1. Do you choose between relaxation and surfing the Internet?
2. Everyone wants to lose weight, but they eat more than they lose, which is called making ends meet, and there is more fat.
3. When you are unhappy, you use food to work hard, but people are strong, extraordinarily strong, really forget your sorrows, look back and don't get fat!
4. I like winter not because of the cold, but often fight the cold war, I am single, completely trapped in the cold and violent atmosphere, every day is in a state of combat readiness, full of equipment, always ready, to welcome the arrival of spring victory.
5. I'm never afraid that my girlfriend will be angry with me, I'm even cold in winter, am I still afraid that I can't stand your stinky temper?
6. After struggling for half a life, I finally squandered it, and I didn't have to buy a bottle of milk in installments.
7. As long as the sun is standing guard in broad daylight, justice will never be absent, which is called justice in the hearts of the people.
8. Friend, please stand aside a little, this Chinese New Year, you are blocking my signal more than usual.
9. You take the heart of not hitting the south wall and not looking back, and the head that goes to hit the blood flow is really a waste of medical expenses.
10. When I was a child, I had no concept of money, and I always used money as a banknote to buy only a few things, and when I grew up, I had too many concepts about money, and I really regarded money as a cure, but I always felt that I couldn't buy a few things.
11. Getting up is like exploring the truth, lying in bed is like crawling on the road of truth, and the two-meter-long distance is like walking out of the feeling of the Long March.
12, Jia Ling can spend a year in order to lose weight, and I can spend a lifetime maintaining it for the reputation of a foodie, which is more important, you can decide for yourself.
13. People who are not used to being a teenager don't know where to go now, so there is no need to care about people and things you are not used to, time will let it go out of your time circle until you are out of sight and out of mind.
14. I used to think that there was nothing wrong with being single, but now I still think it's good to be single, but it looks a little bad in the eyes of others, referred to as a single dog.
15. Go home for the New Year, you don't need to show off your wealth with me, people who don't know still think that you just made a few dollars, so you really don't have any other skills.
16, I feel that the New Year is no different from before, everyone has been like this for more than ten or twenty years, usually living like the year is really 365 days to work to make money, the day of the New Year is just to increase the year, not on the way to collect the New Year's money, on the way to send the New Year's money, and then the New Year's money is still on the way to grow up, the one who should grow up, there is no pressure at all, and the one who has made the New Year's money will continue to work hard to achieve a fortune on the road in the new year, and the money that should make money is simply a lot of pressure.