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680 day by day~ Recruit Siberian tiger breeders!

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Hilarious God Comment: Wonderful every day, happy every day!

‬兄弟们机会来了:招聘15名东北虎饲养员,680一天,陪老虎玩耍喂食,养过猫类优先,免费三餐住宿。

680 day by day~ Recruit Siberian tiger breeders!

‬顾客:“我穿这裤子好看吗?”商家:“好看好看,大姐您穿这衣服太有气质了,一般人都穿不出您这个范儿!”

680 day by day~ Recruit Siberian tiger breeders!

‬你这么喜欢她,为什么不表白?

680 day by day~ Recruit Siberian tiger breeders!

‬儿子大哭大闹时,给他看这种小姑娘的视频,马上就安静了⋯

680 day by day~ Recruit Siberian tiger breeders!

‬如果鸽子飞回来的时候不干净了,你还会要吗?

680 day by day~ Recruit Siberian tiger breeders!

‬车里放个什么东西好?

680 day by day~ Recruit Siberian tiger breeders!

‬这对象不就来了嘛!

680 day by day~ Recruit Siberian tiger breeders!

‬出门在外,舒服都是自己给的!

680 day by day~ Recruit Siberian tiger breeders!

‬以前的小芳辫子粗又长,现在的小芳要车又要房。

680 day by day~ Recruit Siberian tiger breeders!

‬男:“媳妇,你有心情不?”女眼睛发亮⋯男:“我们下去吃点烧烤。 The woman's eyes gradually dimmed

680 day by day~ Recruit Siberian tiger breeders!

‬我真的好想,能够回到过去!

680 day by day~ Recruit Siberian tiger breeders!

‬男子抱着小牛模仿吹萨克斯,旁边的母牛都是他的观众!

680 day by day~ Recruit Siberian tiger breeders!

‬老师的舞蹈真美丽,前面的学员就不评价了⋯

680 day by day~ Recruit Siberian tiger breeders!

‬我们的这一代的爱情,输给了什么?

680 day by day~ Recruit Siberian tiger breeders!

‬这时候你要怎么教育孩子?

680 day by day~ Recruit Siberian tiger breeders!

‬我应该怎么和这个姐姐相处?

680 day by day~ Recruit Siberian tiger breeders!

有这样一个提问:‬你会和当时的自己说些什么?

680 day by day~ Recruit Siberian tiger breeders!

‬这时候该怎么办?

680 day by day~ Recruit Siberian tiger breeders!

‬求解:水是怎么煮沸到135摄氏度的

680 day by day~ Recruit Siberian tiger breeders!

‬你是怎么知道的?有大数据啊?

680 day by day~ Recruit Siberian tiger breeders!

‬什么时候都不能打老师!

680 day by day~ Recruit Siberian tiger breeders!

‬为什么有些人会故意说低自己的收入

680 day by day~ Recruit Siberian tiger breeders!

‬原来生孩子能带手机进去?

680 day by day~ Recruit Siberian tiger breeders!

‬兄弟们,对象教资面试没过,我该咋安慰她呀?

680 day by day~ Recruit Siberian tiger breeders!

‬你会怎么办?

680 day by day~ Recruit Siberian tiger breeders!

‬你想死吗?

680 day by day~ Recruit Siberian tiger breeders!

‬正常人的胃一次性能塞下这么多东西吗?

680 day by day~ Recruit Siberian tiger breeders!

‬兄弟,摩托车借我骑一天

680 day by day~ Recruit Siberian tiger breeders!

‬我发现一个不用直接问身高的小办法

680 day by day~ Recruit Siberian tiger breeders!

‬假如40年后,你送走了父母最后一程,世界上再无至亲之人,你还没有结婚,你会干嘛?

680 day by day~ Recruit Siberian tiger breeders!

Editor added: If that's really the case, then I will live well when I am alive, and my parents will come to pick me up when I die, like when I was a child [tears] [tears] [tears] [tears]

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