I've seen curtains, door curtains, and eye curtains, but I haven't calculated that there is such a thing as a "fart curtain" in this world.
Recently, following the pure desire wind and MiuMiu style, the fashion circle is blowing again, and I can see that I can say: the fashion industry is really crazy.
Wrap another layer of tulle around the outside of the pants, which can not only cover the embarrassing area, but also play a role in visual slimming.
Just when you're wondering who's wearing it, the merchant selling the fart curtain is already out of stock.
After all, the world has become what I couldn't have imagined......
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"Fart curtain" was first popular, it was used to put on a sweatshirt, and it was hooped in the sweatshirt, revealing a section, and it became a hipster in seconds.
At that time, it was a pair of shorts, but now the style of painting has become more and more deviated, and it has evolved into a circle of tulle around the outside of the pants.
Such a fascinated outfit, many people flock to it, a street is full of fart curtains, if you are highly myopic, from a distance, you think that everyone will go out on the street to dance Latin.
Some people will give it as soon as they buy it, and they will fart when they are undecided.
Before going out, I looked at my ass and felt a little lonely, so I turned around and went back to the room to wrap a fart curtain.
I am tired of wearing a cabinet of clothes, and I want to buy new clothes, but my wallet is too high, and there is no trace of worldly copper smell, so I can only wear a fart curtain, and the rounding of new clothes is equal to new clothes.
But in my opinion, the risk factor of wearing a fart curtain is quite high, and those who are timid should be cautious, and those with thin skin should not enter!
Wearing it in front of your parents, it is easy for beginner parents to look away and mistakenly think that you have cut the tablecloth and mosquito net at home.
You explain a little slowly, your parents can turn on the mixed doubles mode at any time, this heavy parental love, I'm afraid that your body can't bear it.
But don't blame the parents for misunderstanding, after all, in their eyes, children have a criminal record, and they used to cut a few holes in good jeans, and now it's not impossible to cut mosquito nets.
When high-level parents see you wearing an apron, they will inevitably be overexcited, thinking that children who have been lazy for hundreds of years finally know how to be considerate of their parents' hard work and are willing to take the initiative to share the housework.
You hurriedly popularized science with them, this is the current fashion trend "fart curtain".
Knowing that you don't want to do housework, and wearing an apron to stimulate them, your parents are even more angry, and they know all day long that they don't do housework at all.
So, not surprisingly, my parents opened the meat again this day: Fart curtain?
You can't wear it at home, so it's okay to wear it out, right?
Of course, you can, but here's a warm reminder, go out in a fart curtain, don't stand at the baked cake stall, others will mistakenly think that you are selling baked cakes.
Because of the fart curtain and selling baked cakes, our brother Wu Dalang is already at the forefront of fashion.
Wearing a fart curtain is mistaken for a seller of baked cakes, which is not alarmist, it is a lesson from the past.
Last time, when the bowl chicken ruled the Chinese music circle, some netizens went to the scenic spot to play, and their idle mouths were a little dry, so they hummed two sentences of bowl chicken, a string of bowl chickens, and suddenly saw tourists dragging their families and running towards her.
Pushing further, the theater industry already has its own fart curtains, and it is even more bold to speculate that perhaps it is possible to lead the fashion trend of fart curtains, and the madmen at the entrance of the village also contributed twenty years ago.
In all fairness, not all people who buy fart curtains do it for the sake of looking good, some people just buy it purely to cover their flesh and look thin and pull their legs to look taller.
Judging from everyone's feedback so far, tall and thin people wear fart curtains, thin and tall, and people who do not have an advantage in body size and height wear fart curtains, and their body size and height have shrunk.
Sure enough, there is a change, it is worthy of a fart curtain!
Some people buy fart curtains, but they feel that they are wearing clothes and pants, and their buttocks are empty, and they are afraid that others will see them, so they hang curtains on their buttocks.
I know, I ass is the first time I've seen you.
In the past, it was the singer in Bai Juyi's poems who still held the pipa and half-covered her face, and now she is the one who wears the fart curtain.
It's really hard to understand in the fashion circle, before the fart curtain became popular, it was 40,000 pairs of MiuMiu diamond underwear, which was worn with rheumatism for a while, and suddenly covered with prickly heat for a while.
The fashion circle is the second Guangdong bar, and every time the wind blows, it is so cloudy and sunny.
However, when I saw someone wearing a fart curtain, I scoffed, and when I saw someone who made money selling fart curtains, I just wanted to shout a north nose belt to take me.
The flow pool has passed, and the leaves do not stick to the body.
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As soon as spring begins, the fart curtain will be sold out, which can be called the hottest item this spring, and the boss counts the money until it is hot.
Hangzhou Sijiqing clothing market is the first to grasp the wealth code, and almost every store has a fart curtain at the door.
In addition to the best-selling lace models, there are also more than a dozen new fart curtains such as organza, mesh pattern cotton thread, polka dot polyester fiber, etc., and there is always a fart curtain in your eyes.
Worn on a model with bumps and bumps, and then carefully set up by the clothing store, the lights are sparkling, as if you are wearing it on yourself.
So, regardless of the obstruction of the wallet, every young man who passed by the door of the store said that he had to go in and buy one.
When it wasn't so popular at the beginning, it was only about 10 yuan, bought it home, and left the clothing store to "hide from the sky" and found that it was not good-looking and inappropriate, and 10 yuan should support the performance of the workers.
Now after the hype, 10 yuan is not enough to get the price, and it will cost thirty or forty yuan at every turn, like Hangzhou Sijichun, seventy or eighty yuan for the short one, and at least 170 yuan for the long one.
A certain treasure and a certain shop even fried a fart curtain out of the level of the Jade Emperor's head curtain, more than 300 each.
In this way, it has reached the point where I can't comfort myself with "just a cup of milk tea money", and the fart curtain is still out of stock.
From the opening of the market in February to the present, a stall has sold tens of thousands of pieces, and selling five or six thousand pieces a month is the basic operation.
The most common lace models, some stores sell 500 pieces just one day after they are on the shelves, and stores that sell three or four thousand pieces a day abound.
If you want to buy it now, you have to queue up to make a reservation and wait for half a month to get the goods. It can be regarded as clear, the end of buying clothes is pre-sale.
Merchants estimate that the vitality of the fart curtain can last until the May Day holiday, and I think it is also the case that on May Day, wearing an "apron" to travel is just the right topic.
Sometimes, it seems that you are buying a fart curtain, but in fact you are buying an outfit.
Some people are blown dizzy by this fart curtain wind, and go to the platform to browse the experience post, and many bloggers say that there is only a lace fart curtain between you and the fashionable blogger.
● Image source: South Korean ins blogger @jye._.e
Needless to say, I immediately placed an order to buy it, and when I received the goods, I felt that there were no suitable clothes to match, so I bought jeans and crop tops.
Standing in front of the mirror, looking left and right, I feel that something is still missing, and then buy a belt to embellish it to bring out the beauty of the fart curtain.
Finally, when I turned my head, I bought a new top, a new pants, a crossbody bag, and a small leather shoe, and I was finally satisfied.
But with such a beautiful self, how can he nest in the Quartet world at home for himself to enjoy, of course, he has to go out and embrace nature.
So, I stepped out, checked in the Internet celebrity store, ordered milk tea and snacks as a background board, and took a hard shot with my mobile phone.
As soon as I entered the fart curtain, some people followed the blogger to learn how to dress for two months and spent 5,000 yuan, because they bought a 10 yuan fart curtain.
● Image source: Xiaohongshu @ Doudou's daily wear
See?
A fart curtain can pry so much associated consumption, this is not an ordinary fart curtain, this is the kiss that wakes up the sleeping beauty, the arrow shot by Hou Yi, and the scraper that scratches the tens of millions of lottery tickets.
Some businesses know that the beauty of the fart curtain is not too prominent and not enough to attract large groups, so they directly match a complete set for customers.
You think the merchant is trying to fool you into buying a fart curtain, but in fact they want you to buy the whole set, the more the merrier.
In the process of gambling with the merchant, you think you are in the atmosphere, but in fact, the merchant wants you to use practical actions to fund him to buy a large flat.
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The wind blowing in the fashion circle every season is incomprehensible, but there are always people who are slandered by this wind.
Every time there is a wind, a large group of people flock to wear the same style, as if they don't keep up with the wind, and they are kicked out of the group chat by the trend.
People only focus on following the trend, but forget that not everyone is suitable for the same style.
Every time, I can see someone complaining: others wear pure lust style, I wear pure prison style, others wear fart curtains are Yelia girls, and I wear Wu Dalang.
● Image source: South Korean ins blogger @jye._.e
In the end, the money was spent, and instead of buying clothes that suited me, I bought back an inferiority complex.
I never felt that the clothes were not good, I only felt that I was not good enough, not tall enough, not thin enough and not good-looking, so I couldn't wear the three-point posture of the seller's show.
Probably many people have a skirt and pants hanging in the cabinet that they can't wear, and some people regard it as a motivation to lose weight, encouraging themselves to wear it as long as they lose as many pounds as possible.
So, the skirt is bought, the clothing store has earned your money, and now you have to lose weight, and the gym, fat loss package, and fasting are also ready, open the money bag, and get ready to meet your money.
Last year, a 15-year-old girl lost weight and went into the iCU and died weighing less than 50 pounds, as light as a bed quilt.
Originally, clothes were meant to serve human beings, but now they have evolved into human beings chasing clothes, currying favor with clothes, and willing to become puppets of clothes.
Guanyin Bodhisattva put on the Monkey King the tight mantra, not willing to be too tight, only when the mantra is recited will be very tight, the manufacturers who sell clothes dare to make the clothes tighter and tighter.
The previous popular "baby clothes", the size is getting smaller and smaller, 80 pounds are only worthy of wearing L size, if it is not for the manufacturer's brain is novel enough, adults weighing less than 20 pounds, I have only seen it in the urn.
The clothes can't be worn, it's not that we're too fat, it's that the size is getting smaller and smaller, and the manufacturer's ambitions are getting bigger and bigger.
Make the clothes small, you can save the fabric, save a little for each piece of clothing, and make together to make one more piece and increase profits.
Inventory is a dead hole in the clothing industry, some manufacturers in order to reduce inventory, first will mass produce S size, the rest can not be sold, so change to M size, L size continue to sell, successfully clear the inventory.
Some are even too lazy to play these tricks, and directly play dumb riddles with consumers to make a one-size-fits-all.
They only need to do tricks and sell clothes, and ignore the body anxiety caused by clothes and clothes.
They only care about making money, and money is a double-edged sword, and the knife is always aimed at consumers.
Consumers advocate anxiety to each other, blowing the wind and coming, the fashion circle is blowing together, consumers immediately go crazy, eager to flatten themselves, round and flatten, and embed themselves into the model created by capital.
As long as it's a healthy body and can't wear clothes, throw it away, don't throw yourself away.
If the current trend doesn't look good, then don't catch the trend and only buy clothes that suit you.
From beginning to end, clothes have only two attributes, one is to cover the body, and the other is to show confidence.
Don't chase the wind, let it flow smoothly through you, but it can't change you. Text/Xi 4