"Hey, beauty, you ...... your phone"
"Do you still want my phone? You don't pee on yourself, do you deserve it? The toad wants to eat swan meat!"
"Hey, beauty, I said your phone ......"
"Warning you, don't pester me, be careful that I call the police to arrest you!"
A woman sat on a bench on the side of the road for a while and got up to leave, when the man sitting at the other end stopped her, and the conversation between the two began. The man watched the woman walk away and muttered,
"Hey, if it weren't for the fact that you were a woman, I would have beaten you up a long time ago! Be kind to the liver and lungs of a donkey! You lost your phone ......"
Suddenly, the phone rings, revealing the word "boss".
At first glance, it was a call from the female boss.
"Hey!" he picked up the phone.
"Yanyan boyfriend, huh? Please give her your phone. The other party said.
"She said she was inconvenient and asked me to convey it. The man said.
"Her big customer is here! Let her come to the company to work overtime!" the other party said.
"She said she wasn't going!" the man said.
"What does she mean? You tell her that she won't work overtime and deduct her salary!" said the other party.
She said she wasn't uncommon!" the man said.
"Okay, don't be, the 10,000 yuan bonus is gone!" The other party's tone was stern.
"She said to buy you dog food!" The man said ruffianly.
"Okay, then you let her not use it, she was fired. The other side's patience ran out.
"Hey, did you see the phone here?" The woman who had left came back in a hurry and asked the man.
"Oh, is that it?" The man held out his hand.
"Yes," the woman said, taking her mobile phone, "You are not only ugly, but also of such low quality!
"Yes, you're right!" The man said nonchalantly, and left.
"Oops, how did I get kicked out of the group chat by the boss? How did I get blocked by the boss?" the woman exclaimed.
"Hahaha......" The man smiled and walked away.
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