ......"
This is Hangzhou's ice silk long skirt. Oh no. This is Tang Seng's precious robe.
But soon I found out that the chubby mom who sells clothes is too ghostly, she is selling clothes, while opening a live broadcast on the Internet, standing on my body with a free bag, while facing her smiling face in front of the camera, earning countless tips. Oh, I was very angry when I found out later, what do you say is this? Her husband has come to me! I want to pay him for a daughter-in-law......
Alas, a farce, or how to say it, you can't just help people learn from Lei Feng. But my brother saw an opportunity in it. Well, he's a man born with a business mind, and that's what happened when he was small.
To say that dragons give birth to dragons and phoenixes give birth to phoenixes, this thing is really not necessarily. My dad was a little eight roads back then, and he crossed the devil blockade with intelligence, and he was clever and not afraid at all. And my brother, he was born a small trader, hey, during the summer vacation, he rented a boat in the North Sea at half past four in the afternoon, and then slid and slid and slid to the shore......
After half an hour, he beckoned to the young man and woman who were engaged in the work and said, "Do you want a boat?" Five p.m. on summer weekends.
What does this mean for young men and women? It means that you want to be romantic, you want to go boating. Hey. At this time, my younger brother, a natural trader, stood up, and he spread his cruise deposit ticket in front of the young man, and said, "Give me a total of 40 yuan." ”
The young man didn't look right, the cruise deposit was only 20, and the time you rowed together was only 5 yuan, how could you sell me 40 yuan? My brother smiled and said, "If you calculate so clearly, then don't row this boat!"
This guy, the organization gang does this every day, and it took half a month to be rampant before he was caught, and when he was caught, the people in the management office couldn't do anything about him. I don't know where to send economic problems. At this time, the younger brother had already made a profit of several hundred yuan, and later he fried the ticket to 80 a ticket, because he found that there were tourists from other places!
When I caught Zhou, my brother was grasping abacus, and we thought he would become an accountant, but in fact, now that I think about it, he didn't become a bad man. From reselling cruise ships to reselling land, all the way forward, in the same vein!
So this fallen master drew a picture for me. He said:
You start by poking your profile online. Well, don't get married, you're single. Don't retire, you're unemployed. You make yourself a mystery, and then pat around the Internet to show off your wealth. I'll lend you a luxury house and a luxury car, put on beautiful clothes, anyway, you will wear it yourself, and then what, and then it's a moment to promote, and the traffic will be realized!
After talking for a long time, didn't you just ask me to bring the goods? Actually, someone contacted me to bring the goods, but let's think about it.
It's too troublesome, and if there is a quality problem when I turn around, people will look for me again. What we really want to bring is good, sharp goods, and we can't bring them.
For example, our house is opposite, the mackerel stuffed dumplings in that dumpling restaurant, oops, and the puff pastry fire next to the pancake shop on the corner of the street, oops, and the kebabs that we only came out of the stall downstairs on the weekend, oops...... I'm going to pay for the food with the goods......
But these people all said: "There is no need to bring goods, we are queuing up every day." You can't eat for nothing!
And the goods that I am really willing to bring and that people also let me bring are estimated to have limited sales, such as the kind of sour pears produced in the mountains behind our hometown, which can numb half a cheek raiser with a bite. Another example is our neighborhood. Uncle Zhao's research results, a magical dog skin cream. The uncle was stunned and said that burning on the navel can improve children's brain power and concentrate on learning.
Uncle is an amateur inventor and wild Chinese medicine practitioner with remarkable results. He gave a dog skin plaster to his grandson, who was in junior high school. The teacher said that the child's academic performance had improved significantly. Because the girl who used to like to chat with his grandson ignored him, saying that he didn't take a bath, and there was always a smell of dead rats on his body.
However, this road to fortune, I don't take it, someone takes it. The course my brother is talking about is nothing new. His little girlfriend broke out along this path, and she really broke out.
I remember three years ago, my younger brother and his little wife who received a marriage certificate lived together, and the days after marriage were bumpy and dirty, and the little fox in her early 20s rolled her eyes, and she wondered if this 40 uncle was reliable or unreliable, if I couldn't support me for a lifetime, then what would I do in the second half of my life?
Ouch. I have to say that no matter what the three views of the little fox are, this child has advantages, that is, being prepared for danger in times of peace, planning life, and being proactive. Dry it right away. So, the little fox started a quiet business in anxiety.
The first is to show her life on the little red book, and she is also beautiful with her. Dancers. The figure is curvy, and the two circles are different from ordinary people, and then they are set up, older leftover women, and high-quality life. This character is now very smart!
What we can often see online:
"I'm forty single, living like this. "Well, look. Palatial and magnificent, three-story house, full of famous cars, and nannies. Oh, now that I think about it, Auntie, all the fortune in my life has been sucked away by my wife's pig's head, if I don't marry him and remain single, I will definitely be able to live that luxurious life!
What kind of sports car villa, that's all the bottom, I heard that Li Lianying, their house has seven entrances before and after, that's called an authentic. Xiao Dezhang's house is a big western-style building. It's not far from my house in Tianjin, and I can see it really. That's called a grandeur!
Isn't this the good luck that being single brings them?
Being single is not only rich, but also beautiful.
I'm looking at this aunt. Oh, that's an aunt. I saw a wonderful person like a fair lady Sai Tianxian saying in front of the camera: I am fifty years old and single. I have a face like this, okay, I'll ask everyone, is it like fifty?
Look at it again, the face is white and tender, and the water is shiny. Ah, a group of netizens exclaimed, this is 50, this is a 15. Oh, this thing that dares to love a man consumes vitality, absorbs the essence of the sun and the moon, and steals the spiritual path of Kunmen.
As soon as I saw such a video, I was very angry, threw away my mobile phone, and then viciously pounced on my wife, Pig Head......
People in the door will tell you that this kind of persona is very fast to attract money. You are the wife of the whole boss, the daughter of a rich family, seemingly glamorous but not necessarily able to make money, and now this kind of older single woman with a little money is the king of goods. So this little fox galloped in this rich forest!
After posting, a series of videos showing off your wealth and beauty, you can save a certain amount of powder, and start harvesting, first throw the link, pay attention to the goods brought at this time, not too fast and too miscellaneous. Straddle. Straddle. It's not good to cross the blindness, sell rolling pins for a while, sell poisonous rats for a while, sell washbasins for a while, sell Biluochun for a while, this is not good.
The single products sold must be strictly controlled by the series, pay attention to everyone who wants to start a business for a long time on the e-commerce track, and they are all adhering to this principle, in the words of the little fox, in the words of the little fox, we must be on par with Dong Yuhui in marketing, and we must be in line with Zhang Xiaohui in product selection!
The former learned the phoenix man, and the later learned the loser girl. Integrate these two, hehe, this is the positioning of the little fox.
Of course, it wasn't that easy to get to the end of the track. Nowadays, there are many e-commerce companies in Hangzhou, and each has its own high tricks whether it is quality control or delivery, so that in the end it is far from an ordinary self-media person, who can greet him. However, the benefits are also very impressive!
To put it bluntly, writing articles on the headlines is good to earn three figures a day, but when it comes to the e-commerce track, tens of millions of profits a year abound. As for the head anchors, after one game, the sales of hundreds of millions are not new!
But for ordinary people, wanting to make a living on the internet. Note that as long as it involves making a living, this is not a good thing to do.
I accidentally turned to an Internet celebrity that day, called the gardener in the county, and I used to listen to two articles written by her occasionally, and I had no impression. seems to be a middle school teacher, and she probably has 100,000 fans, but she is a scolding physique, and many people criticize her and criticize her for not doing her job all day long to make money. I heard that it attracted a lot of scolding!
A child I know made a graduation thesis on this topic, because she studied media, anyway, according to her, the third pixel child, Aunt Wang, a teacher like Auntie Wang, will definitely not have an annual salary of one million. Small hundreds of thousands, it is estimated that there may be, and this also includes bringing goods. This is basically a rarity in the headlines. And this is just starting out with the anchor with goods.
However, for ordinary mothers who want to be here and earn some money to buy groceries, and young people at home, online entrepreneurship is still feasible.
For example, another little boy I know, he does games on the Internet, he can accompany you to play games, he can also be your military advisor when you play games, and tell you how to quickly clear these games. Hey, anyway, it's just to play, working three or four hours a day, and the monthly income is about 3 to 5000.
But I have to say that this little boy is a veteran player of the game, and there is also some talent in this area. Note that there is also a talent for playing games, such as quick response, smart brain, and strong communication skills with others, children do not pay attention to any polite gossip, they have to export dry goods to others, and it is said that he has to do a lot of infrastructure work for these hours.
Oops, anyway, the child was so tired that he couldn't breathe, and he was lying in bed all day in pain. However, given that this baby is nicknamed Lazy Meat!, I assume that her workload is limited.
People are lazy and lazy. Not willing to put too much pressure on yourself. You can't be injured at work. Listening to lazy meat, there are also head game anchors with an annual salary of one million in their industry, but they are very few, and under normal circumstances, people like him get three or four thousand pocket money a month. It's not easy.
"It's very exhausting to do this. Lazy Meat grumbled to me.
But I did hear about it. After a lot of painstaking output, many headline big Vs will be depressed after being under a lot of KPI pressure. There are several big Vs I know who have similar tracks to me, and they have all had depressive symptoms. For example, Su Laosan, for example, Zhao Wan, is the lady who writes about elderly love, including the gardener in the county seat, when I heard about her, she temporarily withdrew from the Internet...... I said I was depressed.
I don't know. Is it the sensitivity of thinking caused by depression, and the achievement of their online articles, or is it because of a lot of desk work, which causes their depression, anyway, if you put a certain amount of pressure on yourself, then this line is still quite exhausting!
Except for such people. It is a freelancer who uses the Internet as a platform to take jobs here.
It's like two days ago, a little girl in our hospital, Fat Lingzi, went to take pictures of other people's scenery, oops, this job is not easy to do.
First of all, you have to have a certain popularity, there are works there, good photos, people are willing to look for you, the same scenery to follow, some people 1000 a day, some people 200 a day, the gap is big. Besides, there are all kinds of customers in this industry, and everyone has them. For example, the two of us are more unlucky, and the day before yesterday we picked up a customer, an aunt. As soon as I met, my aunt said that her bracelet was worth 500,000, her necklace was worth 500,000, and her watch was worth 500,000...
But such a bold aunt, in fact, is quite picky, she thinks our photos are not good, and refuses to pay, we cushioned her for the 100 yuan clothing fee. The key is that Fat Ling's child did not prepare enough in advance, you first ask the aunt to take out the clothing fee, and only then remember to ask her for the photo after giving it to others, but the aunt will slip away without picking the door......
The angry big fat Reiko has no sleep all night. When she met me this morning, she hummed and said, "Humph." It's all fake big money, so rich, and you still owe me the 100 yuan, hey, I don't dare to care if she asks for it, I'm afraid that my aunt will give me a bad review.
This is a fat girl who can't bear the pressure of work in the system, and this is a squeamish baby who can't be employed in the university library. In the face of the bloody rain and bloody wind in society, the throwing knives shrapnel uttered a heartfelt remark: Alas! Regret the beginning......
This incident made the female soccer soccer cry for two days and lost three pounds. His eyes were red, and his waist was thin. I had to comfort her: "Bao'er, let's eat some." I can't delay eating. This is the red dust, this is the quagmire. No way. Let's just make do with this, don't always think about what sludge is not stained, I am alone in the world!
We want to be slim and sunny, but we can't stand the big hands of fate and press us into the mud to rub it.
If you want to put my aunt aside, I said, you just want to open it, and throw that face, Qinggao, aside. Eat that and earn money. All in the middle.
Oh, hey! My golden literary girl! In the face of fate, this big rascal, you should obey as soon as possible!
To sum up, you listen to me. In this day and age, it's really hard to get a good meal on the Internet!
