Some netizens posted a video asking: The first time I met my boyfriend's parents, his mother gave a red envelope like this, what does it mean?
A group of netizens in the comment area directly said that they didn't know if they didn't know, and they had to analyze it blindly
The explosion of netizens: She may want you to give birth to Nezha, three leaves represent three years of pregnancy, and a bracelet represents the Qiankun circle.
Are you going to make me laugh off my head, give birth to Nezha, she dares to give birth, and her mother-in-law dares to take it
It's really oil and salt that don't go in, I don't think I can let netizens analyze it anymore, and a good person can't pop out of my mouth.
No one can match the lines of the submitted star, and netizens can't sit still when they see it!
When you asked, I randomly found two people in the comment area, and they were very neat
Netizen God Comment: Ten years of labor reform, sitting for nine years, August and seven days, the baby is six years old, five months and four days, three points like Lao Wang, two points like his mother, not like me at all.
When I returned to prison, the world was renovated. The top of his head was green, and his heart was sad and difficult to explain.
Take a look at what this netizen had to say:
Ten years of hard study and traveled all over nine schools and eight colleges, gave up seven emotions and six desires, and cared about all over the world, and finally got a salary of 3,002, and was destitute
555555, brother, can you delete the comment, I have a friend who said that it was a little uncomfortable to see your comment.
While eating the banquet, while swiping the mobile phone, netizens commented: The sanitary conditions of the rural banquet are so poor, why do few people eat bad stomachs?
Netizen crooked Lou replied: Look at what you asked, the chicken was still running two hours ago, and the vegetables were still growing in the ground for two hours, and the freshness was second only to holding it alive.
To sum up, two hours ago I was still eating my vegetarian dishes
The netizen used a camera to record the wedding scene of his foreign friend
I felt that everything was very good, until netizens asked: Are the bride and groom unhappy to get married? Why are they all black-faced
But I want to ask, what if you wear black!!! hahahaha
Take a break and change your mind
Leave your answers in the comment area!
Some netizens urgently asked what to do if the leaders of the !! drank too much online
Here's a suggestion that you'd better not act rashly, in case this is the leader testing you, even if you're drunk, we can't take advantage of others.
However, the moral benchmark of the netizen class left a message: Carry the leader to the bed and cover her with a quilt, and then you lie on the side of the bed and watch her sleep for a night, and the next morning the leader asks why you are here, and you say that she was drunk last night, afraid that she will be uncomfortable in the middle of the night, so she will guard her, and the future will be bright
Hahahahaha, brother, why do you guess the leader is drunk?
A netizen who just got a driver's license: The family gave a suggestion, bought a car, and chose the license plate in the vehicle management, how to choose so much?
I think no matter how good the license plate is, it is still a license plate, and we still have to choose practicality when choosing a license plate.
Just like this netizen: If you are a novice, choose 66X99, it's still the same if it rolls over.
I have to say that this netizen is very comprehensive, thoughtful and caring.
This is a good suggestion, be careful of being caught by the landlord!
Netizen contribution: You just got in a taxi, and suddenly a rich woman rushed over, pulled you out of the car, she sat on it herself, and threw you 10,000 yuan, what will you do at this moment?
Netizen: This is a matter of dignity, I directly fastened her seat belt.
Tut-tut, you actually gave her after-sales, no backbone!
If this is the other way, I will drag her down again and then take the 10,000 she gave her and throw it at her and say I will give you 10,000 too, will she drag me down again and give me more money
I saw such a video on the Internet: a tiger spitting out water
When I was still wondering why the tiger vomited like this, a netizen commented: "Wu Song: I was passing by Jingyanggang and saw a tiger drunk unconscious, so I killed it
Hahahahahahahaha
Some netizens posted a moving picture and said: It's too easy to raise chickens now, what to eat
Netizens replied: What kind of jumping candy to eat for chickens during the Chinese New Year, hey, no, I didn't look carefully just now, but now after wearing glasses to see, it turns out that chickens eat peppercorns!
Hahahahaha
There is also this netizen: The future father-in-law is illiterate, and he threw away my Huazi and tea, and I am afraid that this marriage will be enough.
Netizen 1: I gave my father-in-law a Coke, and my father-in-law was very happy and let me go out
Netizen 2: You just think about your father-in-law, unlike the ejiao I gave to my mother-in-law
With such a good uncle, I'm not afraid that my daughter will be unhappy, but here is a suggestion, tie things together and pick them up when you throw them out!
Distress post: It's too cold, go out for a walk, and come back with frozen purple hands, how to survive this winter?
Netizen replied: My hands are frozen blue
Netizen 2: My hands are red and swollen from the cold
Netizen 3: My hands are still frozen
Netizen 4: You all let me, I'm frozen into a dog
Fortunately, there is a netizen who was not led astray and taught everyone a way not to be afraid of the cold
Dude, are you marrying a Jiangxi girl? 800,000 dowry, 20 quilts in return
A netizen posted a video: Let's help me take a look, is this considered a supernatural event? The CPU is almost dry and burning, let's refute it personally
Netizen contributions: I heard that when you see this watch, different lives will have different perceptions.
After reading the replies of netizens in the comment area, my perception became stronger and stronger, whether I can only Vocal NB WC when I co-authored, and whether netizens can do philosophy
Netizen 1: Actually, I want to tell you that no other half can still go
Netizen 2: The other half, went up the mountain to fight tigers?
Go up to the mountains and fight tigers, right?
Let me ask you: how to say "let's break up" in Lu Xun's style of writing
Literary netizen: This is probably love, if you love, you can't see the thorns in the depths, and if you don't love it, you can't see the roses in the depths.
Sand sculpture netizen: The two of us are probably the same
Even if you don't have a significant other, it doesn't affect you from being a conspicuous bag
Is this the current generation of college students?
I was just about to stand on the moral high ground and pick up the keyboard, but the college student netizens couldn't help it
College student netizen: Can you marry a princess in high school!!?
College student netizen 2: Can't you have both?
College students marry the queen, and they don't marry the queen mother even if they study for a master's degree or doctorate!!
Netizens asked: "How did you get mixed up with that ambitious person back then?"
Netizen: I feel like I'm okay, 98 years, 2 houses, 530 BMW, 2 million deposits, a wife who loves me very much, and a son who is 6 years older than me
Netizen 2: The money I saved is enough for me to squander in my life, provided that I must ensure that I take my breath before next Monday
When I was young, I was ignorant and ignorant of the world, and my bold words shook the sky, but now I have tasted all the sorrows, and I have been doing nothing for three years.
14 picture answer: ghosting, the two layers of glass reflect with a button on one side, cleverly overlapping together, becoming the illusion of a complete water bag