1. There is always one that suits you: ugly but face control, poor family and chasing stars. Friends and young people prefer to be home, and women are nervous. Fools don't work hard, lazy people look forward to the peak. Fat women are more foodies, and being single is always hypocritical.
2. Everyone is: I don't know what to do, I go deep, but I am different, I am: I don't know where the money goes, and I am poor.
3. My father asked me what I was pursuing in life. I replied about money and beauty, and my father slapped me in the face fiercely. I replied about career and love, and my father touched my head appreciatively. Chinese characters are broad and profound.
4. It is recommended that you try to go to bed early and get up early, do not play online games, do not eat supper, develop good habits, and over time you will find that you have no friends.
5. Today's girls are really interesting to watch a movie with a boy and send it to Moments to show off, I took classes with more than 20 men at the same time, did I say anything?
6. Asking someone to pay back the money is like a crush, and you will always feel embarrassed to say it. When you pluck up the courage to say it, it becomes like a confession, and you don't even have to be a friend.
7. The crowd is looking for her thousands of times, and the road is flattened. Suddenly looking back, there are countless aunts and aunts. There are occasional beautiful women, or married women, and most of the rest are basically unsightly.
8. I can't stretch the length of my life, but I can expand the width of my life. When I am fat, you will appear thin, so that you will not be ugly when I am thin.
9. What should I do if I don't want to do laundry, just marry a daughter-in-law. If your daughter-in-law is virtuous, she will wash your clothes, and if she is strong, you will learn to do your laundry.
10. The Internet is a very practical invention: in the past, it was necessary to turn through a lot of books to find sufficient information to write homework; now you only need to simply go to the Internet and forget all about writing homework.
11. Now we can't go up is the grades, what can't go down is the weight, what we can't afford to put down is the chopsticks, and what we can't get in and out of the quilt!
12. Seeing a couple of middle school students holding hands on the street, I couldn't help but recall myself in middle school. Back then, I was also on the street watching a couple of middle school students holding hands on the street.