Let me start with mine
People are dishonest, and I lie in my diary. When I was a child, my family was poor, and an aunt gave two beef cubes at a time, which was like candy packaging. I thought it was delicious, put it under the pillow, eat a little bit every day before going to bed, reluctant to eat more, I ate two beef cubes for more than a month to eat.
Let's take a look at the messages of netizens
Netizen 1:
When my brother chased my sister-in-law, he gave gifts, and saw that people gave hand-knitted scarves, but he didn't know how to do it for a long time, so he bought one on the Internet, and let the seller weave it a little worse.
When I received the scarf, I was moved by my sister-in-law, and I burst into tears.
Now every time they quarrel, my sister-in-law puts the scarf around her neck and sits there, and then my brother begins to succumb.
My sister-in-law thought that my brother remembered the love between them, and my brother was thinking that this scarf should not be exposed.
Netizen 2:
When I was in junior high school, my mother bought a box of eight-treasure porridge, I secretly opened and drank several cans, put the empty cans back, and re-glued the adhesive tape, and then my mother took it away as a gift without knowing it.
Now that I've graduated from college for four years, I still don't dare to confess.
Netizen 3:
When I was a child, my dad drove a taxi, a night shift driver, slept during the day, and fell asleep in 3 seconds, and then once we were watching TV, my dad suddenly started snoring, and I felt like it was pretending.
I took his lighter to burn the soles of his feet, and I didn't dare to burn it for too long, so I burned it for a few seconds, and when I saw that he didn't react, I thought to myself, I can really pretend, I can really bear it, and then I keep burning it, about 10 seconds.
I watched my dad jump up with a snort, covering his feet and fluttering, and then I took a lighter and watched him flutter blankly.
If you're tired of watching, let's play a little game and find the difference, the answer is later
Netizen 4:
When I was in school, there was a male director who was a special dog and always deliberately caught students for violating discipline, causing students to be suspended from school. One night I watched him walking with the female teacher, and he was super close to him. Secretly took a photo and uploaded it to QQ space, and all the classmates forwarded it, and then I didn't dare to inquire, I heard that the whole school knew about it.
Netizen 5:
Two years ago, when I was going to graduate school at home, one day I went crazy and collapsed with my back, and the ghost sent me to pick up my dad's cigarette and squat in the toilet and smoke a few puffs (my daughter, absolutely obedient girl, I didn't fall in love before graduating from college, and the thief was introverted) The smoke was choked I threw it directly into the trash can and came out in two hours Mom, my bathroom is on! Black smoke billowed and the toilet was burnt black, so I picked up the basin and poured it out.
That night, my dad and my mom teamed up to beat my sophomore brother in high school and beat him in a joint doubles, and I didn't give money for a month, but the problem was that my brother was really smoking, and he thought he accidentally threw it.
Netizen 6:
Sophomores. I had to hold the doll when I went to bed, and recently I was sleeping with Kulomi, and what my roommate didn't know at first was that one day I rolled over too hard and dropped Kulomi under the bed, and then everyone knew that I was sleeping with Kulomi in my arms
Netizen 7:
When I was a child, I urinated in the pot where the porridge was being cooked at home, and then the whole family drank ...
Netizen 8:
When I was in the sixth grade of primary school (25 years ago), there was a class cleaning, and I took 5 yuan to buy labor tools, and passed by the lottery ticket point that sold scratch tickets on the way, and I didn't know how to think about it, and the first 4 were thank you, and I felt that my heart was about to jump out, because this 5 yuan was a huge amount of money for me, and then the last one scratched out just won 5 yuan, and I never bought a lottery ticket in my life.
Netizen 9:
I broke up with my current wife one year in college, I was drunk in the squatting pit, the toilet is the kind of dormitory public toilet that is flushed with water at one end, I accidentally fell down and extinguished my cigarette, and suddenly felt that it was the same as my life, I was not convinced, I picked it up and took a sip, a cool spring poured into my mouth, I thought, I am really wasted in my life......
Netizen 10:
When I was a child, my family was poor, and there were basically no snacks to eat. Once I went to the temple and asked my father for 5 cents, saying that it was put into the merit box.
I ran a long way to find a pineapple seller, bought the smallest one, hid behind the stone pillar and ate it quickly, and then lied to my father and said that he had voted. I don't know if my dad knows, I just know that my dad touched my head and didn't speak!
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