Ancient heroes, after eating, the silver was thrown on the table, why did the shopkeeper never count?

Ancient heroes, after eating, the silver was thrown on the table, why did the shopkeeper never count?

What does it mean that the boss came over to toast and pressed me twice on the shoulder during the company dinner?

"I have long said that I should not buy roast suckling pig when I go to Thailand, but some people don't listen, look at it and be cheated again" hahahahahaha

Do you have such a person in your dormitory?

Because the rhyme is very smooth, it sounds very comfortable Such as: nuts I eat preservatives, eat to increase memory

Ten years ago, I was thin, and ten years later, I'm fat.

Friends, what will you fill in?

I'm going to change my surname, my surname is right, I don't want mineral water, God bless me, and I don't want God to comment

I'm done smoking a pack of cigarettes, and I still haven't figured out why she didn't get into my car!

Do you think this little brother has become good-looking after losing weight? Not to mention anything else, it seems that his appearance is not as good-looking as fat and good-looking, what do you think?

What would you do if there were only three hours left for zombies to appear?

Erlang God has seventy-three changes, Sun Wukong has seventy-two changes, which one is missing?

Who should you call when you meet me, please let me see Qi Shushu's name!

What's going on makes it seem like I'm not so embarrassed

A true portrayal of today's young people.

Isn't this a pure grandson

What does special protection mean?

It's nice to be your cat, and it's a luxury to live.

Would you like to?

How much connotation can be seen in this Tibetan poem?

Friends, what is that number?

"Why do they say that you must not marry a nurse as a wife?" commented on the truth, hahahahaha

Okay, I love you too

Fight the landlord: This card seems easy but is actually very difficult, who do you think will win?

I doubt what LRH has been through. Ha ha

God replied: If you don't go to work all the time, how long can you keep your savings?

It's all stopped

What do Legalists say?

The traffic police want to check my car, I put a mask on my slippers and don't count them as slippers to drive, right?

Seeing that everyone else likes to eat durian, I bought a durian, and when I opened it, it stinks, how can people eat it, it's really a profiteer

Participating in my son's kindergarten performance today, do you see a mother about 30 years old dressed like this?

The left is my current hairstyle, how do I keep the right hairstyle?

If it were you, how would you reply?

The car badges are seat belts. You tell me?

Why does the chip look like a city when zoomed in?

May I ask if a friend has passed away, should WeChat be deleted?

In the desert, why can't a thirsty camel come forward and touch it?

God replied: One person produces 100 million catties of feces a year, where does the feces of 100 million people go?

My sister is in her second year of junior high school, and she often wears this kind of clothes to school, and she doesn't care about school?

What a beautiful love story, let my husband tell me too.

Is there a same? The description is so vivid.

This is the southerner's drinking party, two people with four bottles of Harbin beer.

What does that mean? Can you explain?

A male classmate found the arm strength stick on his roommate's bed, broke it and said, "It's really difficult."

What is going on in a woman's heart?

But he didn't seem to be happy with his results.

Can anyone teach me how to squat in such a toilet

Netizens, what do you say about this?

Read the following sentence and fill in the appropriate modal words in parentheses as you like

I always thought that planes were expensive

The master shook his head and said something?

My niece has a son to book

What does it mean now?

Good work

Call His name in your tongue

The number of books determines how far you can read.

What do people in the underworld usually do?

"If you go and report the moon cake manufacturer, will it be successful?"

I don't even know which one to believe in the first news!

Maybe more than a thousand are talking about knives

The blind date, the family members all say Wangfu, are netizens really Wangfu.

The first car in my life didn't cost my parents a penny. Because it's a man. Come on

How to euphemistically say, "I don't want to talk to you anymore?"

How can you politely say that you want to change technicians?

That's a long time coming

Already angry

Today's car owners, don't give yourself a bolt chain at every turn, so you can't sell it at a high price.

If it were you, how would you choose???