Dear Students and Parents,
The study of the last semester has come to a perfect end, and the results of each subject have also been issued.
The winter vacation limited "men's and women's doubles" has been launched, and the grandparents' "persuasion" business is busy, in order to cooperate with the next semester of study, it will be transformed and upgraded, and we look forward to your satisfaction.
▶ The teacher called and said that the final exam results were out, the Chinese test scored 8 points, and the father was educating the child in the living room, and the child was crying breathlessly.
A large number of "good things" netizens have persuaded each other, focusing on a "real".
A kind aunt comforted and said: Why are you murdering him, even if he scores 8 points, won't he give you an auspicious number.
Many netizens echoed, "That's it, my neighbor's child came home a week ago, and he didn't even take the exam, she said that her son probably knew how many points he could take [crying]."
A netizen who was rebellious asked and directly silenced the father: "Life is not easy, why care, after all... The child didn't ask you how much money you made this year. [Melon-eating masses]"
"You're still weird" netizens said: It's not me who provokes trouble, you discipline him, he still puts his hands in his pockets, obviously unconvinced.
Child: I had my hands in my pockets and I didn't know what an opponent was.
▶ You have to be beaten as soon as possible, otherwise it will affect the red envelopes received during the New Year.
Teacher Pan, my mother asked me to ask, is my score out?
This is the correct format to open your phone number: 187 3126 5947.
Netizen: I thought it was a Persian cipher, but I think his father can get through the ----- night [crying silently].
▶ Whose child is named Guan Yinpo? or Zheng Belly?
Netizen: Is it possible, it is called Zheng Yuepo. [Flash of inspiration]
After the exam, he found which question was wrong, and after the exam, he found the right question [what].
▶ The child's grades are out, and the drama spirit is also up, please start your performance:
Crying→ coughing→ out of breath→ trembling→ fear... Ignore him for three minutes, and he'll be happy again.
Netizen: Dear~ You forgot to say "retching", woo woo woe!
▶ My eldest child is in the 6th grade, 60 in Chinese, 47 in English, and 27 in math [crying silently], and I was sad for a few minutes.
He comforted me and said, "Isn't there another one that I have passed?
▶ The traditional thinking is that you can't pick flowers, and now dolls have their own ideas. [Think]
▶ During the summer vacation, I put my son's mobile phone in his school bag, and he didn't find the phone for the whole summer vacation, I don't know how this year's winter vacation will be?
After all, my son's single subject score does not exceed "body temperature", and the total score does not exceed "blood pressure", and his body is the best of all organs.
▶ In the future, I will never take the initiative to hold a parent-teacher conference for my sister again, it is too chilling, and I scored 66 points in 8 subjects.
Netizen: Make up the language first, she may not know the words on the test paper at all. [Unable to sob]
Dad who was at Fucai Station took a look and said, "Calm down, today's two-color ball has fallen." ”
▶ I'm ready to go on oxygen, my son's test papers......
Netizen: This... No problem!
▶ My son's final exam results are out, and it's still hot, eh, why is it wrong the more I look at it?
Netizen: I finally know why I took the single-digit test, and I can fill in the ten-digit number casually [covering my face]!
So the question is, how much does the child score in the test? especially in this language?