My colleague slept all morning and got off work soon, do you want to wake her up?

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Text丨Dog Man

Editor丨Dogman

These merchants, the pirated products you make are simply not too outrageous.

"White Coke" is also unlucky.

The water stolen by the thieves will not be a little salty,

The alcohol content must be well controlled.

The wife at home also tried her best not to cook.

Courier: So you can always see me at a glance.

Did this pot go through the back door?

I really can't understand how the air conditioner can be so firm.

Shop: The industry is sluggish, and the elevator is too much electricity.

Ah, a gust of wind blew by accident.

The first few children are Young Pioneers, and the last one can join the middle-aged team members.

Those of you who post small advertisements can't advertise to a family.

It doesn't matter if the car rolls over, it can still run.

Little brother, is it to make more money as a rider than a driver?

Good news: I picked up a big durian for nothing. Bad news: it was picked up by the car.

Such a hairstyle is really not appreciated.

If you are the emperor, you can fish casually when you go to work.

In this way, the dog can be instilled obediently.

Ma: These kids are terrible, so let's hide for a while.

Is Mimi's belly pregnant?

Another hangover kitten was found.

Do you sweat your feet when you walk in this cake?

Auntie's pious heart is visible to all.

How do they tell the difference?

I'm sorry, uncle, I'll stuff it back for you.

Kid, you have the potential to be a chef in the future.

This beauty, ah no, big brother, no, no, no, uncle.

You're talking about mosquitoes' grandmothers.

Are you afraid of such a murder scene?

This power bank can also be used as a brick in times of danger.

People who love to learn Xi even tattoos are a point of knowledge.

There is so much money in the world, and how much is it in your pocket?

Does the goddess like your hand?

The driver is very good, and he likes to do everything himself.

Such a humorous teacher gave me a dozen.

With the addition of money, hot water can be drunk when it becomes hot water.

Obviously, he can ask for it directly, but he has to add fate between the two.

Eight hundred yuan is to buy an insurance for your heart.

I heard that not many people can get the second half of the sentence right.