1.
After the Chinese New Year, my parents asked me to return to the family and be a full-time daughter at home.
2.
Matchmaker: People are honest and don't talk much.
Practical: People are old, and there are not many truths.
3.
"What do you think of sloppy boys?"
"Don't even look at it!"
4.
"What's the most effective way to get rid of drowsiness?"
"Sleep. ”
5.
"It's the New Year, how to make the blind date object disgusted with himself?"
"You're fine. ”
6.
On the way to shopping, even the wind is sweet, and on the way back from shopping, the tears are salty.
7.
Attention gentlemen: a woman saying "I'm not mad at you" is like a doctor who gives you an injection saying "Don't worry, it won't hurt at all!"
8.
Mother: "Son, do you know what comes out of your face when you eat too much junk food?"
Son: "A smile." ”
Mom:......
9.
"What is optimism?"
"When I opened my wallet, I found that there was no money, but I was still happy because I had at least one wallet and it didn't have anything. ”
10.
A: "I'll tell you that 'Zi' was an honorific title for people in the past, such as Confucius, Mencius, Lao Tzu, ......"
B: "Then I don't want you to call me fat all the time on this ground." ”