"Mr. Andy Lau should be coming on the 31st", when Dong Yuhui broadcast live last night, he announced this explosive news in a calm tone.
Andy Lau, when you mention this name, I'm afraid no one doesn't know it, right?
Dong Yuhui, I'm sorry, I don't have enough words, I can only use "you are too good" to describe my admiration for you.
Last night, as soon as he was on the air, he received cordial care from his friends: "Was the blind date successful?"
Yuhui was happy when he saw it, he looked at his colleagues and asked, "Who said I went on a blind date?"
A colleague: "It's not me anyway. ”
Yuhui: "It's not you, why are you smiling so happily?"
Colleague: "I'm mostly happy, and going to work makes me happy." ”
At this time, Yuhui smiled a little helplessly and said: "Don't you talk nonsense, okay? Spread rumors, refute rumors and break my legs, and the New Year is coming soon, how can you explain to my mother if you let me go back?"
Then, he told us: "Yesterday afternoon, I went to see two movies. ”
His colleagues were clearly more informed than we knew, excited but whispering in suppressed voices.
Yuhui looked at them gently: "Who do you want to come?"
Then he looked at them and said, "Andy Lau (Cantonese tone)?
Because when he said his name, I didn't even hear it in Cantonese.
Then, he just started to talk about the product.
At this time, the voice of the director Ma Qian came: "Brother, you have to talk well about watching movies, they said that you went on a date to watch a movie." ”
Unexpectedly, he actually began to give feedback to everyone about some questions about the "People's Literature" magazine.
(1) They will have a packaging upgrade. Some friends said that the cover of the goods was damaged, or there was a watermark. Friends who encounter this situation can contact customer service to solve it.
(2) About shipping fees. After Yuhui communicated with the editor-in-chief, the whole country was free shipping, and the friend who paid the freight that day contacted customer service and returned the freight.
(3) About the price. The price of their authorized store is the same, and they even give the privilege of traveling with Hui with a few discounts.
As for the other cheap ones, they may involve piracy, and the magazine is investigating and solving them.
(4) Give back to readers. At Yuhui's suggestion, he will give everyone a bookmark with a quote from a writer in the book.
We only started designing bookmarks yesterday, so let's look forward to it for a while and be patient.
While waiting to sell beef, he finally said slowly but very rigorously: "Mr. Andy Lau should come on the 31st." ”
When he said the words "Andy Lau", he still used a Cantonese tone.
I'm excited and anxious, am I thinking of the king? Didn't I hear me wrong?
Then, I hurriedly ran to the comment area to see, and my friends were expressing their excitement:
"Andy Lau?
"Ahh......h
"Oh my God, two of my favorite people are going to be together and I want to cry. ”
"Andy Lau can be invited, Dong Yuhui is too good!"
"Oh my God! Douyin staff are going to be nervous again, I just hope that I don't get stuck that day. ”
Looking at these words, I am sure that I heard it correctly, Dong Yuhui, do you know how explosive this news you announced?
Unexpectedly, he can do it in a stable tone, as if he is pulling a homely routine, Mr. is really talented!
Don't be happy with things, don't be sad with yourself, you can achieve great things!
Then, Yuhui shared that at first he thought it was a movie in the entertainment industry, but he was afraid that he would not know how to appreciate it.
As a result, director Ning Hao suggested through Mr. Yu that he go to watch the movie first.
So, he went and found that what he saw was not the same as in the online promotional video.
In the process of communicating with Director Ning Hao, Ning Hao said: "Oh, my parents like you, I watch your live broadcast every day......"
Listening to these words, why am I so proud? We Yuhui are loved by everyone, and flowers bloom!
Andy and director No. 31 will come, let's look forward to it together, and look forward to Yuhui sharing his impressions with us.
The good news is announced, and we Yuhui continue to do our own work and sell goods with peace of mind.
He happily shared with everyone that Tongguan is now vigorously developing the meat sandwich industry, which is exported to overseas.
A friend said: "I finished making a package of this meat sandwich bun, but I didn't succeed once." ”
Yuhui introduced the method again, and then said: "Failure is the mother of success, your success came a little late, it may be Nezha, it will be earth-shattering as soon as it comes." ”
Why can't some products be added when they are sold out?
Because the merchant's employees leave work at six o'clock, they don't work anymore and can't be contacted.
Yuhui said: "From the anxiety at the beginning, it slowly turned into envy. ”
A friend said, "Then we have to get up early!"
Yuhui was even more envious: "Go to bed early and get up early, and you can still eat breakfast." ”
This is his insomnia, an unattainable state of life.
Selling roosters, a friend asked, "Will it lay eggs when I buy it?"
Yuhui: "I just said the rooster, you let him lay eggs, don't you think you're too much?"
You want the thorn bushes to grow into towering trees, and you want the pines and cypresses to be full of fruit. You want the cactus to be thorny.
You have a lot of great ideals, but you know that sometimes hard work can't solve the core problem, it's not that piece of material, can a rooster lay eggs?
Do you dare to eat the eggs it lays?
It's going to lay eggs, it's hurting its pride, it's a rooster, you have to let it lay eggs.
It's not down, you still say that it doesn't work hard, scold it every day, let him go, let the rooster be the rooster? Let it be itself.
A friend said, "Laying roosters, fighting chickens among roosters, Oye!"
Yuhui instantly remembered the sketch of that year's Spring Festival Gala, and danced with everyone to reminisce.
can sell goods into a variety show, I serve!
Selling long yams, Yuhui said: "This primary agricultural product is very down-to-earth, and there is soil on it. ”
Then, he put his hand close to the soil and said, "The soil on this yam is quickly transmitted to the brain along the nerves of my skin.
At this moment, more than 2,000 years of muscle inertia, I wanted to get down on one knee and pull a crown of hair on my head. ”
Oh mom, isn't this the Terracotta Army? This is to go back to work in the pit?
On February 3rd and 4th, he temporarily left Beijing and was called back to work.
Selling beef, it is said that the New Year's flavor of Xi'an started from queuing up to buy beef.
As I walked, there were a lot of people stuck in front of me, and I thought it was a traffic jam.
After queuing for two hours, I realized that people were going to buy beef.
Hahaha, it seems that this is really a lot of time, there is nothing to be busy with, there is something urgent, even if it is a social fear, I will ask: "What's wrong? What's going on?"
This year, he was embarrassed to invite everyone to Xi'an, saying that last year he was told by a friend: "What did you invite? ”
It is said that the off-season for tourism in Xi'an is from 3 to 5 p.m. and from 3 to 5 a.m. in summer.
Selling Buddha jumps over the wall. A colleague said, "It's a hassle to do, but it's convenient." ”
Yuhui said: "Then don't eat, your methods are all to treat the symptoms but not the root cause, don't eat, cure the root cause." ”
After a while, Ma Qian said that he wanted to taste it.
Yuhui took out a bowl of abalone and sea cucumber very seriously, and then pushed the soup to him and said, "Here, the soup is all in the nutrition." ”
Hahaha, Dong Yuhui! Laugh people away, are you responsible?
Let's not talk about the funny strength of this behavior, just saying that the sentence "the soup is all in nutrition" You said it so seriously, and repeatedly emphasized it, it can make us laugh.
Shouldn't it be: "Nutrition is all in the soup?"
A friend said: "The first time I watched Dong Yuhui's live broadcast, the soup was all in nutrition, and I felt that I benefited a lot." ”
Cosmetics were found for everyone, and although he tried his best to overcome public opinion, he turned out to be outnumbered.
Here we have to thank Xiaoxiao beauty.
Yuhui said: "As soon as she came over and said, I was embarrassed to refuse, and they were justified and polite to you." ”
Eat hot pot, come up to our handsome guy in Shanxi.
A friend said: "Sure enough, the handsome ones are hidden in the snow." ”
A friend said, "It's all on fire, look at what you ate in your mouth last class?"
Yuhui's attention was on the ring he was wearing, and he silently recited a mantra on his finger, and then looked at the little brother enviously.
The mantra that Yuhui recited to his fingers was: power, money, order, knot, and leave.
Said it was a ring-wearing version he had heard, with the thumb indicating power, the index finger representing wealth, the middle finger representing engagement, the ring finger representing marriage, and finally divorce.
The lad, with the ring on the middle finger, is engaged to both.
Marriage is a besieged city, where those on the outside want to come in and those on the inside want to get out.
Yuhui, they envy those who are married, and we are married and envy them who are single.
When a colleague took away the hot pot, he accidentally dropped the spoon on the ground, making a loud noise, Yuhui lowered his head and said while picking it up, "It's okay." ”
Turning his head and sharing with us, he encountered this incident at home during the Chinese New Year, and when there were many people in the family, his mother said, "It's okay, it's okay." ”
Then, facing him, he said with an angry face: "Next time you are like this, embarrass me, see that I don't slap you to death." ”
Hahaha, Yuhui, Yuhui, it's almost, it's too real, if you keep talking, I think you're on the monitor at my house.
This kid is meticulous in the details of life and tells it well!
Selling milk powder, a friend said, "Tell me how to take it?"
Yuhui said: "It is recommended to take it orally, take it with warm boiled water, and you still ask me how to eat the milk powder?"
Ma Qian said: "There are many ways to eat milk powder. ”
Yuhui: "Yes, pour it in your hand and eat it, lick it." He said as he licked his palm.
Then he said, "In the end, the roof of the palate was sticky with milk powder." ”
This is a hands-on experience.
A friend asked, "Convincing or oral?"
Yuhui said: "You can ask this question, we are convinced, and it is recommended that you take it orally." ”
Hahaha, there are endless talents who comment, all of them are masters of language arts!
Finally, he gave you a few questions about the "People's Literature" magazine.
He also talked about Teacher Li Juan's "My Altay", and he was intoxicated by the words written by Teacher Li Juan, the sense of pictures she described, and the rich emotions in her heart.
However, Mr. Dong, this is also you in our hearts, the same beautiful language, the same deep roots, the same inner emotions are rich and the expression is smooth and convincing.
Watching Dong Yuhui's live broadcast, I often don't feel that he is selling goods, it is cross talk, variety shows, classes, memories, and in the end, what I gain is happiness and fulfillment!
It's so charming, haven't seen enough, so see you tonight.
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