At home during the holidays, I brush my eyes open, play with my mobile phone every day and stay at home, and I don't have the yin and yang weirdness of my parents, and I talk a set.
I had a toothache and a very painful expression when I drank water, and my mother said, "Yo Song Yan imitation show?"
Serving food to my dad, it was very tight, and my dad couldn't finish eating it for a long time, so he asked me angrily: Why don't you stretch out your feet and step on it
Pay one-to-one tuition, as long as you pay 2,000, I asked my mother for 30,000, and my mother asked me if I was a breader.
I stayed up late to watch TV series, and my dad got up to go to the toilet and saw it and said, "Yo, it's a night shift, it's hard work."
I posted a photo with the subject's dynamics, and I forgot to block my mother, and my mother gave me a comment on the early birth of a precious son.
I love to sing when I'm in the shower, and every time my mom sees me going to the shower, she says, "The big star is going to sing."
I've been squatting in the toilet for a long time, and my dad will ask me if I eat Western food inside?
I like to stay in my room because the brides don't go out for the first two days of their wedding, and then they call me bride every day.
I cook porridge and rice too little, my parents: you have to be beheaded in ancient times.
The subject was hung up twice, and my dad said that I had my own set of traffic rules.
My dad thinks I'm wearing a lot of makeup and says, "The fall on your face can smash the instep of the swell."
I play with my phone at night, and my mother asks me: Your phone is Cinderella, it will disappear at dawn.
I and my mom says: Are you going to fill the whole toilet?
My mother's stewed chicken soup, the pot is too deep, I took chopsticks to fish, and my dad said you just take off your shoes and go in to fish.
Stew a chicken soup for you to make up for it, you are tired and thin every day lying at home and playing with your mobile phone.
When I didn't get up late in the morning to help look after the store, my dad would shout downstairs, "Does the eldest lady need me to ask a sedan chair to carry you?"
I don't like to drink water, my dad said I was a camel, and one day I came back from outside and was so thirsty that I drank a lot of water, and my dad said what about you drinking cows here?
I was lying in the bedroom, and my dad called me in the living room, but my dog rushed over first, and my dad put his arm around the dog and said, your name is xxx, call her and you will run over, you are much more active than her.
I was lying in bed and brushing Tik Tok, and my dad came in and said, "Studying, it's weird and tired."
I told my mom that I wanted to cut my hair, and my mom said, "Isn't a dog beautiful without a tail?"
I told my mom that I had a headache, and my mom replied that if you play less on your phone, it won't hurt if you play more.
When I was a kid, I thought black was cool and put on black nail polish, and my dad said I was too poisoned to be saved.
Before I got married, I was very lazy at home, and my dad said that he would often come home when he got married, and he would make me a cake a day and hang it around my neck.
I bought a camera and lenses with my salary, and it was cold, and my dad asked me if it was cold, and I said it was a little cold, and my dad said that if you put your Canon camera and lens on, it won't be cold.
Once I used my mobile phone to play a video with my dad, my dad asked me to wait a while, and said to change the computer to play, I asked why, my dad said that the phone was too small to fit my face.
Is it the unified word of the mother.
There are still two miles away from the stuffing.
When my brother was a child, no matter what hairstyle he cut, my mother had to hurt him again, saying that he was under the roof, saying that he was a traitor, and saying that he was a prisoner in labor camp.
My mom asked me what I was doing with the load-bearing beams.
Because he was too lazy, my dad made a piece of red paper and wrote it on the Yunzhan Cave, and it turned out to be Zhu Bajie's Cave House.
I don't like to wash the dishes, my dad said that I got married and married two big wolf dogs, and I just licked the dog after eating, and I didn't need to wash the dishes.